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    Larg Girl of the Month May '09

    The best thing about hooking up with the cheerleader? When she fucks something up or gets mouthy, you can beat the fucking tar out of her and she'll never be able to prove it to anybody.

    Hayden





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    Oh, I don't know. For a cheerleader to be that lumpy she's obviously not sticking her finger down her throat enough. A little more rah-rah exercise and a lot less home delivered pizzas.

    Hayden's acting abilities are mediocre at best opting for the cuteness angle to get her a scene. Future TMZ fodder when they grow tired of Lindsey Lohan.

    My pick would have been Sarah Mutch the new face of GUESS and Maxim


    Of course she's airbrushed/Photoshopped to death but wished I looked like that.

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    Hmm...maybe I should let Kristy name next months girl?

    Opinions?

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    Thanks but my modeling days are over although I do get "photoshoot" offers from men in their 40's who believe that shilling out $3,000 for a Nikon digital makes the a processional photographer overnight. True scenario:

    Them: Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you are very beautiful. Have you modeled before?

    Me: Yes. Was a time ago.

    Them: So you stopped?

    Me: Yes. We all have to grow up sometime.

    Them: Well, I'd really like to shoot you.

    Me: So I take it you're a photographer? What's your experience? You have references, examples, you compensate or work TFP?

    Them: (a bit confused) Er, I got a camera. It's a Nikon DSLR I recently bought it. Perhaps...

    Me: (Running away)


    Anyway, I nominate Megan Ewing for next month. She's AMERICAN (from Texas) and has a otherworldly beauty that those South American factory-made beauties can't match. Plus, she's nineteen and I recently turned 26. Figure most of you like to go for those "younger women" anyway. Think she was also the face of Guess about 2 years ago..?


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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    The best thing about hooking up with the cheerleader? When she fucks something up or gets mouthy, you can beat the fucking tar out of her and she'll never be able to prove it to anybody.

    Hayden





    They should call her Meh'den...


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    I just discovered a woody!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    The best thing about hooking up with the cheerleader? When she fucks something up or gets mouthy, you can beat the fucking tar out of her and she'll never be able to prove it to anybody.

    Hayden






    Rumor has it that, personality-wise, she's a real cunt.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    I can make you feel, like you look like that.

    If you want to feel, like you look beautiful ?

    Isn't that... what we all need ?

    I apologize, I just haven't had a oportunity to use a cheesy line in a while .:tongue0011:





    P.S. There are no ugly people, just bad photographers.

    I like the Cheerleader body she is probably thinner in real life.

    Camera lenses are a distortion of reality unless they are proportionate to distance of subject and apature.

    Cheerleaders are world class athletes and deserve a break on not looking like a stick woman on a magazine/ runway.

    If she is even a cheerleader once again I am just commenting on a babe I have never heard of before.

    She does have a pretty smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    Rumor has it that, personality-wise, she's a real cunt.
    Yeah. Latest is that she's trying to get Milo Ventimiglia kicked off of Heroes because they split up, and apparently she's refusing to do scenes with him, etc...

    Let's see...Peter Petrelli, for all intensive purposes the lead character of the show, vs. the cheerleader, whose time of interest has LONG since come and gone and who could have a "I can't take this shit anymore!" moment, get in her nice car and drive off to Zimbabwe, never to be seen again...

    Tough choice, hmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    Yeah. Latest is that she's trying to get Milo Ventimiglia kicked off of Heroes because they split up, and apparently she's refusing to do scenes with him, etc...

    Let's see...Peter Petrelli, for all intensive purposes the lead character of the show, vs. the cheerleader, whose time of interest has LONG since come and gone and who could have a "I can't take this shit anymore!" moment, get in her nice car and drive off to Zimbabwe, never to be seen again...

    Tough choice, hmm?

    She bears a striking resemblance to a girl in my graduating class in prep school.

    She was a bit of a cunt, too (although that didn't stop me from sticking it in her dumper).

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    I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Love View Post
    I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from
    Pretty awesome visual!

    lmao

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    This is good call Bob

    Kristy should definitely choose next month's girl.........
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    this her?


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    I wouldn't give her a second look on the street....

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    Between the AV, The Strumpet, and The New Friction Rub Gif's. I am somewhat distubed ......????

    You know, down there...

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    boobage??


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    She looks kinda short...too much baby fat around the thigh area. Her Chinese name should be Wai Tu Yung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Thanks but my modeling days are over ....
    Not so fast.....why don't you post one of your OWN old pics and be next month's LARG girl? Whatever LARG is...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Them: Well, I'd really like to shoot you.
    That just sounds creepy...

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    WILL SOMEONE PLEASE!!!.


    . find out if she likes to make, wooh hooh or yaa yaa..or.. perhaps a little weeee heee....... yippie!?
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    and on what days ..?




    All the suspense is just...too much...

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    I think she's currently busy fucking just about everybody in Hollywood...

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    Yeah, now that's she's fully legal I'd have to hit that...


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    I would be'unh so knee deep in this sex'a ma chine...

    In the nicest way possible

    Last edited by thome; 05-22-2009 at 12:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hideyoursheep View Post
    Not so fast.....why don't you post one of your OWN old pics and be next month's LARG girl? Whatever LARG is...
    I'd never live that down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I'd never live that down.
    Why live it down when you can live it up?


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