Sammy Hagar, one of the most incredible turn-offs known to mankind—diabolical.
Henry Rollins
Sammy hagar is so fat.
thefive
Sammy Hagar, one of the most incredible turn-offs known to mankind—diabolical.
Henry Rollins
Sammy hagar is so fat.
thefive
thefive,what size bra does Spammy wear?
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
A fuckin DOUBLE DOUBLE J SIZE.
five what size bra do you wear
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
SAMMY IS SO FAT.
five what size dress do you wear
I told you your idol is so so fat.
As I said before Henry Rollins is right on the money on what he says about Sammy fat ass Hagar.
"Sammy Hagar, one of the most incredible turn-offs known to mankind—diabolical.
Henry Rollins"
Henry Rollins is my new heroe !
Did he say this after the three new songs were released,
or back when Van Hagar sold less and less with each album
released, and basically imploded as Ed couldnt stand
Spammy's shitty lyrics ??
Oh yeah Sammy is Fat !
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
I've always dug Henry Rollins... He knows what's up, and this quote is one in a LONG series of quotes that proves it....
If you listen to fools
The Mob Rules
Here's an example:
Twistin' by the pool.
I really should quit posting that picture, but ever since somebody dropped it in my 1000 posts thread, the sheep have just...flocked to it...
"Its' got what it takes,so tell me why cant this be love?"
Fucking brilliant I tell you this man is obviously a misunderstood genius.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fat fucking retarded hillbilly
I'll send a message in a bottle, trust in the mercy of the sea, stormy weather, oh yeah, waiting for love to rescue me...
barf.
"I cant'stop loving you.no matter what you say or do, you know my heart is true oh whoa cant stop lovin you"
FAAAAAAAAAG!
About the only thing Hagar appears to in love with is a high carb count.Originally posted by JCOOK
"I cant'stop loving you.no matter what you say or do, you know my heart is true oh whoa cant stop lovin you"
FAAAAAAAAAG!
"What's that? Rack of what? Well I'll eat all of THAAAAAAAAAT!!!"
First off...I have the highest respect for Henry Rollins. This guy rose from the ashes of Black Flag to not only form his own publishing company, yet assemble a new band, continue spoken word tours, attempt acting, and become a rather well regarded author and political pundit.
Well done man.
How could you folk possibly miss the greatest lyrical travesty of modern times?
"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time"???
Simply change the noun that is in common use,( in this case time) and it proves the inherant triviality of the lyric.
For instance, insert the word "cheese"..."Only cheese will tell if we stand the test of cheese".
Sheest!!!
...craig
Last edited by chefcraig; 10-11-2004 at 06:11 PM.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Can anyone tell me what the fuck is a waborito? It must be something that roy consumes a lot of with that nasty hot sauce that mikey is trying to pawn off on people.
Waborito:Originally posted by JCOOK
Can anyone tell me what the fuck is a waborito? It must be something that roy consumes a lot of with that nasty hot sauce that mikey is trying to pawn off on people.
"Wabo" is Sammy's mistaken oration of Cabo, the shortened form of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
"Rito" is Sammy's Hukd On Fonix working for him as buries his head into a bag of Do"RITO"s.
In essence...
A "Caborito" is a bag of chips you buy for a handful of pesos in Mexico.
Hey, he thinks he was abducted by aliens, don't ask me...?
Ill' bet those chips are nacho"cheese"
"The CHEDDER the Better, eat 'em till I'm a tub of goo."Originally posted by JCOOK
Ill' bet those chips are nacho"cheese"
Tub Of Goo 1988 Van Hagar/Hamburgler music. ASCAP.
DAVE OR THE GRAVE Hagar BITCHES!!!
Fuck !!I thought it was Mel Brooks.Originally posted by bueno bob
Here's an example:
Nice. You just made me question my desire to become a rock star... Maybe I'll go with marketing instead.Originally posted by bueno bob
Here's an example:
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
And the train kept on Rollin!!!!!
I think this thread is a gem.
He looks like Bam Margera's Dad!
Don't need a gun to blow your mind!
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I totally agree with Henry Rollins on this.
P.S whoever bought the 0U812 album is not a top of the line Dave fan.
Henry would feel the same way.
Yep. maybe I'll forgive those who bought 5150 out curiosity(though I never did), but if you bought 0u812 (and enjoyed)you need to end your life!Originally posted by thefive
I totally agree with Henry Rollins on this.
P.S whoever bought the 0U812 album is not a top of the line Dave fan.
Henry would feel the same way.
Originally posted by bueno bob
Waborito:
"Wabo" is Sammy's mistaken oration of Cabo, the shortened form of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
"Rito" is Sammy's Hukd On Fonix working for him as buries his head into a bag of Do"RITO"s.
In essence...
A "Caborito" is a bag of chips you buy for a handful of pesos in Mexico.
Hey, he thinks he was abducted by aliens, don't ask me...?
From redporker.com
A Cabo Waborita will help cool you down at a Meltdown. But don't be fooled by the ease with which the delicious Waborita treat goes down - it will Fire you up for sure!
2 oz. Cabo Wabo Reposado Tequila,
2 oz. Triple Sec,
1 oz. Rose's Lime Juice, freshly squeezed
splash Blue Curacao,
1 teaspoon of Sammy's jizz
Combine all but the Blue Curacao in a shaker half-filled with ice. Shake well. Strain into salt rimmed martini glass. Pour the splash of Blue Curacao into the center of the glass.
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Henry Rollins was being really kind when he made this awesome quote.
I wish Henry was more cruel
Henry Rollins speaks his mind on Sammy fat Hagar.
Henry hit a home run with that! Spam is abysmal!
who is sammy hagar?
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..who is sammy hagar?
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
Who is Bette Midler?
Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..Who is Bette Midler?
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