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    Artie owns Joe Buck... and Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson and so on...

    Just in case you didn't see it from last night's first (and probably not last due to all the print this is getting) Joe Buck Live.
    Buck ought to be sending Artie flowers and candy because he got the show a whole lot more press than his dumb ass interview with Favre.

    Deadspin - Watch Artie Lange Crap All Over Joe Buck's First Show - Artie Lange on Joe Buck Live
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    Oh shit... that was the after show internet webcast... I can't get to youtube... maybe someone can post the segment that aired on HBO

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    Joe Buck's Phony Outrage Over Joe Buck's Show

    Ignore all the pretend handwringing today. Artie Lange gave last night's Joe Buck Dry Humor And Sporting Chit-Chat Extravaganza exactly what it wanted. Something that could be manufactured into a controversy, and something about which Joe Buck could be virtuous.

    If you haven't seen the video already, Artie, an old Howard Stern yuk-slinger, went on Buck's new HBO show and worked a few light shades of blue. He made a crack about Tony Romo rhyming with "homo," another about Romo dating a fat chick. He told a relatively sweet story about Buck's father, Jack Buck, who in Lange's fond recollection "wasn't politically correct" or "a pussy." He made like he was going to smoke a cigarette. When Buck said cheekily that his favorite web site is TMZ.com, Lange interrupted: "What's your second favorite site, suckingcock.com?"

    In short, Artie Lange did exactly what you invite Artie Lange on stage to do.

    Nonetheless, the response has been universal. "Comedian Lange crosses the line on 'Joe Buck Live'," huffed USA Today. The New York Times was already comparing it to the Bissinger meltdown on Costas Now.

    Buck himself condemned Lange's performance:

    Buck told USA TODAY he couldn't wait for the Lange segment to end. "I thought that spending time on a treadmill felt long. That was like 8 or 9 minutes that turned into an eternity. You know, it's cable, you can get away with it. It's not my style. But, you do one show and you learn and you move on."

    Buck told reporters he thought Lange had an "agenda" when he came on stage to discuss the intersection of sports and celebrity. He was sorry Lange took time away from actors Paul Rudd and Jason Sudeikis of SNL. But Buck said there was little he could do to control the invited guest without "kicking him off the set" or hitting a "trap door."

    "It's a thought. A gigantic hook," said Buck.

    [..]

    Controversy's not a bad thing in the TV business, especially when networks are trying to get viewers to try out new shows. Clips of Lange's performance on Joe Buck Live were already ping-ponging around YouTube last night.

    "Do I think it went too far? Yes," said Buck. "Will he be back? If it's up to me, no. But again it's live TV man."

    I was in the studio last night, and it was a Joe Buck kind of crowd. Brett Favre, Buck's first guest, now notable for not being notable at all, said the word "shit," and people at first tittered, then, amazingly, broke into applause, as if to forgive the transgression. This is important, because I doubt very seriously that Buck was shocked by anything Lange said. He was merely pretending to be offended on behalf of this sort of audience.

    And that's essentially the subtext of Joe Buck Live, anyway. This is a crazy, mixed-up world, the show seems to say, and through it travels Joe Buck, a little bewildered but weathering it all with plain, homespun values and bone-dry wit. There was the ceremonial thrashing of that perennial straw man, "the media." There was an interview with Chad Johnson, who looked like he'd rather be anywhere else, in which Buck tried in vain to get the wide receiver to admit he could sometimes be an ass, but in which Buck also noted, approvingly, that Johnson doesn't drink. And there was a joke, in a taped segment with the aggressively wholesome David Wright, that turned on the wildly absurd notion that Buck might order a whiskey sour in a restaurant. A whiskey sour!

    Lange was the ideal foil to all this, and I suspect that's why he — along with Paul Rudd and Jason Sudeikis — was invited onto the show. Buck was outsourcing the funny. And now Buck professes himself to be shocked, shocked!, that an old Howard Stern sidekick might waddle onto an HBO set and go off-color. This is just too perfect. One show in, Joe Buck, guardian of middle-American virtue, has already found something about which to moralize: His own goddamn show.

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    Are these baseball players or something?
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    This one was still working an hour ago:

    Artie Lange Rips Joe Buck On New HBO Show (EXPLICIT VIDEO)

    Fucking awesome. Artie owned him. Fuck Joe Buck - what a douche. Maybe the baby gorilla should have his own HBO show.
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    "Good segue," Lange said, mocking Buck's attempt to move discussion forward. "You're a regular Bob Costas."

    ooff:

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    How long does Stern have on his contract with sattelite radio?
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    All the video has been pulled off the net but I heard the whole thing on the way home tonite.

    Who the fuck is Joe Buck?

    He knew what he was getting into when he asked Artie on his lame-assed HBO rip off of Best Damn Sports Show. Screw him and his phony outrage. He's only pissed because he knows he isn't talented enough to carry any show on his own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    How long does Stern have on his contract with sattelite radio?
    i think a year and a half. they were talking about it Monday.
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    The second clip that they played, the Internet portion, made me bristle a bit.

    Artie's great, but sometimes he needs to know when to shut the fuck up.

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    <embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2962462/artie_lange_on_joe_buck_live.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_2962462"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2962462/artie_lange_on_joe_buck_live/">Artie Lange On Joe Buck Live</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Funny home videos are a click away</a></font>

    Oh, shit...

    Seeing it is a lot different than hearing it.

    I changed my mind.

    Fuck Artie. What was this? A 3rd rate Dice impression?

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    He said he killed? WTF??

    He made an ass of himself.

    I've never heard or seen his stand-up, his movie Beer League sucked out loud, the only reason this fucking hack has ANY job is because of Howard.

    i think he forgot that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hideyoursheep View Post
    What was this? A 3rd rate Dice impression?
    Make it 6th rate...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hideyoursheep View Post
    <embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2962462/artie_lange_on_joe_buck_live.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_2962462"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2962462/artie_lange_on_joe_buck_live/">Artie Lange On Joe Buck Live</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Funny home videos are a click away</a></font>

    Oh, shit...

    Seeing it is a lot different than hearing it.

    I changed my mind.

    Fuck Artie. What was this? A 3rd rate Dice impression?

    TY for finding & posting a clip. Been hearing a ton about this & really wanted to see it.

    Joe should have said something to Artie when he was making the Jessica Simpson fat joke & said she was mistaken for Chris Farley. Along the lines of "And in another 100 pounds and a foul mouth & it will be you she's compared too". But I think he was hoping not to provoke him and that Artie would realize his shtick wasn't funny.
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    Oh, there's MORE!

    Like the after show webcast that was worse than the first 10 minutes.

    That dude has nothing except Jr. High insults. He was asked on the show to provide some comic relief, I'm sure, but he came across as an asshole who acted like he had something better to do, which he doesn't.

    That fucking slob lives in a bubble. The entertainment world is a lot bigger than the sattelite radio show he works on, and his stand-up gigs on the east coast---there's no demand for him anywhere else.

    He's gotten too big for his britches, and that's pretty goddam big!

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    artie felt like he was being treated like Lenny Bruce.
    He said that on stern.
    How stupid is that?
    Always compares himself with the greats of comedy.
    His performance was pathetic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemustard View Post
    artie felt like he was being treated like Lenny Bruce.
    He said that on stern.
    How stupid is that?
    Always compares himself with the greats of comedy.
    His performance was pathetic.
    He also said they were hugging and thanking him, telling him how great he was.


    Welcome to Hollywood, fatso. That's what they do when they love OR hate you.

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    The guy is a total douchebag.
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    Those "jokes" were kinda lame for a guy with his experience. Romo rhymes with Homo??!?! WOW! Genius.
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    Exactly. What goes over as a zinger on Stern doesn't translate that well on other shows.

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