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Thread: Bertinelli turns YOKO in 1985!

  1. 05-30-2009, 06:45 PM #1
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    Bertinelli turns YOKO in 1985!

    Val Bert mentions Ed not being on the road pre-Hagar post Dave. She also mentions her #9 rated Most sexiest 'piece of ass' by Penthouse and thought it was insulting.





    7:18

    "Yoko" Bertinelli rears it's ugly head.

    Confirms Daves' claims that Ed didn't want to go on the road or make new music.

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    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
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  2. 05-30-2009, 07:01 PM #2
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    uhh huhuhhh.. "elevator operator"

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  3. 05-30-2009, 10:28 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Troubles View Post
    She also mentions her #9 rated Most sexiest 'piece of ass' by Penthouse and thought it was insulting
    and so she gained 80 pounds...
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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    and so she gained 80 pounds...
    Just stopping to say BONJOUR my diamond!!
    little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
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  5. 05-31-2009, 12:29 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jano View Post
    Just stopping to say BONJOUR my diamond!!

    well hello there...


    Hows life??
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  6. 06-01-2009, 01:03 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    and so she gained 80 pounds...
    More cushion for the pushin. I like the way a fat ass makes that smackin sound when you get the right rythum going.
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  7. 06-01-2009, 01:43 PM #7
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    It helps pushing someone around who's overweight 80 pounds, if you have at least that same extra counterweight.

    force=mass/inertia etc etc
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    One bonding word for Mr.+Mrs. Van Halen........COCAINE!!!

    The 2 of them are high as fuck. Little Miss innocent my ass. The bitch should be happy she made the top 10 of anything. A- in looks and B- in acting ability.
    Chop another line ,hosenose...
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    That clip was during her and Ed's coke days... seems she's a little edgey and bitchy on the snow train. Go figure...
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    Everytime I see her I think of what Lisa Lampanelli said about her: Worn out road pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocknrolldork View Post
    Everytime I see her I think of what Lisa Lampanelli said about her: Worn out road pussy.
    Worn out road pussy. Bhahahaahaahaaaa!!!!
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  12. 06-05-2009, 11:49 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    More cushion for the pushin. I like the way a fat ass makes that smackin sound when you get the right rythum going.

    Agree.
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