Take that, bish.
Let the poets write about me.....
Take that, bish.
Let the poets write about me.....
Originally Posted by Kristy
Hi LoungeMachine Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
After seeing that wedding pic,
I would say 'Lounge Machine is a Fat Fucking Tub of Lard to Behold'
Even fatter than Wolfie.
Outstanding!
x
Last edited by katie; 06-14-2009 at 02:47 PM.
"katie is an unknown quantity at this point"
Unless you're in the dole line of course.....
Your obsession and jealousy is touching, champ. But I'm not interested, so you can stop sending me Pm's.
Welcome back, ex-hubby of a C-list celebrity!
What! She dumped our loveable Mark 'Tubby' Jones / AKA Lounge Queen because he ate all the pies & didn't quite measure up in the bedroom. LOL!
I actually heard it was because HE was unemployed, could not find work and she was sick of supporting him.
So cut to the crash..... she got the house and he got that nice plot by the trash in the tralior park.
Poor Mark, unemployed, fat & stuck in that caravan all day,
This explains why he has the time to be logged into this site for 20 hours a day.
And why this site means everything to him, as it is all he really has.
It would be quite easy for me to rip the shit out of him,
And make jokes about his mullet hair (2nd on the right) etc etc
But instead I will forgive him.
As now I know who he is and what has happended to him etc.
I can see that he is just lonely.
Chin up Mark
X
She is not even that, as she (the breadwinner) was sacked by Vixen LOL!
You wish! LOL
LMMFAO
I know!! He's Kip Winger!!
-JizzyStool, AKA Gaydar's Lover
You trolls try so hard, yet always fall short...
LMMFAO
I know!! He's Kip Winger!!
-JizzyStool, AKA Gaydar's Lover
You trolls try so hard, yet always fall short...
What?!?! You mean Lounge isn't really Kip Winger?
Whats with this wacky cunt?
Drugs, alcohol and unresolved daddy issues, that's my guess, anyways.
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
Like GARipedia & Cadaverdouche ,this bleach blonde,dole drawer,flabby breasted Hosebeast suffers from Lounge envy...
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Who are you? I see u posted your introduction two days ago. Are u a n00b? We're all l33t here, we will pwn your arse big time.
In fact, you can call me Dr34d L0rd Imba "Pwnz0r" McL33t.
Like it's written there, n00b.
Cheers! :bottle:
For some reason, she's got a beef with Lounge and though I have started PM'ming her the last week, its kinda difficult to explain.
From what I can piece together:
1. The beef started a year ago, before diamonddavidleeroth.com closed shop.
2. She's accused Lounge of fouling her PC somehow, and because she's not as tech-savvy she was disabled from it for quite some time and that cost her.
3. There was some hint of an actual relationship going on here on her part, which may be fueling this.
4. She states she's overcome a critical illness, and I'll let her be the one to share it here - but I will say the story's still consistent to the one she PM'd me last year so she IS the same person, but different username.
5. She's not going to stop the personal attacks because she truly feels violated and believes she has suffered loss because of whatever Lounge did (emailed, installed, deleted etc.) to her PC.
All I can say gents, is it's going to be a long summer for Lounge in this so keep your popcorn at hand!
I'm keeping out of it, freind to both just sharing for Imapus' sake since he's returned out of the loop on it.
Ooh, ah, thanks GAR. Actually, I think you misunderstood my post, but then again, I can see how easily misunderstood it might be. Fixing that rite now, by adding a quote to it.
Anyway, by the time I stopped posting, this war had already escalated, so I already knew about it, but I thank you for taking the time to write that post explaining things.
Cheers! :bottle:
What the hell??? Why can't I edit my post anymore?
What happened to the Army? Oh, it makes me so mad!
Anyway, this how I wanted to edit it:
(Take two; roll camera)
Who are you? I see u posted your introduction two days ago. Are u a n00b? We're all l33t here, we will pwn your arse big time.
Take that, bish.
Let the poets write about me.....
In fact, you can call me Dr34d L0rd Imba "Pwnz0r" McL33t.
Like it's written there, n00b.
Cheers! :bottle:
(cut; that's a wrap)
Dammit!
Cheers! :bottle:
Last edited by Anonymous; 06-16-2009 at 04:01 PM. Reason: I've edited this post now because if I want to edit it later I won't be able to and I think it's a load of bullshit so there.
Oh what a love, I fit him like a glove!
Disclaimer:
Complete poetic license (if you can call that poetry... )
I have not had sex with Loungemachine.
I do not know any knowledge what so ever concerning any part of his sexuality perceived or other wise.
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
No, Not really....not any books...
I have sold my name once or twice in clean cuts....
But, I am very curious where you read the line.....................................
Fucking Hell GAR you really are a nut job!
Hugs
x
Here's another my friend used to say.
Oh, what a life! Oh, what a life! All this without being a wife!
Amazing what you can find on the net... Surprised no one else has noticed the real Lounge..?
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
There was a topic about Dick Cheese a couple years ago.
Lounger admitted it was him. He had no choice.
It's like calling someone drunk. What're you gonna reply?
Cheers! :bottle:
I know this is the interwebs, and all fun and games, and all, but......
ONE thing really annoys me, and I'd like to clarifiy it.
katydid, juice, cadaverdouche [aka sockfucker] jizzy, and two or three OTHER online wackjobs here have in the past PUBLICLY accused me of "hacking" their computers, or otherwise installing or disrupting their connections.
Ahem........
I COULDNT HACK IF I WANTED TO YOU FUCKING APES
I know alot about a little, and I know a little about alot, but I know ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING about computers, hacking, trojan horses, fishing, et al. zip, zero, nada.
So if you caught some bug from downloading Japanese pron ASTOP BLAMING ME FUCKNUTS.
I'm amazed I can log on each day......
Hey fucker, since you hacked all these other assholes computers, do you think you could hack MY computer? I gotta driver that's crashing me all the time and I could use the help.. Thanks pal.....Igo..
I used to just fucking CRACK UP when these simps would scream at me for "hacking into" their fucking computers.
Little did they know I use an emachine off the rack from Best Buy, and barely know how to find THIS site every day.
I don't understand. What are you trying to say? Speak clearlier.
Hey, what's wrong with Japanese pr0n? I never got any virus, etc. downloading the stuff.
Let's analyze the critters to know what they downlaod, shall we?
Katydid, pedo. Little boys with big priests, mostly. She's catholic, you know?
Juice can't wank, he's always too busy drinking and typing juice. Could've come from any page, really. Have you tried typing an url completely drunk? You find some weird shit.
Cadaverdog... well, isn't it blatantly obvious? Lookatit'snameferchrissakes!
As for Jesterstar - where's the little shitstain? - I don't even wanna try to know.
Don't diss Jap Pr0n - they have Helicopter Man!
Cheers! :bottle:
So I should take that as a no??
No, it's cool.. I'll take a shot at it.
First I'll need the following:
Your password here.
Your SS#
Your date of birth.
Your first pet's name
Your mother's maiden name. [ I assume even YOU have one]
Your banks' routing number.
Your account number.
I'll get started right away.....
HA!
Pmed right out
Sorry about the low bank account balance, it's been a bad month...
Not all of us can post from the library on Uncle Sam's dime, ya know.
Only the "splendid" find it splendoriffic enough!
No. He's Dana Strum. Ssssshhh
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Well, Mr. Wilde certainly took his last name to heart....This sounds like something from a play by Oscar Wilde.
Uh oh. If we're going to continue this conversation about romance novels and literature, we'd better take it to the Book/Lit thread. This is Lounge's thread. Wouldn't want to steal the spotlight.
I looked for where that quote what a life was from...
I couldn't find it....
I found this...
This is the Loungemachine is splendid thread.....
Let's do a running prose.....
I'll do a line......then you do a line... and we'll go from there......
Ode to Loungemachine.
Joy, beautiful spark of Loungemachine
yea, I know it is borrowed/sampled.:tongue0011:
Last edited by Blaze; 06-17-2009 at 08:07 AM.
Bad mood?When Lounge said "Let the poets write about me," he must have meant you, Blaze.He seems to be in a bad mood, though. I'd write something with you, but last time I paid tribute to Lounge, there were protests, calls for my IP check, accusations that I was affected with madness...
Moi?
Harldy, binky.
These boards have been cracking me up lately...... good stuff.
Ohhhhhh Come on....
I'll do another line..........
then your turn!
Tis sweet felt of retreat when on the the midriff eternal, the flower lay.
Praise be, a humble host of submitted damnation~
I was just jealous...When Lounge said "Let the poets write about me," he must have meant you, Blaze.
I was joking (or riffing), never mind...
Compare this:
With this:
Classic!
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Quite possibly the worst possible guess as to LoungeMachine's identity EVERWhat! She dumped our loveable Mark 'Tubby' Jones / AKA Lounge Queen because he ate all the pies & didn't quite measure up in the bedroom. LOL!
I actually heard it was because HE was unemployed, could not find work and she was sick of supporting him.
So cut to the crash..... she got the house and he got that nice plot by the trash in the tralior park.
Poor Mark, unemployed, fat & stuck in that caravan all day,
This explains why he has the time to be logged into this site for 20 hours a day.
And why this site means everything to him, as it is all he really has.
It would be quite easy for me to rip the shit out of him,
And make jokes about his mullet hair (2nd on the right) etc etc
But instead I will forgive him.
As now I know who he is and what has happended to him etc.
I can see that he is just lonely.
Chin up Mark
X
She is not even that, as she (the breadwinner) was sacked by Vixen LOL!
You wish! LOL
Even Jesterstar did better. And that's saying something
Sharkey. Good to see ya.
Lunch soon? Havent seen ya on the FB lately either.
Can only assume the package has arrived.....
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