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  • ace diamond
    Full Member Status

    • Sep 2004
    • 3863

    #31
    Originally posted by ace diamond
    FIRST OFF, NO MORE BLOOD.
    THE DAMAGE IT DID TO MY GUITAR WAS VERY EXPENSIVE TO FIX.
    THE PARTS AND THE REPAIRS WERE NOT CHEAP.

    SECOND OFF,
    I PLAYED ROMANO'S CONCERT LOUNGE IN RIVERSIDE,CA LAST NIGHT.

    MY BACK STAGE WARM UP WAS FILMED BY MTV.
    UNBEKNOWNST TO ME BEFORE HAND, MTV WAS THERE FILMING FOR EPISODE 20, SEASON 2 OF 'IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM?"

    SO I HAD TO SIGN A LOT OF LEGAL PAPERWORK, AND THEY DO INTEND TO USE THE SNIPPETS OF SEVERAL OF MY RIFFS I WAS NOODLING WITH BACKSTAGE.

    I WAS IN MY FULL STAGE REGALIA, AND I WILL LIKELY APPEAR IN SOME OF THE REGULAR SHOTS WHEN THIS EPISODE AIRS SOMETIME IN APRIL.

    YES FRIENDS, ACE DIAMOND IS GOING TO BE ON MTV........NO FULL SONGS THOUGH.
    THAT I WOULD NOT ALLOW, BECAUSE I WANNA GET PAID MY ROYALTIES.

    MTV HAS A HABIT OF NOT PAYING UP.
    BUT HEY, I'LL TAKE THE FREE EXPOSURE!
    i should clarify.........I AM NOT ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS ON THIS SHOW.

    :tongue0011:
    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #32
      Originally posted by ace diamond
      i should clarify.........I AM NOT ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS ON THIS SHOW.

      :tongue0011:
      And the "clarifications" [backpeddling] begins..........





      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #33
        http://http://C:\Documents and Settings\Own... pics-0008.jpg


        LMMFAO @ CAPT CAPLOCK'S siggy.....
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • ace diamond
          Full Member Status

          • Sep 2004
          • 3863

          #34
          Originally posted by loungemachine
          you mean yet another one of your stupid lies exposed???

          Blind?

          Hiv + ?

          Homeless?

          World tour?

          Movie?



          Just because they fell for your bullshit at rothchats doesn't mean you can spew it here, fatboy.

          ok, dick cheese, since you are so very well connected, call mtv and find out for yourself.
          Hell, call romano's concert lounge in riverside, ca, and ask for aaron.
          Both will confirm what i have said.
          When those sources have in fact confirmed what i just said,
          come on back here and apologize to me a prostrate,
          recalcitrant,and humbled little lounge machine.
          Happy landings and good luck, loungie boy.

          OH, AND BY THE WAY, THE MOVIE THING IS A FACT.



          READ 'EM AND WEEP!
          Last edited by ace diamond; 12-04-2009, 06:24 AM.
          Originally posted by hideyoursheep
          When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
          "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #35
            Originally posted by ace diamond
            ok, dick cheese, since you are so very well connected, call mtv and find out for yourself.
            Hell, call romano's concert lounge in riverside, ca, and ask for aaron.
            Both will confirm what i have said.
            When those sources have in fact confirmed what i just said,
            come on back here and apologize to me a prostrate,
            recalcitrant,and humbled little lounge machine.
            Happy landings and good luck, loungie boy.

            OH, AND BY THE WAY, THE MOVIE THING IS A FACT.



            READ 'EM AND WEEP!



            You want me to call some Italian Reatuarant in Riverside, and ask them what, exactly?

            "Hey, did you guys book a homeless, albino indian HIV+ blind guy with a huge gut and spandex Monday night?



            Nah, I'll just wait to see you on the MTV



            Will Joe Thunder be introducing you?
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #36
              Originally posted by ace diamond
              OH, AND BY THE WAY, THE MOVIE THING IS A FACT.

              !
              LMAO

              Nice edit.....

              So, everything else was just bullshit.....

              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • ace diamond
                Full Member Status

                • Sep 2004
                • 3863

                #37
                Originally posted by loungemachine
                gee lounge, try using a valid link, fuckstump.
                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576

                  #38
                  Carnies?

                  Nice pic, btw.

                  No, I was speaking of the movie about your WORLD TOUR of the Ace Diamond Experience you were boasting about.....

                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    #39
                    Originally posted by ace diamond
                    gee lounge, try using a valid link, fuckstump.


                    Hey, moron......

                    ONLY YOU can click on that link



                    It's from your own computer mensa........


                    OMFG
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • ace diamond
                      Full Member Status

                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3863

                      #40
                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine


                      You want me to call some Italian Reatuarant in Riverside, and ask them what, exactly?

                      "Hey, did you guys book an indian with a huge gut and spandex Monday night?
                      actually, it was wednesday night,december 2nd.
                      pay attention loungie boy........

                      besides, the owner of romano's himself was there and he was enjoying my set with great enthusiasm.

                      c'mon lounge.......what's the matter?
                      you scared?
                      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                      • ace diamond
                        Full Member Status

                        • Sep 2004
                        • 3863

                        #41
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        Carnies?

                        Nice pic, btw.

                        No, I was speaking of the movie about your WORLD TOUR of the Ace Diamond Experience you were boasting about.....

                        talk to brian corder about that.
                        he is putting that together.
                        the last time i checked, the program was on a back burner.
                        at least that is what he told me.
                        this has been in the works for 5 years.
                        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                        • ace diamond
                          Full Member Status

                          • Sep 2004
                          • 3863

                          #42
                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine


                          Hey, moron......

                          ONLY YOU can click on that link



                          It's from your own computer mensa........


                          OMFG
                          wrong.
                          not my computer........
                          Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                          When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                          "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                          • ace diamond
                            Full Member Status

                            • Sep 2004
                            • 3863

                            #43
                            part of "rumpleforeskin"
                            from dec. 2, 2009 wednesday......last night's show........
                            first song of the show
                            FILMED FRONT AND CENTER
                            <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pwzMqqCVg0E&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pwzMqqCVg0E&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
                            Last edited by ace diamond; 12-04-2009, 07:27 AM.
                            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                            When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                            "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                            • Cato
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4587

                              #44
                              what an outfit!
                              Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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                              • ace diamond
                                Full Member Status

                                • Sep 2004
                                • 3863

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Cato
                                what an outfit!
                                thanks!
                                my buddy jim and i made the whole thing.
                                took us 2 days.
                                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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