"TK" Great rock n Roll Swindle

[Big Troubles]

not sure if its been seen or heard...but howard stern owns TK and his website to "boycott" the Best of Vol.1

2 parts of hilarity.

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[Douglas T.]

Well I didn't buy it! Nuthin' with Van hagar enters my vehicle or home! Should I have bought it and possibly helped fuel the fire for the first reunion to stick?

[FORD]

The Slawterhouse site was owned by Michael Migliozzi and Kendall Johnson a.k.a."The Keepers" a.k.a. "2 Guys Who Do Ads Inc.", who also did the artwork for the DLR Band CD, and are credited as such.

There were rumors going around that Stern himself was bankrolling the website, but obviously this turned out to be false.

[FORD]

...and for the record, I got my copy of BOV 1 used for $5. Which is a reasonable price for the first 2 Van HALEN songs in 11 years. And the morbid curiosity about the fucked up mix of RWTD.

[Diamondjimi]

... And the morbid curiosity about the fucked up mix of RWTD.

Different mix ? Never heard it. What's different 'bout it?

[FORD]

Different mix ? Never heard it. What's different 'bout it?

Somehow they spliced the solo and the third verse after the first verse and then put the second verse after the third, cutting in right in the middle of Dave's screaming final chorus where Alex is hitting the cymbals, then returning to that end part after the "god damn the navy and all you lifers"* bit.

It's really fucked up. And I'll be damned if some fool didn't put it on YouTube, albeit in less than pristine quality, but you can still hear the edits from a mile away....

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*yeah, I know that's not what Dave really said, but that's the old urban legend....

[jero]

[QUOTE=FORD;1361383]The Slawterhouse site was owned by Michael Migliozzi and Kendall Johnson a.k.a."The Keepers" a.k.a. "2 Guys Who Do Ads Inc."QUOTE]

Those guys did a great job back then!

[GAR]

Were they backed by Dave, or did they start up Slawterhouse first THEN get backed by Dave?

I thought they did a great job.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

...and for the record, I got my copy of BOV 1 used for $5. Which is a reasonable price for the first 2 Van HALEN songs in 11 years. And the morbid curiosity about the fucked up mix of RWTD.

I never did buy BOV 1...

Maybe 'cause I never liked MWN and CGSTNM nearly as much as a lot of CVH fans did....

[Diamondjimi]

Somehow they spliced the solo and the third verse after the first verse and then put the second verse after the third, cutting in right in the middle of Dave's screaming final chorus where Alex is hitting the cymbals, then returning to that end part after the "god damn the navy and all you lifers"* bit.

It's really fucked up. And I'll be damned if some fool didn't put it on YouTube, albeit in less than pristine quality, but you can still hear the edits from a mile away....

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*yeah, I know that's not what Dave really said, but that's the old urban legend....

Holy fuck ,nice butcher job!

Who the fuck is responsible for that shit? Total blaspheme!

[letsrock]

I never did buy BOV 1...

Maybe 'cause I never liked MWN and CGSTNM nearly as much as a lot of CVH fans did....

Those 2 songs were pure shit.

[katie]

Different mix ? Never heard it. What's different 'bout it?

FFS Some VH fan you are.

Fucking noob

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Those 2 songs were pure shit.

Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I remember everyone going so nuts over them... And then I listened to them, especially how the vocal ranges were so "not Dave-like", and I was like, "they're OK, I guess"....

Know what I equate it to ??

From Eddie Murphy's "Raw";

If you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, you gonna be like this:

"Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life. Can I have another one, please? Please, one more."

MWM and CGSTNM were our crackers....

[Diamondjimi]

FFS Some VH fan you are.

Fucking noob

Why the FUCK would I own B.O.V.1 ???

You have never even witnessed CVH in concert ! Yet you're here spouting
your Trollspeak like you have. Pfft!

You must get tired of Trolling for coch, dragging your bathmat-like pissflaps around.
Here, I brought you some dinner!



Don't say I don't do anything nice for ya !

X

[thome]

Perhaps If We are -Lucky- all you -HOMOS- will have some more new Roth tunes with the great EdVH and Bro and son.

To rip apart, and bitch aboot. Fook'n Homos!

Monday Homo, Fook'n 1/4 Back'n Homos.............. I say!


FOOK ON MUTHAS!

[katie]

One more time.....

Different mix ? Never heard it. What's different 'bout it?

[Polk High]

One more time.....

i thought they just screwed it up. had the second chorus too early or something like that. Or was it Running with the Jungle
or may Welcome to the Deviiill

[Diamondjimi]

Why the FUCK would I own B.O.V.1 ???

One more time.....

Have you witnessed CVH in concert ,not on a fucking tv screen? NO!!!

Why the FUCK would I own B.O.V.1 ???
You obviously spent your hard earned Dole money on it...

Answer the fucking questions, Gunt!

[davehagarfan]

Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I remember everyone going so nuts over them... And then I listened to them, especially how the vocal ranges were so "not Dave-like", and I was like, "they're OK, I guess"....

Know what I equate it to ??

From Eddie Murphy's "Raw";

If you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, you gonna be like this:

"Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life. Can I have another one, please? Please, one more."

MWM and CGSTNM were our crackers....

The last tour was the true box of Saltines for VH fans....they ate that shit up and pretended it was 1981 all over again

I can admit the Van Hagar years was real white bread but this shit with Wolf just takes the fucking cake. Dave's made alot of real fucked choices in his career but I think he should win an award for dumbfuck of the year on this one. It's an even dumber one then when he left the band in the first place. If anything is the great rock and roll swindle it's Van Halen's last tour

[katie]

Have you witnessed CVH in concert ,not on a fucking tv screen? NO!!!

Why the FUCK would I own B.O.V.1 ???
You obviously spent your hard earned Dole money on it...

Answer the fucking questions, Gunt!

[ELVIS]

Holy fuck ,nice butcher job!

Who the fuck is responsible for that shit? Total blaspheme!

I can't believe some of you were not aware of this...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

then returning to that end part after the "god damn the navy and all you lifers"* bit.

*yeah, I know that's not what Dave really said, but that's the old urban legend....

I was trying to find Dave's vocal track from RWTD on Youtube that shows what he really says, but I can't find it....

[FORD]

I was trying to find Dave's vocal track from RWTD on Youtube that shows what he really says, but I can't find it....

The whole vocal track is here.... broken up into individual soundbites.

And for the record, the actual words are "Goddamn it baby, you know I ain't lyin to ya..."

[Diamondjimi]

I can't believe some of you were not aware of this...

Never bought the Best of Vol. 1 ...

[Diamondjimi]

Typical response. Cuntpletely bodyswerving the questions...

Why not simply sign in your alias "113" and answer the questions?

[katie]

Holy fuck ,nice butcher job!

Who the fuck is responsible for that shit? Total blaspheme!

I can't believe some of you were not aware of this...

Maybe he will remember tomorrow.

[Big Troubles]

The whole vocal track is here.... broken up into individual soundbites.

And for the record, the actual words are "Goddamn it baby, you know I ain't lyin to ya..."

"Goddamn it baby, you know I ain't lyin' to ya, I'm gonna tell ya one more time...Awwwww yeah....Runnin' with the Devil.......Woooo...Woooo...Runnin' with the Devil...."


this thread was posted because of the hilarity that ensued when Howard totally made "tk" look like and sound like a tool....


I think we went off topic...But anyways...