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**ace diamond** · 12-04-2009, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

Carnies?

Nice pic, btw.

No, I was speaking of the movie about your WORLD TOUR of the Ace Diamond Experience you were boasting about.....

talk to brian corder about that.
he is putting that together.
the last time i checked, the program was on a back burner.
at least that is what he told me.
this has been in the works for 5 years.

**ace diamond** · 12-04-2009, 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

Hey, moron......

ONLY YOU can click on that link

It's from your own computer mensa........

OMFG

wrong.
not my computer........

**ace diamond** · 12-04-2009, 06:16 AM

part of "rumpleforeskin"
from dec. 2, 2009 wednesday......last night's show........
first song of the show
FILMED FRONT AND CENTER
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**Cato** · 12-04-2009, 06:26 AM

what an outfit!

**ace diamond** · 12-04-2009, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by Cato

what an outfit!

thanks!
my buddy jim and i made the whole thing.
took us 2 days.

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by ace diamond

part of "rumpleforeskin"
from dec. 2, 2009 wednesday......last night's show........
first song of the show
FILMED FRONT AND CENTER
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pwzMqqCVg0E&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pwzMqqCVg0E&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

omfg!!!

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by ace diamond

wrong.
not my computer........

**twonabomber** · 12-04-2009, 11:08 AM

does anyone else hear laughter, or is it just me?

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by ace diamond

FILMED FRONT AND CENTER

>

Thank God....

Wouldn't want the cameraman to have to fight that crowd.

**ThrillsNSpills** · 12-04-2009, 11:53 AM

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 11:57 AM

Somehwere there is a clip of him screwing up Wild Thing

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills

I will say this.....

Compared to the drummer, ace is pretty good.

**ThrillsNSpills** · 12-04-2009, 12:03 PM

the funniest one is when he sang Paranoid.
The lead break the guitarist took was hilarious.

Which his alias Col Sanders agreed with.

**twonabomber** · 12-04-2009, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by ace diamond

vdownload

okay, i had to Google it since you were not nice enough to provide a link, but that's okay. everyone says you're disabled and i believe them. i will give you a teeny bit of credit, that looks like a useful piece of software.

however...

NOWHERE does it say it "improves" a video file. converting to WMV or AVI or whatever isn't improving it. i don't even have to install it to know that it won't make Flash video DVD quality. so on that you fail.

**kwame k** · 12-04-2009, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by twonabomber

does anyone else hear laughter, or is it just me?

I caught that too!

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 01:45 PM

**kwame k** · 12-04-2009, 01:48 PM

Caps Lock.....when you actually listen back to yourself can you not even notice how bad you are?

People are fucking laughing at you, not with you.

**chefcraig** · 12-04-2009, 01:58 PM

Check out the "Ace Diamond Experience" Myspace Page. When you click on the link for Band Website, it redirects you to the page that you are already looking at.

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

Check out the "Ace Diamond Experience" Myspace Page. When you click on the link for Band Website, it redirects you to the page that you are already looking at.

It is better to rein in hell, than serve in heaven. Thanks for the add

**kwame k** · 12-04-2009, 02:02 PM

Dude, seriously.....Join Curves, take some guitar lessons and for Christ's sake ditch the stage garb.

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

Maybe just a little too much of a rip off of this one? Hmmm?

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**kwame k** · 12-04-2009, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

Somehwere there is a clip of him screwing up Wild Thing

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 02:12 PM

I love how there are 2 Marshall stacks onstage....

But Ace is plugged into the $99 pawn shop Crate amp.

**kwame k** · 12-04-2009, 02:14 PM

Well he did have the coveted Wednesday night spot

**chefcraig** · 12-04-2009, 02:16 PM

Christ...now we know what happened to the more portly, less gifted Hanson brother that didn't appear in Slap Shot.

**LoungeMachine** · 12-04-2009, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by ace diamond

c'mon lounge.......what's the matter?
you scared?

After watching those?

Hell yeah.

**jhale667** · 12-04-2009, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

I love how there are 2 Marshall stacks onstage....

But Ace is plugged into the $99 pawn shop Crate amp.

The heads are solid-state, so they're not much better than his Crate anyway...the cabs do make them look more impressive though.

Wow, those are really pretty bad...

Geez, dude - I mean, my last cover bad was drunk most of the time and we sounded better...even playing in near total darkness...

<a style="font: Verdana" href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=37430 34">RuKuS - American Woman @ Melody's Bar</a> <object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3743034,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3743034,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object> <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://www.myspace.com/daction_productions">D.Action Productions</a> | <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://vids.myspace.com">MySpace Video</a>

We even played some Weezer for the kiddies...lol

 <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=20398 093">Hash Pipe</a> <object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=20398093,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=20398093,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object> <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://www.myspace.com/raadmusic">Richard</a> | <a style="font: Verdana" href="http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=videos">MySpace Music Videos</a>

Notice, Ace/Cavey...people are cheering, dancing and enjoying themselves, not heckling...

Candy Girl · 12-05-2009, 11:41 PM

Good stuff Jay! Any plans for any live performances soon?

**jhale667** · 12-06-2009, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by Candy Girl

Good stuff Jay! Any plans for any live performances soon?

Thanks. Puttin' something together again after the first of the year...

**ace diamond** · 12-06-2009, 05:31 PM

i find it rather funny that lounge and kwame are posting videos from may 31, 2008, while the one i posted was from december 2, 2009.
way to stay up to date.

funny thing is, as i was walking off stage..........the audience was still screaming and chanting for "one more song".

as for the may 31, 2008 footage, that was at angels roadhouse in yucaipa, ca.
have any of you ever played there?

if you have, getting decent advertising and getting anyone to bother going to yucaipa is near impossible.
the so cal inland empire is not exactly a metal friendly enviornment.

it's all teeny bopper bubble gum pop and rap crap every fucking where you turn.

it is also the buckle of so cal's own bible belt.

it is the worst place to be a metalhead and it is a horrible place to be a metal musician.

the inland empire is a miserable place to even try finding a place to play without having to put out hundreds of dollars to promoters and booking agent or venue owners. the reason is they are a bunch of chickenshit cocksuckers.
they make the bands pay them for the priveledge of having a place to play.

then after the security deposits, there are the tickets.
you have to buy them from the venue or the promoters.

then you must try and sell them, if you can.

all the bands in the inland empire have to deal with this bullshit.

all this, and there is no garauntee that anyone, if at all will show up.

getting 10 or 20 people to show up under such circumstances,
is quite a major accomplishment.
most times, you are just playing for the other bands and their crew, and the venue employees.

and it is not just me, everyone has the same problem.

then on top of all this, i still have to play.

and the audiences out here are the most ungrateful, cynical, stuck up sack of steaming assholes there ever was.

if you wanna find out what you and your band are made of, come on out here and try your luck.

don't say i didn't warn you.

**ace diamond** · 12-06-2009, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

It is better to rein in hell, than serve in heaven.

first of all, it is spelled reign, not rein.
secondly, damn right it is better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.
fuck god-hail satan.

**ace diamond** · 12-06-2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

I love how there are 2 Marshall stacks onstage....

But Ace is plugged into the $99 pawn shop Crate amp.

the amp is 120 watts solid state. it paid only $75 for it.
and i did not get it out of a fucking pawn shop.
i bought it from a friend of mine.
he plays in a band called "the maxies"
his name is crusty.
i don't even have this amp anymore.
i gave it away.

i am currently playing a 75 watts solid state line 6 spider 3 amp.

or did nobody notice that from the 2 different videos?

also those marshalls were backline of the headline band that night, may 31, 2008, belong to a kiss tribute band called "gods of thunder".

lounge, the next time you wanna come after me, try staying current and on the subject.

it is plain to me that the only reason you keep going back to the same old shit is because you have nothing else to go on and are grasping at straws........way to go dick cheese...........

**LoungeMachine** · 12-06-2009, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by ace diamond

first of all, it is spelled reign, not rein.
secondly, damn right it is better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.
fuck god-hail satan.

no shit, moron...

I was quoting your comment on your page verbatim. Go look yourself, if you can.

idiot.

**LoungeMachine** · 12-06-2009, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by ace diamond

the amp is 120 watts solid state. it paid only $75 for it.
and i did not get it out of a fucking pawn shop.
i bought it from a friend of mine.
he plays in a band called "the maxies"
his name is crusty.
i don't even have this amp anymore.
i gave it away.

i am currently playing a 75 watts solid state line 6 spider 3 amp.

or did nobody notice that from the 2 different videos?

also those marshalls were backline of the headline band that night, may 31, 2008, belong to a kiss tribute band called "gods of thunder".

lounge, the next time you wanna come after me, try staying current and on the subject.

it is plain to me that the only reason you keep going back to the same old shit is because you have nothing else to go on and are grasping at straws........way to go dick cheese...........

priceless

**ace diamond** · 12-06-2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

Christ...now we know what happened to the more portly, less gifted Hanson brother that didn't appear in Slap Shot.

another episode of "my three dads"?
now that was actually funny

**LoungeMachine** · 12-06-2009, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by ace diamond

lounge, the next time you wanna come after me, try staying current and on the subject.

:

Umm, the subject is what a laughingstock you are, regardless of the month, year, or venue.

I'm not "coming after you" moron. I'm just laughing at how bad you are at just about everything.....

Your lame lies about your forced sterilization [Happy Fathers Day Thread]

Your big world tour and movie that never happened.....

Your HIV+ troll.......

Your "I'm homeless, live in a tent, and fish for my dinner" crap....

Your "I'm blind, and my big biker burley roommate types for me....

Your "I have a special program that reads to me the posts here, and I type in caps so I can read it"

Dude, you're a fucking trainwreck.

I'm not going after you, I'm just enjoying laughing at you trying to be so RockStar while playing Italian Restaurants on Wednesday nights.

See you on MTV

**Igosplut** · 12-06-2009, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

Christ...now we know what happened to the more portly, less gifted Hanson brother that didn't appear in Slap Shot.

Actually Dave Hanson is on the left, and the other two are the Carlson brothers..

They were all actually hockey players in the iron league....

**chefcraig** · 12-06-2009, 07:03 PM

For me, the finest moment on Ace's "resume" would have to be the day he took a long, supposedly very warm bus ride to Randy Rhoad's grave, where he proceeded to butcher the tune "Black Sabbath" by the band of the same name. To me, this astounding moment in celluloid history was only (almost) equaled when the nitwits in Spinal Tap were filmed at Graceland, attempting to sing a tuneless version of "Heartbreak Hotel" at Elvis' tomb.

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**LoungeMachine** · 12-06-2009, 07:16 PM

Forgot all about that one....

He said it was over 100 degrees that day....

Yet the records showed it was like 78.

Poor guy is always getting tripped up by facts and logic......

**VanHalenFan5150** · 12-06-2009, 07:38 PM

I hate to sound like a retard, but...

Where can I get the NUYA DVD?

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