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  1. 05-15-2009, 02:27 PM #1
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    Exclamation JizzyStool and GAR have a child!!!!

    Orignally posted by Jesterstar

    hitchWORLD1969© Discussion Forums - THE BIRTH OF MY DAUGHTER

    Today was THE BIRTH OF MY DAUGHTER...................

    I celebrate with my members of HITCHWORLD!!!!!!!

    Life is so amazing and to see it spring forward from a woman with no help of pain killers just a natural birth and to look in the eye's of a child and know that she is yours with your features and part of your soul.

    And to think as I sit next to THE LOVE of my lifes bed as she births our child. At the moment that the contractions took hard I received a PHONE CALL from someone I haven't heard from in so long.

    HITCH called at the most amazing time in my life becoming part of the most special moment taking place on GOOD FRIDAY when JESUS rose from the GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I realized HITCHWORLD isn't over with today I realized THE MAGIC NEVER LEFT US!!!!!!!!!

    In fact the Magic is GREATER than I ever realized. This life isn't by chance. THE BIRTH OF MY DAUGHTER ON GOOD FRIDAY ISN'T BY CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!

    HITCH CALLING ME WASN'T BY CHANCE!!!!!

    HITCHWORLD IS REBIRTHED THROUGH LIFE MY PURPOSE AS A HUMAN BEING IS REBORN MY DRIVE TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF MYSELF TO BRING OUR MESSAGE TO THE WORLD AND HOW PURE AND RIGHTIOUS OUR MESSAGE IS.

    Today I was given something that I give to all of you. A Life a Member of us because we are all ONE in this world. My Daughter is your Daughter as your Children are my Children. As your Brothers and Sisters are my Brothers and sisters. As your Third cousin that you don't see that much but talk to on occasion is my Third cousin that I don't see that much but talk to on occasion.

    HITCHWORLD IS REBIRTHED

    MY LIFE AND PATH ARE CLEAR AS IS YOURS.

    I may work my ass off to provide for my family but never forget that there is a little pocket of magic hidden for us all. Here at HITCHWORLD.

    HITCH the fact that you called. I appriciate more than you know.

    How clear we see through the glass but to see through a glass that is clear is really something.

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    Hi LoungeMachine and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
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  3. 05-15-2009, 02:32 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    RIP Jesterstar: 6-30-87 / 11/13/08

    I thought he was talented, may he rest in peace.

    He knew he wasn't well..

    THE PROFICY OF MY DEATH 8/7/2007 - THE STAR on Blog Talk Radio

    - he was a fun guy and made things a blast when he was online!

    He worked and lived like he presented himself online, really honest upfront and owning everyone all the way in the process.

    An abstract, left-field thinker. I'll miss him.

    If we had the ability to lower something half-mast, 3 months ago was really the time to do it. Maybe we could peg June 30 as Jesterday..

    I just found out. I dunno, he's always survived all his funky problems.

    His girlfriend checks his Myspace, those who knew him can contact her about it if you cared but she knows all the detractor's names.

    They had no children.


    Oooops.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge's Little Helper View Post
    Hi LoungeMachine and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
    You DUMBASS, everybody knows not to welcome LoungeMachine but you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    You DUMBASS, everybody knows not to welcome LoungeMachine but you.

    I have owned SLH: let it be known, thus it be done.
    You've owned nothing or no one liar. I doubt you've ever even played a guitar, si-gar, let alone owned one.

    But keep fighting battles with a bot, you might have a chance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    You DUMBASS, everybody knows not to welcome LoungeMachine but you.
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    Sarge's Little Helper will welcome people to the forum with a few pre typed messages.
    This only works in this forum.
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    Thumbs up

    Welcome to the world, JesterGAR.
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    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Welcome to the world, JesterGAR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitar shark View Post
    welcome to the world, jestergar.
    ha!...
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    If JesterGAR is anything like his JesterMOM, then there's only one thing he can nurse on to satisfy his HUNGER
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Welcome to the world, JesterGAR.

    Bloody brilliant!!!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Orignally posted by Jesterstar
    HITCH called at the most amazing time in my life becoming part of the most special moment taking place on GOOD FRIDAY when JESUS rose from the GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm not an expert on the Christian myth but....
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    Easter, Good Friday.....

    meh, what's the difference?

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    I wonder what JESUS' hands looked like after he dug himself out of that GRAVE...
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    Holy crap, I just realized he's got 22 thousand posts of this bullshit..
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Holy crap, I just realized he's got 22 thousand posts of this bullshit..
    And we realized years back you're a pussy and a Coward....
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    But you're my gratest fan!

    How unkind, Igo? How unkind is that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Love View Post
    I wonder what JESUS' hands looked like after he dug himself out of that GRAVE...

    Holey?
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    Gar's problem is he can't back up that motorboat mouth with that paddle boat ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Love View Post
    I wonder what JESUS' hands looked like after he dug himself out of that GRAVE...
    Like GAR's hands after he had them on Jesterstar's cock?
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