Make HouseOfPaincakes MODERATOR!

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Now that we have HOP back, not only is he welcomed to a standing ovation, he has been inducted in our 2009 Hall of Fame.

I thought I would beat everyone else to the punch, to nominate HOP to Mod in Nickdfresh's stead.

BENEFITS:

- less idle chatter, more maturity

- greater depth of understanding the Van Hagar sheep mentality

- he has a vocabulary

- and I believe he was once an EUAS moderator before, so he's gone beyond the operator's permit for the Batcave controls.

Can I get an AMEN on this, from the peanut gallery here?

[kwame k]

No but here's a, Thinks BlimpyCHIMP™ is a JACKASS for this worthless post:

Admit it, you're afraid of Nick and he has put you in your place more times than you care to count, Gary.

You run this site and have so much influence why don't we post a challenge.........You get Nick fired as a Moderator here by then end of the month or you and your little si-gar persona get banned.

Man up, little pussy racist fucker.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Clown down, ButtBozo.

This thread intends to support House of Pain as a new mod, not one of your Sheep Patrol co-defamers.

[FORD]

I guess swallowing so much of Jizzy's DNA must have given you his "I think I control the damn board" virus.

[kwame k]

So in other words.....you're too much of a pussy to back up your mouth.

Taunt any mothers today who sent their children off to war?

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I guess swallowing so much of Jizzy's DNA must have given you his "I think I control the damn board" virus.

You post alot about men's DNA and swallowing. You do this alot.

This is not that kind of bord, ford.

[FORD]

Now you're typing like a sockfucker. You two disciples of douchebaggery working out of the same library today?

[Nickdfresh]

Now that we have HOP back, not only is he welcomed to a standing ovation, he has been inducted in our 2009 Hall of Fame.

I thought I would beat everyone else to the punch, to nominate HOP to Mod in Nickdfresh's stead.

BENEFITS:

- less idle chatter, more maturity

- greater depth of understanding the Van Hagar sheep mentality

- he has a vocabulary

- and I believe he was once an EUAS moderator before, so he's gone beyond the operator's permit for the Batcave controls.

Can I get an AMEN on this, from the peanut gallery here?

Um, GayerGAR™ -STFU...

[Igosplut]

Here's a thought... How bout they keep Nick, Say hello to HOP and ban you sad ass?

I'm sure if he was apprised of your actions here and at DDLR, he'd feel the same as the rest of the board.

You're a shit-heel and deserve as much.....

[Nickdfresh]

BTW, he can have my job if he really wants it and the powers that be feel that I am not up to it...

But GayerGAR™ should be banned at this point. I'll take demodding if we can ban him and any and all of his faggity aliasses...

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

HOP goes back further than either of you.

He recalls how shit used to be, same as Wooda.

I say "fukkit" and send the FORD baby out with the bathwater and get some new mod turnover in here!

[kwame k]

Come on Gary, you got the talking part done...........too much of a pussy to go up against these mods.
You've been called out bitch, care to back up your mouth?

Admit it, you're afraid of Nick and he has put you in your place more times than you care to count, Gary.

You run this site and have so much influence why don't we post a challenge.........You get Nick fired as a Moderator here by the end of the month or you and your little si-gar persona get banned.
Man up, little pussy racist fucker.

[FORD]

HOP goes back further than either of you.

He recalls how shit used to be, same as Wooda.

I say "fukkit" and send the FORD baby out with the bathwater and get some new mod turnover in here!

I go back further than that, shit for brains. Which anyone whose opinion I actually give two shits about at this website already knows.

Now, as I said before, go die in a fire you racist Jizzy loving coward.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

It's like a trifecta of retardedness:

FORD starts shit, namecalls, slanders, and distorts. So it takes half a day to look up shit and then when you call him on it (he pulled this fuckin' bullshit relentlessly at DDLR the entire election) he conveniently changes the subject. Like all Spendocrats.

Nickdfresh, he just parrots Loungemachine.

Loungemachine, then takes from the other two and builds them up to a frenzy and then all three of 'em feed each other like a homoerotic daisy chain of idiocy and I'd like it stopped.

One of them has no maturity: Nickdfresh is my first choice to go.

However, the other two in light of other eligible member's service, should be rotated in all fairness. They have just shit the bed beyond the call of doody, but if it ain't for lack of trying, they got no material remaining in them beyond slander and I for one am illed by the constant reiterations of their homoerotic focus.

[chefcraig]

Come on Gary, you got the talking part done...........too much of a pussy to go up against these mods.
You've been called out bitch, care to back up your mouth?

I go back further than that, shit for brains. Which anyone whose opinion I actually give two shits about at this website already knows.

Now, as I said before, go die in a fire you racist Jizzy loving coward.

Cowardice only plays a small part in this gents. The situation is entirely contempt-filled, yet unworthy of being dignified.

Let it go. Seriously.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I go back further than that, shit for brains. Which anyone whose opinion I actually give two shits about at this website already knows.

Now, as I said before, go die in a fire you racist Jizzy loving coward.

That's it! More homoerotic focus, just as I'm elaboriting.

THIS is exactly why we need rotation: another thing, besides HOP I can think of 2 others who predate you - hain23x and penix, Member 32.

Thanks for turning me onto the Coast to Coast radio show, world conspiracy theories, political attentions to how fucked the Bushies did the country in.. but it's time ok?

[kwame k]

Cowardice only plays a small part in this gents. The situation is entirely contempt-filled, yet unworthy of being dignified.

Let it go. Seriously.

Point well taken but in my defense I was going to keep pushing Gary to the point of posting a poll to see if the members here would rather see Gary banned or Nick and FORD de-modded.

Little pussy boy would never accept the challenge and all would of been for naught but it would of been funny to watch little Gary squirm.

[Nickdfresh]

It's like a trifecta of retardedness:

FORD starts shit, namecalls, slanders, and distorts. So it takes half a day to look up shit and then when you call him on it (he pulled this fuckin' bullshit relentlessly at DDLR the entire election) he conveniently changes the subject. Like all Spendocrats.

I'm sorry GayerGAR. I had no idea you'd such the victim, bitch mentality...

Nickdfresh, he just parrots Loungemachine.

Parrots are awesome! Polly want a rat poison, er, cracker?

Loungemachine, then takes from the other two and builds them up to a frenzy and then all three of 'em feed each other like a homoerotic daisy chain of idiocy and I'd like it stopped.

One of them has no maturity: Nickdfresh is my first choice to go.

However, the other two in light of other eligible member's service, should be rotated in all fairness. They have just shit the bed beyond the call of doody, but if it ain't for lack of trying, they got no material remaining in them beyond slander and I for one am illed by the constant reiterations of their homoerotic focus.

LOL Gar, you're the gayest one here. Speaking of parrots, I'm gonna name you Irony-Bitch as I put you in a cage. "Homoerotic?" Really? You mean like how you took such pride a pleasure in pissing on a young boy?

I wonder if the statue of limitations are up or not?

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Parrots are awesome!

Yes and take big, drippy shits when they go.

That's why the analogy applies so well to you: a Nickdfresh post is like a big shit that his body takes, only thru the fingers!

I want you demodded. Because you suck like big, drippy Parrot stain.

[FORD]

THIS is exactly why we need rotation: another thing, besides HOP I can think of 2 others who predate you - hain23x and penix, Member 32.

Uh, no. wrong as usual. But like I said, I don't need to waste my time explaining this shit to a moron such as yourself. Those who were there know the real deal. Fools like you are irrelevant.

Now would you goddamn go die in a fire already? I know they got some big ones going down there, don't they?

[Blaze]

Yes and take big, drippy shits when they go.

That's why the analogy applies so well to you: a Nickdfresh post is like a big shit that his body takes, only thru the fingers!

I want you demodded. Because you suck like big, drippy Parrot stain.

Actually, about parrots: parrots are quite tidy if allowed and encouraged to learn.
I had an eclectus. I kept a garbage can next to his cage. It took a short while for him to learn (decide) to walk down the ramp of his cage and poo in the garbage can.

The birds I have had do not naturally poo in their nest. That is a encouraged, or forced behavior. And generally, mine did not poo on those he liked , unless the person was so out of tune that they took no notice of when he had to go poo. Pooing on people is a bad habit.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Do you think we can get FORD, Nickdfresh, and LoungeMachine to take their hatred and take a long ookwalk off that short poop stick Blaze?

I know about parrots, I worked in a petshop before I was even Marmoset sized.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Fools like you are irrelevant

Then why reply?

[Blaze]

*(decide; I didn't do much other than get very happy when he did go poo in the can)

Animals and people respond very well to positive re-enforcement. The only times I had to get on to him was when he was mean to people around me and when he would say very rude things to strangers he took a dislike to. Good thing only those that had been around him for a while understood him through his speech impediment, limited English vocabulary and natural language skills.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Ever seen a malaysian mynah? They talk, and have larger brains than parrots.

[Blaze]

Do you think we can get FORD, Nickdfresh, and LoungeMachine to take their hatred and take a long ookwalk off that short poop stick Blaze?

I know about parrots, I worked in a petshop before I was even Marmoset sized.

Pet-shops are of limited husbandry, if that.
Beings(Parrots) learn neurotic free in good environmental enrichment atmospheres, that are consistent, stable, safe and reliable.

[Blaze]

Ever seen a malaysian mynah? They talk, and have larger brains than parrots.

Yes, I have. I have more than just seen one. I regularly interacted with one as a young child.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I think I intercoursed one too!

[Blaze]

I know you think your self amusing and perhaps in your myopic world you are amused with yourself. However, l am not amused.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I agree, it is myopic.

What amuses Blaze> tell me!

[Blaze]

I agree, it is myopic.

What amuses Blaze> tell me!

~Overlooked documentation~



Refer to post #29 (link) for answer to post #30.

[Nickdfresh]

Yes and take big, drippy shits when they go.

The more for you to lap out of my asshole when you eat it, harry dingle berries and all...

That's why the analogy applies so well to you: a Nickdfresh post is like a big shit that his body takes, only thru the fingers!

Hows that life going, library boy? A bitter, unemployable deranged loser much?

I want you demodded. Because you suck like big, drippy Parrot stain.

I won't be demodded because you never really seem to get what you want in your big bucket of fail you call a life...

And, I want you banned...

[Nickdfresh]

...

And, I want you banned...

When my coming promotion to super-mod comes through, that's the first thing I'm gonna do, cunt.

[houseofpain]

Ford predates all of us on message boards. He's the original. Though some of us predate others at specific boards, and I may predate FORD here, he still is more original than me.
In regards to me modding again, Sarge is the boss, as well as pojo. I'm not going to beg for it, but if its a legit need, I'll do it.

HOP

[WARF]

Where the fuck is REDFIRE, BRING HIS ASS BACK TOO!!!

[LoungeMachine]

And WARF.

Where's that fucknut at?

Bring back WARF and mod that shithead too!!!!

[Diamondjimi]

Actually, about parrots: parrots are quite tidy if allowed and encouraged to learn.
I had an eclectus. I kept a garbage can next to his cage. It took a short while for him to learn (decide) to walk down the ramp of his cage and poo in the garbage can.

The birds I have had do not naturally poo in their nest. That is a encouraged, or forced behavior. And generally, mine did not poo on those he liked , unless the person was so out of tune that they took no notice of when he had to go poo. Pooing on people is a bad habit.

Do you think we can get FORD, Nickdfresh, and LoungeMachine to take their hatred and take a long ookwalk off that short poop stick Blaze?

I know about parrots, I worked in a petshop before I was even Marmoset sized.

Ever seen a malaysian mynah? They talk, and have larger brains than parrots.

*(decide; I didn't do much other than get very happy when he did go poo in the can)

Animals and people respond very well to positive re-enforcement. The only times I had to get on to him was when he was mean to people around me and when he would say very rude things to strangers he took a dislike to. Good thing only those that had been around him for a while understood him through his speech impediment, limited English vocabulary and natural language skills.

Yes, I have. I have more than just seen one. I regularly interacted with one as a young child.

I think I intercoursed one too!

I know you think your self amusing and perhaps in your myopic world you are amused with yourself. However, l am not amused.

I agree, it is myopic.

What amuses Blaze> tell me!

~Overlooked documentation~



Refer to post #29 (link) for answer to post #30.

I smell a love connection...

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I often smell like one, too!

OOKOOK

[houseofpain]

Where the fuck is REDFIRE, BRING HIS ASS BACK TOO!!!

redfire actually logged in Thursday. He didn't post, but he logged in. Iwas sitting in the Tucson airport posting, and saw him on, so I pulled out the crackberry and IM'd him.

As for all the shit going on here...wow! I see people I don't know asking to mod me, people I don't know modding, I see the bag of shit wars have never stopped.

Let me fill everyone in on something before this goes any further:
Pojo
Hain
Icon
Vinnie V
redblkwht
WARF
FORD
VA Beach VH Fan
Redfire
COR
toptimmy
blueyedmurder
These peeps are my bros. I respect the hell out of them (and a few others I fail to mention), I agree with 99% of their opinions (FORD and I are polar opposites on politics, so we agree not to speak of it with each other), so if someone is going off halfcocked thinking I'm going to mod something and step in and be on their side, they may want to rethink that strategy.

Newsflash: I'm in sales, and damn good at it...kissing my ass and stroking my ego doesn't work...neither does sucking my cock.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

There was a bit of a split, 5 years ago.

There was this episode where someone made a thread about a KISS poser and how stupid he looked.. well, the dude came on the board and threatened the host, and threatened to sue everybody.

The host then, caved and took the site offline.

Von Halen put up a board ddlr before ARmy got its legs back up. Some of the younger posters filled in the exodus that filled DDLR, these younger ones became mods because the stronger members became mods at Vonnie's pad and there was this "no dual-mods, one site or the other" rule, and the weaker spineless Sheep Pen tools went to Brett's VH Stinks board.

So then, fforward 4 years later, VH tour, Sarge takes the "reunion torch" down.. you'll remember that, unlit for the longest time well it got lit..

Then, Von lost interest in his site and let some of the mods there get stupid with it and they broke it, and it's been down now since December.

So now everybody's pretty much split up between rothfans.com, the Stinks, and here.

Go say hello to Brett over there, make 5 posts before you tell 'em the Army sent you after which he will ban you and talk smack about you after you're banned. He's got little-man syndrome or some shit like the Enzyte guy..

Just be a mod and be yourself is all I am pitching. My complaint is with a few rogue Mods who came way after you left and won't be missed..