The Glorious Beacon of Light is a mere 24 "thanks" away from the magic number of 500.
500 puts him into the ROTH ARMY HALL OF FAME without a vote.
Please, wouldn't you like to be the one to send him over the top?
Give 'til it hurts.
The Glorious Beacon of Light is a mere 24 "thanks" away from the magic number of 500.
500 puts him into the ROTH ARMY HALL OF FAME without a vote.
Please, wouldn't you like to be the one to send him over the top?
Give 'til it hurts.
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Hi LoungeMachine! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
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LoungeMachine (04-30-2009)
You sir, are by far not the first jackass to welcome me.
Only the most important.
Yet another post worthy of your thanks.
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I could cuntinue pushing Mein Deumpmeister GA's count way past yours.. it means nothing.
Just like you mean nothing: you do nothing, you think nothing and you stand for nothign!
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LoungeMachine (04-30-2009)
Will we get to shoot you out of a cannon?
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FORD (04-30-2009),LoungeMachine (04-30-2009)
It is indeed my pleasure to contribute to the cause.
May your light continue to shine and warm us all.
Unrelated....Steve Savicki is a fag.
Just had to get that off my chest.
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LoungeMachine (05-01-2009)
There you go, Lounge...4 thanks from me put you at 500.
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don't be an enabler!!
A worthy & noble cause. I'm glad to be apart of it
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LoungeMachine (05-01-2009)
I love you all.
Even GayR the ReTard.
Oh, and STFU Steve.
hideyoursheep (05-01-2009)
Where is the RA HoF?
Can we visit you there?
Will you be behind glass?
Can I tap it and drive you nuts?
Do we have to watch you shit in your display case?
Who will keep Savicki out of the parking lot?
Blaze (05-01-2009),LoungeMachine (05-01-2009)
You are still a glorious beacon of light. Nothing has changed.
And I like it.
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LoungeMachine (05-01-2009)
But WTF is that last bright green square doing there now?
If I'm still [just] a GLORIOUS BEACON OF LIGHT, which no doubt means I light the way for others, what's with the added green thingy that does nothing?
PLEASE DONT TAP THE GLASS
hideyoursheep (05-02-2009)
I'm coming up to my own age of enlightenment, grasshopper.
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kwame k (05-01-2009),LoungeMachine (05-01-2009)
I once hired a drummer as a roadie.
I now own a very nice box of toothpicks that used to be a Les Paul Custom.
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in and the knocking speeds up.
What do Ginger Baker and low budget coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
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Igosplut (05-01-2009),LoungeMachine (05-01-2009)
What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?
Drop him off at band practice.
Q. What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
A. Would you like fries with that?
Ouch, rough crowd!
What do you call those skanks that always hang out with musicians?
Drummers.
Q.) How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A.) One. Just call the janitor...
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake!
• What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
• What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.
• What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
How do you know when a drummer's at the door?
The knock speeds up.
What does a drummer say after he knocks on your door?
"Pizza Delivery!"
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