This has to be a parody act
This has to be a parody act
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Yes, I looked, and there wasn't a link or anything... I may look again.
Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.
One would hope, just for the sake of mankind and the future of music in general....Originally Posted by Guitar Shark
But alas, I think CAPT BLINDSPOT actually thinks he's great, that the venues he plays are great, and his skills are mad.
Perhaps when they lopped off that nut at UCLA they also robbed him of his hearing.....
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"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond
YOU NAILED IT.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE HEAVY METAL VERSION OF WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.
Good thing you moved the lyric stand out of your way, or the 3 people there might not have been able to see you...
If THAT performance doesn't get you banned, nothing will.
this is a still shot from while i was filming "carnies"
that is a real chain and leather dog collar.
it belongs to the great dane that is the director's dog.
4 foot metal spike driven 3 1/2 feet into the ground is on the other end of that chain.
thanks for the vote of confidence.
Good thing you moved the lyric stand out of your way, or the 3 people there might not have been able to see you...
If THAT performance doesn't get you banned, nothing will.
hello siggy!
Your first step towards inprovement, ace, besides practicing your guitar, vocals, stage patter, etc.... is finding a fucking drummer that can actually play the drums....
Every video of your's has the following things in common:
Crickets chirping in between the 4 hecklers in the audience....
and terrible, terrible drumming.
However, perhaps you're smarter than I give you credit for. Perhaps the shitty drummers is on purpose, to distract people from your horrible playing.
Brilliant!!!! Brilliant, I say.
Now I know how people who got in free could want their money back.
That's gotta be the same guitar player from the Paranoid basement video.
Hopefully the acting thing will fly though, better than Bloated lee Roth.
anyone looking for the Napalm video try vhtrading.com or jamtothis.com .
there's probably more links to find it. There's this new thing called Google.
it's napalm up your ace in here.
selling your soul to the Devil has obviously backfired in this case.
oh, you me "wrong key" daryl larson of boron, california?
that guy is so fucking tone deaf it's far beyond funnt.
everyone in the band is always having to inform him, myself more than the others, that he is playing in the wrong key.
i have video of a version of "crazy train" where he plays the entire solo in the wrong key.
he was totally unaware of it until i mentioned it to him after the fact.
Which begs the question "So who told you?"
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
that is because i am the devil.
i actually have recorded a song called "I AM SATAN"
NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED ACEHOLE ROAST.
NAPALM FOR BREAKFAST, ANYONE?
I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING.
i told me.which begs the question "so who told you?"
Hello me, meet the real me.........in my misfits way of life
a dark black past is my most valued possesion.
Hindsight is always 20/20
but looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.........
Quoting out of context to make yourself look good when I was slamming your lame ass doesnt work here, dumbass.
See the little blue arrow in your sig quote?
It tells the real story.
idiot.
Um, no worse than you, butterball.
so what you are really saying is it is ok for YOU to do it to everyone else,Quoting out of context to make yourself look good when I was slamming your lame ass doesnt work here, dumbass.
See the little blue arrow in your sig quote?
It tells the real story.
idiot.
AND ONLY YOU.........
but it is not ok for someone else to do the same thing back to you......and you do this shit to a lot of people all the fucking time.
you are a hypocrite.
way to allow freedom of speech.
don't dish out what you cannot handle being revisited upon you.
no hurry up and go vanish offline and lick your wounds for a few days like you normally do when someone calls you on your bullshit..........instead of owning up and admitting to it like a man.
go now, run along you little coward.
ANVIL RAISES A FEW GOOD POINTS:
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WTF are you talking about, moron?
All I did was point out to the blind man the arrow in your siggy.
You think I put it there?
Thank God you can't reproduce.
You mean like YOU did after being busted with your fake I HAVE AIDS, NO WAIT, IT WAS JUST A REACTION TO THE ANTIBIOTICS story?
no hurry up and go vanish offline and lick your wounds for a few days like you normally do when someone calls you on your bullshit..........instead of owning up and admitting to it like a man.
go now, run along you little coward.
We busted your forced sterilization story, so you came back with claiming your cousin raped you on your birthday.
Your M.O. is to just follow one lie with a bigger one.
Nice to see you dont have to type in ALL CAPS any longer.
The VH cover is indeed ban-worthy...
Not to mention...REHEARSAL, REHEARSAL, REHEARSAL ...!!
Your first step towards inprovement, ace, besides practicing your guitar, vocals, stage patter, etc.... is finding a fucking drummer that can actually play the drums....
And who plays a gig without a bass player, FFS?...but then the couple that do have the bass player (and a second hack on guitar) are no better...
this took place march 19, 1986.you mean like you did after being busted with your fake i have aids, no wait, it was just a reaction to the antibiotics story?
We busted your forced sterilization story,
this took place july 2, 1983.
In berry creek, ca.
Butte county.
The day my kid sister was born.
Lounge, do your homework and get your shit together before you come after me again,
and maybe next time you can stay relevant to whatever the topic of arguement is at the time.
As oppossed to your normal method of distraction and trying to turn everything around on the other person by constantly
committing acts of psycho-transference and therefore imposing and projecting your faults and misgivings on other people by way of diverting the attention from yourself and attacking and lashing out at your accussers.
And when were you diagnosed HIV+ ?
Raped in Butte County.
you can't make this stuff up.
wait....
misery loves company.
lounge machine is misery.
he thrives on treating everyone on the planet like shit because he apparently believes he is better than everyone.
he is sorely mistaken.
he is a miserable little bitch who feels that in order to be able to alleviate
his own misery, he must make the whole world pay by making everyone else as miserable as he is.
ace diamond chooses to no longer be company.
"nobody can take advantage of you with out your permission"-
eleanor roosevelt.
i do not grant my permission any longer.
end of subject.
Wait....Lounge is Kathy Bates?!?
Well, that would explain why he keeps cutting your legs out from under you...
Sorry dude, you granted permanent permission when you posted all the lies you've been caught in. Check the fine print...er....have your burly biker buddy read it to you."nobody can take advantage of you with out your permission"-
eleanor roosevelt.
i do not grant my permission any longer.
end of subject.
Compare this
To this:
don't dish out what you cannot handle being revisited upon you.
no hurry up and go vanish offline and lick your wounds for a few days like you normally do when someone calls you on your bullshit..........instead of owning up and admitting to it like a man.
go now, run along you little coward.
LMMFAO!!!!!
Contradict much, Blind Willie?
Doubt it.
well i tried.
i was going from memory because i have not used it in a while.
i hope you find it useful.
God Bless America!
You can't find entertainment like this in another country!
The bar will never be set lower than this.
Before we had mixolidan, lydian, and now the oblivion scale.
And to think, he thought I was serious about doctoring in the studio after the fact the two finger, oblivion scale lead break.
The internets, breakin' it down for the LCD (Least Common Denominator)
LMAO @ "Oblivion" scale....
There's always been these types in the rock scene too. We've all known them.
Those who think they're the shiznit playing dumps mid-week for free beer, in front of 6 people who heckle them.
Do they ever actually acknowledge they suck? No, they just strike a pose, squint, and pretend it's The Whiskey on a Saturday night.
When you're a blind, fat, untalented eunuch, those wednesday nights away from the computer and Dungeons and Dragons start to feel like they're part of a "scene"
But having it taped, posted on YouTube, and then linked HERE, and expecting people NOT to laugh outloud, borders on the insane.
Like Sharkey says, it HAS to be a parody. But I dont think so.
Hail Satan! Even if he does wear spandex, and his gut hangs out of his sleeveless shirt and plays through a $75 amp.
I smell an album title.
Smell was probably a poor choice of words.
Lounge and Sharky have gotten me thinking about the Parody angle......
Ace, I know you probably won't listen to what I have to say because I've busted your "ball" quite a bit but......you'd be perfect for a Parody Act. You're 80% of the way there. Keep that lame ass drummer and your "stage show", add a few other delusional players and you'd have lighting in a bottle, Johnny. Seriously dude, without even realizing it you're already a Parody Act. Now it's time to refine it.
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
Indeed.I smell an album title.
Smell was probably a poor choice of words.
Also notice CAPT CAPLOCK has had NOTHING to say about his troll last year at RothChats, where he claimed he was HIV+, and had second opinions, and specialists all give him months to live......
Only to find out the "false positive" was due to the antibiotics given to him for a tooth ache. :lamo:
It takes a real piece of shit to play on people's emotions by begging for sympathy like that. I guess the "I'm blind and homeless" troll wasn't working for him anymore.
I dare him to try that kind of bullshit here.
Call it One Nut and Three Dicks
The one problem with your idea, Kwame, is that other parody acts like Spinal Tap and Steel Panther, is those guys can actually play, and are real musicians
Between disgrACE and his "drummer", they don't have an ounce of talent in the "band".
This was the PM ace sent me about his trolling:
hey man
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lounge,
i know we have had our disagreements in the past.
notwithstanding, i wish to make peace.
as a peace offering, i have high-quality boots. led zeppelin at the O2 arena from last month on video. I also have many audio boots.
I do not wish to quarrel with you any longer. besides, as you may recall, i admitted i was wrong and you were right on that one particular matter. must you continue whipping a dead dog, or will you let sleeping dogs rest in peace?
ace diamond
p.s. if you question my eye sight still, you are more than welcome to wear my glasses for a day.
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