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[ace diamond]

There's always been these types in the rock scene too. We've all known them.

Those who think they're the shiznit playing dumps mid-week for free beer, in front of 6 people who heckle them.

Do they ever actually acknowledge they suck? No, they just strike a pose, squint, and pretend it's The Whiskey on a Saturday night.

When you're a blind, fat, untalented eunuch, those wednesday nights away from the computer and Dungeons and Dragons start to feel like they're part of a "scene"

But having it taped, posted on YouTube, and then linked HERE, and expecting people NOT to laugh outloud, borders on the insane.

Like Sharkey says, it HAS to be a parody. But I dont think so.



Hail Satan! Even if he does wear spandex, and his gut hangs out of his sleeveless shirt and plays through a $75 amp.

back in 1997-1998 i was in a band called "veneno lulu".
we headlined not only the opium den, but we also headlined at the whiskey.
both were saturday night gigs.

i was 20 years old at the time.
it was in mid may of 1998.

[LoungeMachine]

I see disgrACE has changed the quote in his siggy so people can't click on it and see the whole context!!!

Now that's funny. He so bad wants the board to think his hero called him brilliant.

[kwame k]

Call it One Nut and Three Dicks

The one problem with your idea, Kwame, is that other parody acts like Spinal Tap and Steel Panther, is those guys can actually play, and are real musicians

That's what makes this such a great idea......these guys can't play but actually think they can. They wouldn't have to fake it, they're already there. Look at how Caps raises his right arm up after every power chord, look at how he head bangs, and those facial expressions!

To quote, "It's a fine line between stupidity and genius". I say embrace the stupidity and the lameness of the "Act" and roll with it

[LoungeMachine]

What's happening - Tuesday, May 2, 2000



What's happening - Tuesday, May 2, 2000


CONCERTS

THE LETTERMEN, 8 p.m., Fantasy Springs Casino, 84245 Indio Springs Drive, Indio, $35, (760) 342-5000, (800) 827-2946.

NEAL MCCOY, 8 p.m., Crazy Horse at Irvine Spectrum, 71 Fortune Drive, Suite 39, Irvine, $15-$64, (714) 549-1512, (888) 464-2468.

NIGHTCLUBS

CASABLANCA LOUNGE AT MELVYN'S RESTAURANT, Spice, 8:30 p.m., Ingleside Inn, 200 W. Ramon Road, Palm Springs, no cover, (800) 772-6655.

CLUB METRO, 9 p.m., 5714 Mission Blvd., Rubidoux, cover varies, must be 18 or older, ID required, (909) 682-3322.

FAT FREDDIE'S, Open mike, rock en Espanol with Veneno Lulu, 471 W. Fourth St., San Bernardino, call for times, cover varies, (909) 888-5448.

MISSION INN PRESIDENTIAL LOUNGE, Henry Franklin Duo, 6:30 p.m., 3649 Mission Inn Blvd., no cover, (909) 784-0300.

[ace diamond]

Lounge and Sharky have gotten me thinking about the Parody angle......

Ace, I know you probably won't listen to what I have to say because I've busted your "ball" quite a bit but......you'd be perfect for a Parody Act. You're 80% of the way there. Keep that lame ass drummer and your "stage show", add a few other delusional players and you'd have lighting in a bottle, Johnny. Seriously dude, without even realizing it you're already a Parody Act. Now it's time to refine it.

that's actually a damn good idea.

i've been doing this for 8 years now.

let me see if i can go from minor league suckage to major league suckage!!!!!

kwame, this is a stellar idea.

[kwame k]

What's happening - Tuesday, May 2, 2000



What's happening - Tuesday, May 2, 2000


CONCERTS

THE LETTERMEN, 8 p.m., Fantasy Springs Casino, 84245 Indio Springs Drive, Indio, $35, (760) 342-5000, (800) 827-2946.

NEAL MCCOY, 8 p.m., Crazy Horse at Irvine Spectrum, 71 Fortune Drive, Suite 39, Irvine, $15-$64, (714) 549-1512, (888) 464-2468.

NIGHTCLUBS

CASABLANCA LOUNGE AT MELVYN'S RESTAURANT, Spice, 8:30 p.m., Ingleside Inn, 200 W. Ramon Road, Palm Springs, no cover, (800) 772-6655.

CLUB METRO, 9 p.m., 5714 Mission Blvd., Rubidoux, cover varies, must be 18 or older, ID required, (909) 682-3322.

FAT FREDDIE'S, Open mike, rock en Espanol with Veneno Lulu, 471 W. Fourth St., San Bernardino, call for times, cover varies, (909) 888-5448.

MISSION INN PRESIDENTIAL LOUNGE, Henry Franklin Duo, 6:30 p.m., 3649 Mission Inn Blvd., no cover, (909) 784-0300.

Oh Snap! Here you go again using facts and stuff.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Indeed.

Also notice CAPT CAPLOCK has had NOTHING to say about his troll last year at RothChats, where he claimed he was HIV+, and had second opinions, and specialists all give him months to live......

Only to find out the "false positive" was due to the antibiotics given to him for a tooth ache. :lamo:

It takes a real piece of shit to play on people's emotions by begging for sympathy like that. I guess the "I'm blind and homeless" troll wasn't working for him anymore.



I dare him to try that kind of bullshit here.

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[ace diamond]

This was the PM ace sent me about his trolling:

hey man

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

lounge,
i know we have had our disagreements in the past.
notwithstanding, i wish to make peace.

as a peace offering, i have high-quality boots. led zeppelin at the O2 arena from last month on video. I also have many audio boots.

I do not wish to quarrel with you any longer. besides, as you may recall, i admitted i was wrong and you were right on that one particular matter. must you continue whipping a dead dog, or will you let sleeping dogs rest in peace?

ace diamond

p.s. if you question my eye sight still, you are more than welcome to wear my glasses for a day.

the offer still stands.

[LoungeMachine]

Oh Snap! Here you go again using facts and stuff.

Playing a Tuesday night Open Mic in espanol no less.....



El Diablo!!!!!

[ace diamond]

Oh Snap! Here you go again using facts and stuff.

i was not in the band in 2000.

i have played at fat freddies many times since 1997,
but not with veneno lulu since summer of 1998.
a few years back, the ownership changed and it was renamed "lyrics"

lisa sold fat freddie's to amos who re-named it lyrics.

now, as to veneno lulu at fat freddie's,
in 1997-1998, we were the house band.
i played my first gig ever with veneno lulu there.
veneno lulu was the first band i was ever in.

we played a show on the radio on july 4, 1998.

an am spanish station at a cd store opening.
KDIF "la differencia"
i was the percussionist.

meno:vocals, lead guitar
chewy:rhythm guitar
i don't remember the bass players' name
jose:drums
ace diamond:vocals, percussion

[LoungeMachine]

the offer still stands.

I'll pass, thanks.



With your eyesight, you'd probably mistakenly send me a Menudo boot.

[ace diamond]

I'll pass, thanks.



With your eyesight, you'd probably mistakenly send me a Menudo boot.

fuck menudo.
they suck.

[ace diamond]

here is more laughter for everyone:
kiss incomplete
fontana,ca
the moose lodge
private birthday party
january 3, 2009
"wrong key" daryl larson strikes again.
he plays "cold gin" in "d flat" while the rest of the band, myself included, plays in "a flat".

i cringed at the time, but kept on playing.
looking at this now, i am still cringing.
i wish daryl would get his hearing fixed.
daryl larson is completely tone deaf.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAYjQafRQmI


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[LoungeMachine]

here is more laughter for everyone:
kiss incomplete
fontana,ca
the moose lodge
private birthday party
january 3, 2009
"wrong key" daryl larson strikes again.
he plays "cold gin" in "d flat" while the rest of the band, myself included, plays in "a flat".

i cringed at the time, but kept on playing.
looking at this now, i am still cringing.
i wish daryl would get his hearing fixed.
daryl larson is completely tone deaf.


YouTube - KISS INCOMPLETE - COLD GIN


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Tone deafness has nothing to do with it, moron.

Is he blind like you too?

He can't SEE he's playing in a different key than you and the bass player?



Maybe he's just a shitty guitar player. Some bands have 2 ya know....

[ace diamond]

Tone deafness has nothing to do with it, moron.

Is he blind like you too?

He can't SEE he's playing in a different key than you and the bass player?



Maybe he's just a shitty guitar player. Some bands have 2 ya know....

here is a scary thought.............i am a better guitar player than "wrong key" daryl.
he's more tone deaf than ethyl mermon.

[ThrillsNSpills]

He's the least of your problems.



Have you heard the drummer?

[LoungeMachine]

He's the least of your problems.

Have you heard the drummer?

Jesus Tittie Fucking Christ, no shit huh?

Who the FUCK would even get on a stage with that idiot?

I dont care if it was a dive on a wednesday night for 6 people.

[ace diamond]

Jesus Tittie Fucking Christ, no shit huh?

Who the FUCK would even get on a stage with that idiot?

I dont care if it was a dive on a wednesday night for 6 people.

hence why i left the band.
they actually suck worse than i do.
i'm better off playing in my own band.
at least my solo band has some potential.

[ace diamond]

having to put up with "mighty" mike murga was not pleasant.
that and having to endure daryl attempting to sing, followed by bass player and midgit out of control ego problems.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ld6ohiZZa4
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[ace diamond]

there are few things worse than a midgit who thinks it can sing.......

[LoungeMachine]

hence why i left the band.
they actually suck worse than i do.
i'm better off playing in my own band.
at least my solo band has some potential.

Yet you post the links here.

Your solo band?

What the fuck was THE ACE DIAMOND EXPERIENCE then if not your solo band?

If that's a different drummer, then HE SUCKS TOO.

Dude, if you didnt know that any great band begins and ends with a great, SOLID drummer, than thicker than I thought.

Yes, drummers are drooling idiots with the IQ of peanut butter, but you NEED them to be the backbone.

You will suck less if you find a good drummer.

Of course finding a good drummer that wants to play with YOU may be a challenge.

[LoungeMachine]

there are few things worse than a midgit who thinks it can sing.......

Okay, I'll swing at the lob.......

Um.... you??



Sometimes even the low hanging fruit needs picking....

[ace diamond]

Okay, I'll swing at the lob.......

Um.... you??



Sometimes even the low hanging fruit needs picking....

tell that to mighty mike murga.

maybe he'll just sod off back to his gypsy encampment in hemet, ca
and go play with himself.

maybe if he got himself off half way decently he might just be slightly more bearable to put up with.

NOT!

[LoungeMachine]

tell that to mighty mike murga.

!

Tell him that you're worse than he is?

um, okay.

[Anonymous]

Dude, even if your shit is a parody, it's exactly that... shit.

Lounger said it very well... to do a decent parody, you have to at least know the basics of what you're doing... even if Steel Panther raised that bar to almost impossible heights, but nevermind that.

Thing is, you give people absolutely NO hint that you're doing a parody, as extremely bad playing can obviously come from lack of talent.

If it's NOT a parody, then... Jaysus! You do know that all that satanic bullshit just makes you look like a fucking retard, don't you?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

When you're a blind, fat, untalented eunuch, those wednesday nights away from the computer and Dungeons and Dragons start to feel like they're part of a "scene"

Dude, I like Dungeons & Dragons & computer games...

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

Tell him that you're worse than he is?

um, okay.

no.....tell him he is far worse than me.

[Anonymous]

This was the PM ace sent me about his trolling:

hey man

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

lounge,
i know we have had our disagreements in the past.
notwithstanding, i wish to make peace.

as a peace offering, i have high-quality boots. led zeppelin at the O2 arena from last month on video. I also have many audio boots.

I do not wish to quarrel with you any longer. besides, as you may recall, i admitted i was wrong and you were right on that one particular matter. must you continue whipping a dead dog, or will you let sleeping dogs rest in peace?

ace diamond

p.s. if you question my eye sight still, you are more than welcome to wear my glasses for a day.

Fuck, that's just wrong...

Look, rip this guy a new asshole, own him to oblivion, do whatever the fuck you like... but DON'T post PRIVATE messages, no matter who sent them to you.

PRIVATE! Get it?

Fuck, if Sammy Hagar sent me a PM admitting he's a fucking talentless hack & apologizing for ruining Van Halen, I wouldn't post it anywhere or tell anyone, because that's PRIVATE.

There so few sacred thing left... can't we have at least some PRIVACY?

Stop that shit, Lounge...

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

Dude, even if your shit is a parody, it's exactly that... shit.

Lounger said it very well... to do a decent parody, you have to at least know the basics of what you're doing... even if Steel Panther raised that bar to almost impossible heights, but nevermind that.

Thing is, you give people absolutely NO hint that you're doing a parody, as extremely bad playing can obviously come from lack of talent.

If it's NOT a parody, then... Jaysus! You do know that all that satanic bullshit just makes you look like a fucking retard, don't you?

Cheers! :bottle:

dude,
it's dark comedy meets retard metal 101.........
like my late cousin once said-
"it's the way of the future"

[Anonymous]

dude,
it's dark comedy meets retard metal 101.........
like my late cousin once said-
"it's the way of the future"

Even so.

At least, play it properly.

Second, don't be blatant about it, but let people know it's an act. In-jokes are as lame as explained jokes.

You'll be amazed at how different people would respond at that shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Fuck, that's just wrong...

Look, rip this guy a new asshole, own him to oblivion, do whatever the fuck you like... but DON'T post PRIVATE messages, no matter who sent them to you.

PRIVATE! Get it?

Fuck, if Sammy Hagar sent me a PM admitting he's a fucking talentless hack & apologizing for ruining Van Halen, I wouldn't post it anywhere or tell anyone, because that's PRIVATE.

There so few sacred thing left... can't we have at least some PRIVACY?

Stop that shit, Lounge...

Cheers! :bottle:

Nope.

Once you send it to me, it's mine.

Knowing this fact will keep the mouthbreathers from being 2 faced assholes.

I'm sick of these trolls acting all tough in PUBLIC, and aplogizing and kissing ass in PRIVATE.

Dont like it? Dont send me any then.

[LoungeMachine]

dude,
it's dark comedy meets retard metal 101.........
"

No, liar.

It's just bad.



really, really bad....

[ace diamond]

Even so.

At least, play it properly.

Second, don't be blatant about it, but let people know it's an act. In-jokes are as lame as explained jokes.

You'll be amazed at how different people would respond at that shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

it's kinda one of those deals where you just have to be there to witness it for yourself.
because unless you are there, it won't make a lick of sense.

[LoungeMachine]

it's kinda one of those deals where you just have to be there to witness it for yourself.
because unless you are there, it won't make a lick of sense.

oh, bullshit.

fucking bullshit.


jeez.

[ace diamond]

No, liar.

It's just bad.



really, really bad....

oh, so you are a michael jackson fanboy.........i bet you are a NAMBLA member too.

[Anonymous]

Nope.

Once you send it to me, it's mine.

Knowing this fact will keep the mouthbreathers from being 2 faced assholes.

I'm sick of these trolls acting all tough in PUBLIC, and aplogizing and kissing ass in PRIVATE.

Dont like it? Dont send me any then.

Don't worry, I won't.

Same as I'd never trust you.

Your doing it & actually believing you have the right to do it makes you worse than those two faced assholes.

Isn't it enough that they actually have the balls to apologize? Must you humiliate them afterwards?

Every time someone apologizes to me for shit they've done, I actually start respecting that person, in a sense... it takes a whole lot of balls to admit you're wrong about something.

If, on the other hand, he's the kind of person that apologizes but just keeps doing it, humiliation is encouraged, but never through those means.

How far will you go to win an argument? Is it even worth it?

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

oh, so you are a michael jackson fanboy.........i bet you are a NAMBLA member too.

your attempts at humor are as bad as your playing/singing....

maybe worse.

[LoungeMachine]

Don't worry, I won't.

:

Mission accomplished.

Thanks.

And sorry, but I have no respect for anyone who apologizes IN PRIVATE, but then continues to fight and act tough in PUBLIC

That's a coward.

[Anonymous]

it's kinda one of those deals where you just have to be there to witness it for yourself.
because unless you are there, it won't make a lick of sense.

You just pointed out exactly what's wrong with your act. And yet you insist on it.

Good luck, I guess... though I bet no amount of luck will ever help you... Gawd & Sedan themselves wouldn't be able to.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ThrillsNSpills]

no.....tell him he is far worse than me.

what do you like better, monkey shit or goat shit?