You poor fuckers..
Im assuming you have all heard that song by now. Hey we at the Army can be compassionate, you know. Van Hagar fans, Im truly sorry..
I bet even you guys were expecting something special...
I guess you can still hold out some hope that "Its about Time" was the weakest of the three ...
LMAO !!
LMFAO!! You should see the spinsters over at the Links now.
I'm sure "Up for breakfast" will most certainly lay the smack down
Snap, crackle, pop....
"Hello Sam? It's Bill...THAT SONG IS HORRIBLE!!!"
Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"
I agree...Bill Walton would say it's terrible.
what an awful song!
It's so bad, I could only listen to it twice. And that was two times too many.
The real shame is that the spermmy fans can't even be honest about it. If Fuel or some other band wrote that song would they still claim that it's a classic?
The song goes directly into the top 5 WORST Van Hagar songs of all time.
..only 5 worst hagar songs ?
..i cun't think of 5 decent van hagar songs to be honest
..you must mean 5150 worst hagar songs
..that's why they used that police term , you'd have to be 'criminally insane' to buy the fucking albums in the first place
Originally posted by flappo
..only 5 worst hagar songs ?
..i cun't think of 5 decent van hagar songs to be honest
..you must mean 5150 worst hagar songs
..that's why they used that police term , you'd have to be 'criminally insane' to buy the fucking albums in the first place
Let me clear this up.
ALL Van Hagar songs suck but on the suck -o- meter some suck more than others. THIS ranks amongst the suckiest of the sucky.
cool?
..yeah , kewl™
Yeah, it even makes "Why Can't This Be Dave?" sound a bit above horrible. :p
d9, it's the suckiest suck of the suckest of sucking Van Hagar sucking songs that suck!
Originally posted by MAX
d9, it's the suckiest suck of the suckest of sucking Van Hagar sucking songs that suck!
I'm with ya a hundred percent bro...lol
the people over at VHlinks are raving and saying how great the song is. was curious and have not been there for months so I downloaded it.
that is the biggest piece of VanHagar shit I have ever heard. out of all the songs they claim to have and could pick from thats the best they could have done ? eds def lost it and done. I will admit the music had some potential but falls flat on its face with that so called solo.
sammys lyrics , just when I thought could not get any worse has def blown the worst monkey dick I have ever hear him put together. I swore I wouldnt listen but had to and now wish I did not. that song really sucks and they have wound up a wannabee VH band!
"without you" with cherone was better than that piece of shit!
"I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"
i have not heard it yet...where on the net can you hear it at?
Whoa you're strong my friend....2 times? My head was about to explode listening to that screeching!Originally posted by Warham
It's so bad, I could only listen to it twice. And that was two times too many.
Keep lookin its everywhere.Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
i have not heard it yet...where on the net can you hear it at?
How about all the guitarists out there ? What do you think. That solo pretty much confirms what we have all been thinking. I guess we should reserve total judgement after hearing all three, but if this is the choice pick of the new tracks, Van Hagar are done.
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Our ears here are still virginal.....
And what? Up For Breakfast??!!? Be afraid...be very afraid....I dont think there has ever been a tune, or a good one, with "breakfast" in the title---
...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....
i DON'T THINK eD HAS BEEN UP FOR BREAKFAST IN THE LAST 20 YEARS!!
If Up for Breakfast is truly about "Morning Wood" as some of the Spamsters tell me, and if we are to believe the convictions of the messenger (Spammy) there must be some 4 AM adminstering of Viagra happening in the Hagar household.
I think they are the same song if you listen closely.Originally posted by bru87tr
"without you" with cherone was better than that piece of shit!
Mezro...gary appears to be a genius next to sam
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
a dead cow appears to be a genius next to sam, too...Originally posted by Mezro
gary appears to be a genius next to sam
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From a guitarist's perspective... Ed still has his chops and there's few interesting bits peppered in the tune. The opening riff and the main verse riffs work well together. Where this thing goes off-track imo is that oddball bridge between the verse and the chorus. It's almost like a foreign song within a song. Ed's solo isn't quite what I would call standard fare but then it is but then it isn't... I'm thinking the opening riff and in a couple of the bridges Ed is using transtrem cause it seems to change key in an odd way.Originally posted by Panamark
How about all the guitarists out there ? What do you think. That solo pretty much confirms what we have all been thinking. I guess we should reserve total judgement after hearing all three, but if this is the choice pick of the new tracks, Van Hagar are done.
It's nice to NOT hear that damn harmonizer that he over-used previously. This thing sounds pretty straight and clean from an effects perspective. I sense some Marshall signiture rather than the Peavey 5150.
From a bass perspective... I hear Ed's writing but I definately hear Michael's steady and fluid playing. I would say with about 95% confidence Mikey laid down the tracks. Plus I like hearing him up front in the mix as well.
Vocals... sappy lyrics... tonally that could be Cherone singing and the mix/structure has III written all over it. Don't like the vocals with the exception of Michael's backing tracks... classic VH.
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Don't be sorry it's the best VH song since Human's Being.Originally posted by Panamark
You poor fuckers..
Im assuming you have all heard that song by now. Hey we at the Army can be compassionate, you know. Van Hagar fans, Im truly sorry..
The guitar rocks.
The vocals rock.
It's a monster of a song.
PS: How many cocks is Roth holding in his mouth in your lame ass avatar photo.
Over and Superiorly Out,
General Hina
How many cocks ?? What are they detachable penises ?? I dunno you tell me ?? The thought of cocks in mouths didnt enter my mind in reagards to that pic. I guess it depends on what pre-occupies your mind.Originally posted by General Hina
Don't be sorry it's the best VH song since Human's Being.
The guitar rocks.
The vocals rock.
It's a monster of a song.
PS: How many cocks is Roth holding in his mouth in your lame ass avatar photo.
Over and Superiorly Out,
General Hina
Hina, this tune makes Humans Being a great, great song
Its an ok Riff, Solo is the worst I have ever heard EVH play. (Which is a total bummer).
Delude yourself all you like. This is not up to Van Halen's usual standards.
General Hiney: best song since Humans Being Homo ?
you summed it up !
if it were really a good tune you would have said better than a Dave song which you know you could never bring yourself to say.
Daves last 2 songs with the boys is something spermmy will be trying to better from this day on and never will.
Humans Being is like listening to fingernails on a chalkboard.
I hate that goddamned spermy double tracked. single tracked even.
spermmy spermmy everywhere is spermmy. wouldnt think on a DLR site though.
whats up local ?
It's better than "me wise magic" without a doubt.Originally posted by bru87tr
General Hiney: best song since Humans Being Homo ?
you summed it up !
if it were really a good tune you would have said better than a Dave song which you know you could never bring yourself to say.
Daves last 2 songs with the boys is something spermmy will be trying to better from this day on and never will.
Hina the General
best one for todayOriginally posted by General Hina
It's better than "me wise magic" without a doubt.
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