No, he's not WARF
In fact, someone JUST commented on his myspace about him becoming a dad recently.
Gar found a Social Security listing for a Ryan Monohan with a completely different birthdate, almost 10 years younger than Jizzy, and tried to pass it off as "evidence"
Originally Posted by Kristy
Jizzy isn't dead, but apparently his relationship with GAyR is. Apparently one of Jizzy's websites had congratulation messages on him becoming a daddy.
As frightening as that thought is to the rest of the world, I imagine it was devastating to poor GAyR - whose mental state was already fragile, to put it charitably.
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Who is not WARF.... ?No, he's not WARF
In fact, someone JUST commented on his myspace about him becoming a dad recently.
Gar found a Social Security listing for a Ryan Monohan with a completely different birthdate, almost 10 years younger than Jizzy, and tried to pass it off as "evidence"
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Sounds like you've put down a few six packs this morning, WARF...
Like WARF always says....
It's 8 am somewhere.....
Dang...someone has been spoon feeding you some bullshit, and I suppose it's GAR...
I'm sorry about that and i've been hearing some stupid shit about what he's been up to...
Let me start with two things...
WARF is WARF and I am ELVIS, we are nobody else...
We both had alias personalities way back in the day, but I have none now and I very much doubt WARF has an alias either...
I like spoons. I like spooning. I like feeding. I like spoon-feeding. I do not like bullshit. It smells of hormones.
I do think my feed has been spiked by mushroom-boy. My apologies. I am concerned for the after affects. I do think it shall take a while for re-stabilization.
Okay, I should have put a comma in there.
I meant: No he's not, WARF.
That's a real turnoff for you, right?
Those are good choices actually, to replace us - when we become Supermods sometime this week....
But it is funny how Benedict GARnold is dispensing advice on mods and modding. The thing is that I used to believe this was somehow ironic or sarcastic. The truth is that GAR literally believes his own bullshit and exposed himself as a demented little bitch long ago with the Jesterstar reach-arounds and his "quitting" over Katydid...
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 05-10-2009 at 09:25 AM.
Thank you Elvis, I will take this under consideration.That's one of the most disturbing posts i've read in quite awhile...
But anyway...we've rotated mods several times, but at the current time and pace, we are sort of over modded, but that's not a bad thing...
The mods here get along and all do their respective jobs...
And I don't think Gar/Blimp/whoever deserves banning...yet...
Here's a hint though. Post some cock pics in main, or any area for that matter and see what happens...
Ha!
Good comeback
don't forget the Giant Strawberry, and the Sea-Ock, and then there were a couple more he tried to register that i denied.
I'm all in favor for tasteless comedy... but there should definately be a limit....No, he's not WARF
In fact, someone JUST commented on his myspace about him becoming a dad recently.
Gar found a Social Security listing for a Ryan Monohan with a completely different birthdate, almost 10 years younger than Jizzy, and tried to pass it off as "evidence"
I wouldn't make jokes about shit like that...
karma can be a motherfucker....
Last edited by WARF; 05-10-2009 at 10:39 AM.
I was gonna ask, "How can you tell?"
But I'm not gonna go there....
But in all honesty.... my friends think I'm fucking wasted....
When I am completely sober...
I'm just one of those people... lol
I'm a brutally honest person... and you either love me or hate me...
The only thing I lie about is my age...
I tell females i'm 25 and get away with it....
I look atleast 10 years younger than I am...
I told some bitch at a bar I was 25...
She said OMG... I thought u were 21... (lol)
Yeah... more like fucking 31... lol
I just like my POONTANG in the 20-24 age bracket....
But who the fuck doesn't?
And yeah I ended my streak last night lol
Contrary to popular belief...
I really haven't been creating aliases anymore...
Well... lol
With the exception of one person...
But I got called out on my first post lol...
Last edited by WARF; 05-10-2009 at 10:41 AM.
The funny thing is, he either thinks we don't remember the shit he's pulled or thinks that no one will call him out on it. What a lame troll fuck.
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
Maybe we should make kwame a mod after the fucking Clay Aiken thread....
Holy shit, that was funny!
Thanks WARF but if I was a mod Gar would just get me de-modded right away, so it would be like a blue balls kinda thing, just when you think you got it........POW, it's taken away
Dude, I was seriously impressed by the Clay Aiken thread...
I'm kinda wacked out... i'm the kinda guy that laughs mainly at my own posts...
And read them over and over... and Marvel at myself...
And what it's like to wake up and BE WARF everyday of the year...
But I digress....
You had me on the fucking floor man.
KUDOS AGAIN!!!
You had to tell us that ??
I remember when you said you were 28...
That seems like more than three years ago...
I think GAR was in a contest with his multiple personalities to see which one could come up with the gayest, most stupid user-ID...
I don't lie to dudes about my age...You had to tell us that ??
I remember when you said you were 28...
That seems like more than three years ago...
Only females...
But why not???
They've been lying to men since the beginning of time...
I go after 21 year olds... so at 31... It gets a lil weird....
I say i'm 25.... and most chicks dont even believe i'm that old...
It must be the genetics...
My Dad is 65 and he looks like he's 45....
It's THE SAMMY HAGAR GENE!!!
uh uh uh uh u hu hu hu hu
Last edited by WARF; 05-10-2009 at 02:34 PM.
That can come in handy. For me, it's the hair...the shorter I cut it, the younger I look...which is great, considering I work with exceptionally, exceptionally hot 20-something year olds that think I'm the gratest thing since sliced bread...
Twistin' by the pool.
That's it BOB...
Nail Em' while your still young!!!
As if slicing bread is that hard.I'm the gratest thing since sliced bread...
I'm thinking that's not the kinda hard Bob was getting at.As if slicing bread is that hard.
I'm thinking why the hell not. Women lie about everything. How old they are, when their last period was, that they are on the pill, how many men they've slept with...all kinds of shit. So I say this, get as much pussy as you can until you make that committment to never have any more pussy except the current pussy. Get them started as young as you can, teach them their role...besides, when I was a teen, it was fun fucking chicks younger than me...
EAT US AND SMILE!
LOOK WHO'S BACK IN CIRCULATION!
DAMAGE INC!
suck it!!!!!!!!!
And wassup HOP! Cool to see you...
But WARF, I don't think someone who posts 180 posts in four years is here enough to monitor the boards, which is what is entailed...
And with Obama's thought police monitoring the internet, we need to be viligent in keeping our forums clean or it may disappear...
Just my two cents...
Pretty cool to see you to ELVIS. You are the fucking king bro...
A couple of things:
A) I lost about 2700 posts back around 2005
B) I think pretty much everybody around all the VH forums who knows me, and knows me well will tell you the same thing. I've earned the right to do whatever the hell I want. I'm the Brett Favre of the message board.
C) Sarge and Poj know me as well as anyone here, WARF and FORD included, so they know what they're getting with me.
D) I like D cupped titties!
E)at Us And Smile
F) Nice to see you again ELVIS. Didn't you fly the colors once upon a time?
That was a Giant Starwberry, in honour of BownM&Ms misspelling..
OK GARs a nut...WARF is the man... and HoP needs to be a moderator!! The next question is---can I join him??
Sarge? POJO? You know my qualifications...
...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....
VERY qualified.. no argument here!
Strong poster, regular logins, popular member - why not?
As if your opinion mattered.
SI and HOP modding the same board...it would have to be a sexual board...
Damn.... HOP and Sweet Irony returning to the fold in the same week?OK GARs a nut...WARF is the man... and HoP needs to be a moderator!! The next question is---can I join him??
Sarge? POJO? You know my qualifications...
Who's next?
BTW, where's Redfire??
Dude, I was just at the house with him and the folks for the last 4 hours. He's been lounging here. He needs to effing post...
Is it wrong to make a new forum for these two? I think it
may be a good idea! just my opinion..
pics & alot of board hits i'd be willing to bet!
EUAS
At the very least we'd be very entertaining "sexting" each other!
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