Napalm Up Your Ass! Upgrade??

[ace diamond]

okay, i had to Google it since you were not nice enough to provide a link, but that's okay. everyone says you're disabled and i believe them. i will give you a teeny bit of credit, that looks like a useful piece of software.

however...

NOWHERE does it say it "improves" a video file. converting to WMV or AVI or whatever isn't improving it. i don't even have to install it to know that it won't make Flash video DVD quality. so on that you fail.

well i tried.
i was going from memory because i have not used it in a while.
i hope you find it useful.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

God Bless America! You can't find entertainment like this in another country!

[ThrillsNSpills]

The bar will never be set lower than this.

Before we had mixolidan, lydian, and now the oblivion scale.

And to think, he thought I was serious about doctoring in the studio after the fact the two finger, oblivion scale lead break.


The internets, breakin' it down for the LCD (Least Common Denominator)

[jhale667]

LMAO @ "Oblivion" scale....

[LoungeMachine]

The bar will never be set lower than this.

There's always been these types in the rock scene too. We've all known them.

Those who think they're the shiznit playing dumps mid-week for free beer, in front of 6 people who heckle them.

Do they ever actually acknowledge they suck? No, they just strike a pose, squint, and pretend it's The Whiskey on a Saturday night.

When you're a blind, fat, untalented eunuch, those wednesday nights away from the computer and Dungeons and Dragons start to feel like they're part of a "scene"

But having it taped, posted on YouTube, and then linked HERE, and expecting people NOT to laugh outloud, borders on the insane.

Like Sharkey says, it HAS to be a parody. But I dont think so.



Hail Satan! Even if he does wear spandex, and his gut hangs out of his sleeveless shirt and plays through a $75 amp.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Blind, Fat, Untalented Eunuch

I smell an album title.


Smell was probably a poor choice of words.

[kwame k]

Lounge and Sharky have gotten me thinking about the Parody angle......

Ace, I know you probably won't listen to what I have to say because I've busted your "ball" quite a bit but......you'd be perfect for a Parody Act. You're 80% of the way there. Keep that lame ass drummer and your "stage show", add a few other delusional players and you'd have lighting in a bottle, Johnny. Seriously dude, without even realizing it you're already a Parody Act. Now it's time to refine it.

[LoungeMachine]

I smell an album title.


Smell was probably a poor choice of words.

Indeed.

Also notice CAPT CAPLOCK has had NOTHING to say about his troll last year at RothChats, where he claimed he was HIV+, and had second opinions, and specialists all give him months to live......

Only to find out the "false positive" was due to the antibiotics given to him for a tooth ache. :lamo:

It takes a real piece of shit to play on people's emotions by begging for sympathy like that. I guess the "I'm blind and homeless" troll wasn't working for him anymore.



I dare him to try that kind of bullshit here.

[LoungeMachine]

because I've busted your "ball" quite a bit but.......

Call it One Nut and Three Dicks

The one problem with your idea, Kwame, is that other parody acts like Spinal Tap and Steel Panther, is those guys can actually play, and are real musicians



Between disgrACE and his "drummer", they don't have an ounce of talent in the "band".

[LoungeMachine]

This was the PM ace sent me about his trolling:

hey man

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

lounge,
i know we have had our disagreements in the past.
notwithstanding, i wish to make peace.

as a peace offering, i have high-quality boots. led zeppelin at the O2 arena from last month on video. I also have many audio boots.

I do not wish to quarrel with you any longer. besides, as you may recall, i admitted i was wrong and you were right on that one particular matter. must you continue whipping a dead dog, or will you let sleeping dogs rest in peace?

ace diamond

p.s. if you question my eye sight still, you are more than welcome to wear my glasses for a day.

[ace diamond]

There's always been these types in the rock scene too. We've all known them.

Those who think they're the shiznit playing dumps mid-week for free beer, in front of 6 people who heckle them.

Do they ever actually acknowledge they suck? No, they just strike a pose, squint, and pretend it's The Whiskey on a Saturday night.

When you're a blind, fat, untalented eunuch, those wednesday nights away from the computer and Dungeons and Dragons start to feel like they're part of a "scene"

But having it taped, posted on YouTube, and then linked HERE, and expecting people NOT to laugh outloud, borders on the insane.

Like Sharkey says, it HAS to be a parody. But I dont think so.



Hail Satan! Even if he does wear spandex, and his gut hangs out of his sleeveless shirt and plays through a $75 amp.

back in 1997-1998 i was in a band called "veneno lulu".
we headlined not only the opium den, but we also headlined at the whiskey.
both were saturday night gigs.

i was 20 years old at the time.
it was in mid may of 1998.

[LoungeMachine]

I see disgrACE has changed the quote in his siggy so people can't click on it and see the whole context!!!

Now that's funny. He so bad wants the board to think his hero called him brilliant.

[kwame k]

Call it One Nut and Three Dicks

The one problem with your idea, Kwame, is that other parody acts like Spinal Tap and Steel Panther, is those guys can actually play, and are real musicians

That's what makes this such a great idea......these guys can't play but actually think they can. They wouldn't have to fake it, they're already there. Look at how Caps raises his right arm up after every power chord, look at how he head bangs, and those facial expressions!

To quote, "It's a fine line between stupidity and genius". I say embrace the stupidity and the lameness of the "Act" and roll with it

[LoungeMachine]

What's happening - Tuesday, May 2, 2000



What's happening - Tuesday, May 2, 2000


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[ace diamond]

Lounge and Sharky have gotten me thinking about the Parody angle......

Ace, I know you probably won't listen to what I have to say because I've busted your "ball" quite a bit but......you'd be perfect for a Parody Act. You're 80% of the way there. Keep that lame ass drummer and your "stage show", add a few other delusional players and you'd have lighting in a bottle, Johnny. Seriously dude, without even realizing it you're already a Parody Act. Now it's time to refine it.

that's actually a damn good idea.

i've been doing this for 8 years now.

let me see if i can go from minor league suckage to major league suckage!!!!!

kwame, this is a stellar idea.