Lounge Machine is a Splendid One to Behold

[Anonymous]

What the hell??? Why can't I edit my post anymore?

What happened to the Army? Oh, it makes me so mad!

Anyway, this how I wanted to edit it:

(Take two; roll camera)

Take that, bish.


Let the poets write about me.....

Who are you? I see u posted your introduction two days ago. Are u a n00b? We're all l33t here, we will pwn your arse big time.

In fact, you can call me Dr34d L0rd Imba "Pwnz0r" McL33t.

Like it's written there, n00b.

Cheers! :bottle:

(cut; that's a wrap)

Dammit!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blaze]

Oh what a love, I fit him like a glove!


Disclaimer:
Complete poetic license (if you can call that poetry... )
I have not had sex with Loungemachine.
I do not know any knowledge what so ever concerning any part of his sexuality perceived or other wise.

[Blaze]

No, Not really....not any books...
I have sold my name once or twice in clean cuts....






But, I am very curious where you read the line.....................................

[katie]

Fucking Hell GAR you really are a nut job!

Hugs

x

[Blaze]

Are you a romance writer, Blaze? I have seen that similie used in a romance novel.

Here's another my friend used to say.
Oh, what a life! Oh, what a life! All this without being a wife!

[ZahZoo]

Amazing what you can find on the net... Surprised no one else has noticed the real Lounge..?

[Anonymous]

There was a topic about Dick Cheese a couple years ago.

Lounger admitted it was him. He had no choice.

It's like calling someone drunk. What're you gonna reply?

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

I know this is the interwebs, and all fun and games, and all, but......

ONE thing really annoys me, and I'd like to clarifiy it.

katydid, juice, cadaverdouche [aka sockfucker] jizzy, and two or three OTHER online wackjobs here have in the past PUBLICLY accused me of "hacking" their computers, or otherwise installing or disrupting their connections.

Ahem........


I COULDNT HACK IF I WANTED TO YOU FUCKING APES

I know alot about a little, and I know a little about alot, but I know ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING about computers, hacking, trojan horses, fishing, et al. zip, zero, nada.

So if you caught some bug from downloading Japanese pron ASTOP BLAMING ME FUCKNUTS.



I'm amazed I can log on each day......

[Igosplut]

I know this is the interwebs, and all fun and games, and all, but......

Hey fucker, since you hacked all these other assholes computers, do you think you could hack MY computer? I gotta driver that's crashing me all the time and I could use the help.. Thanks pal.....Igo..

[LoungeMachine]

Hey fucker, since you hacked all these other assholes computers, do you think you could hack MY computer? I gotta driver that's crashing me all the time and I could use the help.. Thanks pal.....Igo..

I used to just fucking CRACK UP when these simps would scream at me for "hacking into" their fucking computers.

Little did they know I use an emachine off the rack from Best Buy, and barely know how to find THIS site every day.

[Anonymous]

I COULDNT HACK IF I WANTED TO YOU FUCKING APES

I don't understand. What are you trying to say? Speak clearlier.

Hey, what's wrong with Japanese pr0n? I never got any virus, etc. downloading the stuff.

Let's analyze the critters to know what they downlaod, shall we?

Katydid, pedo. Little boys with big priests, mostly. She's catholic, you know?

Juice can't wank, he's always too busy drinking and typing juice. Could've come from any page, really. Have you tried typing an url completely drunk? You find some weird shit.

Cadaverdog... well, isn't it blatantly obvious? Lookatit'snameferchrissakes!

As for Jesterstar - where's the little shitstain? - I don't even wanna try to know.

Don't diss Jap Pr0n - they have Helicopter Man!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Igosplut]

So I should take that as a no??

[LoungeMachine]

So I should take that as a no??

No, it's cool.. I'll take a shot at it.

First I'll need the following:

Your password here.

Your SS#

Your date of birth.

Your first pet's name

Your mother's maiden name. [ I assume even YOU have one]

Your banks' routing number.

Your account number.



I'll get started right away.....

[Igosplut]

HA!

Pmed right out

Sorry about the low bank account balance, it's been a bad month...

[LoungeMachine]

, it's been a bad month...

Not all of us can post from the library on Uncle Sam's dime, ya know.