Sometimes i look at my old cd collection and see stuff that just screams at me " What was i thinking".
I have wasted money on some pretty crappy albums.
Here are a few that spring to mind.
Slaughter - Stick It to Ya
Why did i even bother with this one? It just sucks ass. Some really good thrash band could have used that name. Is Mark Slaughter even his real name? Fucking cocksucker! I want my money back. Stick this album in your ass! Then stick it in Gene Simmons ass.
Warrant - Dirty Rotten Stinking Rich
I cant believe i bought this shit. Jani Lane is such a douche bag. Heaven isnt too far away huh? Screw you. Sometimes Shit Flies. This certainly didnt.
Zakk Wylde- Pride and Glory
I used to be a real Zakk geek. The guy wrote one of the coolest riffs ever in Miracle Man. Bad ass player. Then he does this solo country shit. Come on Zakk you cant fucking sing. Shut the fuck up already.
Guns N Roses- The Spaghetti Incident
What the fuck? You guys were so cool. So yo decide that a spilled can of Chef Boyardee would make a great album cover? Were you guys that fucking stoned at this point? A bunch of shitty punk rock covers is what i got stuck with. The only cool thing was Hair of the Dog. Why didnt ya do some more shit like that? You think you're so cool...why dont you FUCK OFF!
Roger Waters- The Wall Live in Berlin
I should have known better. But no i bought it anyways. Sinead OH FUCKING Connor ROGER? What were you thinking? Not one of your special guests did justice to any of the vocals. Maybe you should have begged Gilmour and the boys a little harder back then when you wanted to do this.
Judas Priest- Ram It Down
Total waste of money. Really stupid song titles. Hey Rob maybe after you Ram It Down, Mark Slaughter will Stick It To Ya.
Def Leppard - Adrenalize
So i thought that this would be like Pyromania meets Hysteria. No this is what Pyromania and Hysteria would sound like without the genius of Steve Clark. Lets get lets get lets get fucked! Fucked out of my hard earned cash.
Motley Crue- Dr Feelgood
So they play this really cool song on the radio called Dr Feelgood. I say this rocks! I buy the album. This is a totally different crue album than Girls Girls Girls. WTF? The rest of the songs are lame. Then you guys have the balls to put out a Greatest Hits Album with some new songs. Those new songs were better than what was on Dr Feelgood!
Thats all for now. I wanna read some of your opinions.