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The best thing about hooking up with the cheerleader? When she fucks something up or gets mouthy, you can beat the fucking tar out of her and she'll never be able to prove it to anybody.
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Oh, I don't know. For a cheerleader to be that lumpy she's obviously not sticking her finger down her throat enough. A little more rah-rah exercise and a lot less home delivered pizzas.
Hayden's acting abilities are mediocre at best opting for the cuteness angle to get her a scene. Future TMZ fodder when they grow tired of Lindsey Lohan.
My pick would have been Sarah Mutch the new face of GUESS and Maxim
Of course she's airbrushed/Photoshopped to death but wished I looked like that.Comment
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Hmm...maybe I should let Kristy name next months girl?
Opinions?Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Good Call,Bob.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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Thanks but my modeling days are over although I do get "photoshoot" offers from men in their 40's who believe that shilling out $3,000 for a Nikon digital makes the a processional photographer overnight. True scenario:
Them: Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you are very beautiful. Have you modeled before?
Me: Yes. Was a time ago.
Them: So you stopped?
Me: Yes. We all have to grow up sometime.
Them: Well, I'd really like to shoot you.
Me: So I take it you're a photographer? What's your experience? You have references, examples, you compensate or work TFP?
Them: (a bit confused) Er, I got a camera. It's a Nikon DSLR I recently bought it. Perhaps...
Me: (Running away)
Anyway, I nominate Megan Ewing for next month. She's AMERICAN (from Texas) and has a otherworldly beauty that those South American factory-made beauties can't match. Plus, she's nineteen and I recently turned 26. Figure most of you like to go for those "younger women" anyway. Think she was also the face of Guess about 2 years ago..?
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I just discovered a woody!Comment
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Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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I can make you feel, like you look like that.
If you want to feel, like you look beautiful ?
Isn't that... what we all need ?
I apologize, I just haven't had a oportunity to use a cheesy line in a while .:tongue0011:
P.S. There are no ugly people, just bad photographers.
I like the Cheerleader body she is probably thinner in real life.
Camera lenses are a distortion of reality unless they are proportionate to distance of subject and apature.
Cheerleaders are world class athletes and deserve a break on not looking like a stick woman on a magazine/ runway.
If she is even a cheerleader once again I am just commenting on a babe I have never heard of before.
She does have a pretty smile.Comment
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Yeah. Latest is that she's trying to get Milo Ventimiglia kicked off of Heroes because they split up, and apparently she's refusing to do scenes with him, etc...
Let's see...Peter Petrelli, for all intensive purposes the lead character of the show, vs. the cheerleader, whose time of interest has LONG since come and gone and who could have a "I can't take this shit anymore!" moment, get in her nice car and drive off to Zimbabwe, never to be seen again...
Tough choice, hmm?Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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