Female Mod? We already have Lounge.............
I think most ladies would be put off when they discover that part of the Mod initiation is sleeping with Gar.
Ford has never recovered from the trauma.....
Female Mod? We already have Lounge.............
I think most ladies would be put off when they discover that part of the Mod initiation is sleeping with Gar.
Ford has never recovered from the trauma.....
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Yup, it's a gift, innit?...Originally Posted by Panamark
Balls? All balls and zero game...
Bob, it's called a Troll. That's what they do...
More like Troll with the punches.
True and true. For the Army to Mod a Troll (a racist one at that... LINK) would be an all time low for this site,imo...
Never happen...
Last edited by Diamondjimi; 07-29-2009 at 11:40 AM.
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
PMS is a real shitty thing. Hell, I'd even like to get the fuck away from myself when it strikes. However, I don't recall any PMS fueled fits around here.Hey dont wanna get any of the chicks offside here
I just liked Kristy's response, I think its the first time I have
seen a woman, acknowledge that a woman can be emotional
and tempermental...
Kristy's right about the general female population. I think it's the reason the chick count is so low here. Trust me, it ain't cuz girls don't like Dave. Most women are not even equipped to handle reading the stuff at a site like this one on ANY day, not just when Mother Nature is kickin' her ass.
I think most of the chicks here are a special breed. I don't see any of that typical female cattiness. There's a lot of wit and intelligence amongst us. We can take the shit that gets dished out to us and even give it back, and we ain't scared of any of you big bad men. I think a lot of the girls here are definitely mod-worthy.
Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
Originally posted by rustoffa
Three words. WE WERE THERE.
And their opines matter even less than mine, apparently...
Putting petty squabbles to one side.
I have been posting here about 5 years now.
If i ever got the chance to mod on this site,
1) I would always adhere to rules,
2) Always put the music 1st.
3) Mend fences with a few posters I may of upset.
4) Keep the spam away,
5) Try to bring as much Dave/CVH content to this site as I can.
Hopefully we can all draw a line under the past
Have a 'leap of faith' with me and look to the future.
katie
PS - If I don't make the cut then it's no biggy, I just hope that you do pick a few more women next time around.
Last edited by katie; 07-29-2009 at 12:08 PM.
About as convincing as OJ Simpson...
Keep dreaming Gunt, it'll never happen...
Your whole post was grate, but let me isolate these two sentences.
And a good thing too, 'cuz big bad men are just like big bad wolves. We have big ears to better listen to what you grrrls have to say, big eyes to better appreciate the Army wimmen's beauty, plus we'll eat you. Again and again.
Better than an enchanted prince anyday, eh?
Most of them, in fact. Let's mod them!
I sometimes like to let women dominate, have their way, and force me to do nasty things for as long as they want, so I really think it'd be very good to the whole site, if there were ONLY women modding.
Cheers! :bottle:
Not necessarily true... we had several great female Mods at DDLR.com.
More often than not they were the voice of reason on the board than several of the alleged males, who were too emotional/tempermental throwing PMS/Hissy fits frequently...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Let's not get carried away, modding isn't "rocket surgery", as someone once said...
Especially right now, without any VH album in the works, nor a tour...
That said, if/when Sarge wants to include females as mods, I'm all for it...
Under the assumption that they pass the initiation, that is....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
While this may seem to be an unarguable truth at first, one has to remember that even though women ARE temperamental, and in the outside world naturally nore prone to emotional behaviour, in the internet things work very differently.
You see, a lot of men (if not most) suffer from the "small dick syndrome", and most of the stupid, irrational behaviour frm men, stems from there. The need to prove they're strong by bullying others, carrying big guns, buying a too expensive sports car when they can hardly afford it, are all to compensate shortcomings. Maybe to compensate speedycomings, who knows?
Anyway, while the above examples are true in the outside world, here in the internet is where things get a bit - well, even more - out of control. Behind a monitor, and allowing for some anonimity, every "smalldick" in the outside world will be enhanced 10,000 times here. Hence the COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL behaviour of most people in the internet. Once again, compensating for shortcomings, but without any reasonable restriction, making complete arses of themselves and acting a million times worse than the most emotional, irrational woman with the worst case of PMS in the history of humankind.
The behaviour of women, in general, will not be very different in the internet or the outside world. If she's stupid, you can spot that a mile away, in either world. Crazy, the same. Intelligent, ditto. Funny, repetitis repetitiae. PMS? Most definitely. The only thing most of them lie about, when they do is her looks. Age, they do it anyway.
So yeah, we're safer with women than with men when it comes to modding.
Online, men are the emotional, irrational little bitches. Women are in complete cun, I mean, control.
Watch how many men will throw completely stupid and irrational comments at this post, rather than accept the truth. Then again, this forum is very different from the rest of the internet - that's why I only post here - so I may be wrong on this last paragraph.
Cheers! :bottle:
By posting Their Topless Photos?Let's not get carried away, modding isn't "rocket surgery", as someone once said...
Especially right now, without any VH album in the works, nor a tour...
That said, if/when Sarge wants to include females as mods, I'm all for it...
Under the assumption that they pass the initiation, that is....
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
lmao!
Say that to my face ZahZoo!
lol!
At a minimum....By posting Their Topless Photos?
After further review let me the first to say it.....
This thread is GAY!
This place needs less mods not more. But I'm in favour of having the right sort of mods. Even without them you already have do gooder forum police types jumping on every "negative" post. The thanks for this useful post feature has led to a whole new level of ass kissing and Top Gun-esque ass slapping among the clique. This is just commentary, I'm not asking for hope or change. The connotation of change as being something desirable has been devalued after all.
Why, does the word "female" in a thread title offend you?
See sig. below, be a good bitch and follow instructions...
Ah yes, I forgot about the full frontal naked pics clause.Let's not get carried away, modding isn't "rocket surgery", as someone once said...
Especially right now, without any VH album in the works, nor a tour...
That said, if/when Sarge wants to include females as mods, I'm all for it...
Under the assumption that they pass the initiation, that is....
(Just for the bat cave crew of course !)
Hey gotta have some perks here !!
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Anytime... I'll even buy the 1st 3 rounds of drinks too!!
You had good cause for the one meltdown I remember... stickin up for your buddy. Can't fault that with all the fair weather friends around.
I was referring to Full Bug, SFG, Von and his red-headed step sister Hambon4life...
You don't share, I jihad your ass!Ah yes, I forgot about the full frontal naked pics clause.
(Just for the bat cave crew of course !)
Hey gotta have some perks here !!
You don't have to share with the entire site, fuck the others.
Just PM 'em to me, and we'll have a couple a beers next time I'm Down Under with you Bruces & Sheilas, and we'll discuss who has the biggest, firmest, roundest pair of lips of the Army.
Ladies, hi-res photos only, please. Full frontal, side & backside. Face photos optional, but encouraged (I'm such a prick. Wonder how many groans that face optional remark'll get me).
Cheers! :bottle:
Nice fuckin resume' !!!
Too late for backpeddling, Asspudding!
I would vote for Standin (Oolie/Olith/Blaze/Julia orwhateverthefuckshecallsherselfthismonth) over you any fucking day!!!
Nice try ,hope you're feeling better!
x
Um, shouldn't you already be doing all that, mod or not?
Yeah, I like how she tries to sweeten the pot by promising to CHANGE her act....
Always thought we rewarded posters with modships BASED on their "act"
Lets start a members only thread of past female mods "naked application photo's"
and see which one of the new candidates can add and improve ??
A poll in the thread deciding who gets the gig ??
If I dont get 1000 thanks for this post, Im outta here !
If we let you mod, the only way I see it not working out for you is if you make ugly with personal info the admin forum threads, or edit another mod's posts in your forum without it being funny.
I think that's an 85% bet I'd go with Katie for mod. And for the dummy who thinks I had a problem with "katie" this is not "katydid" aka katie daniels roth
The Diamond David Lee Roth Army - View Profile: Katydid
two different people
The Diamond David Lee Roth Army - View Profile: katie
I've maintained one or two squabbles while a mod, with I think DLR7884 and one other guy I can't remember - so I don't see why she should have to change it up much as a mod.
You are incapable of such a thing.
Which ensures you are not even fit to lick Sarge's shoe after he stomped in dogshit.I have been posting here about 5 years now.
Damn, every time you open your mouth, a bunch of insects come flying out. Oh, must be the flies feeding on the shit inside your skull.
Though I most certainly agree there is a place for women to mod.
Heck, the gender really does not matter, it is the character and ability that counts.
We do have several ladies here who are worthy.
And at least one who deserves to be run over by a garbage truck on some pot-hole-ridden lane in Hackney.
We do have several ladies here who are worthy.
And at least one who deserves to be run over by a garbage truck on some pot-hole-ridden lane in Hackney.
Yeah I know. Dupe post. But in this case, I am going to let it stand, as both the above statements are worthy.
I vote for SparkieD.
You need a job?
I hear Alaska needs a governor!
Truthfully, I think the only reason you want to be a mod is so you can grab Lounge's package under the table in the mod room.
I'd give you a shot....at being a moderator...right after I witness you and 'Jimi becoming friends....but I don't run things.
Yup! Anyone can help police the board's idiots --mod powers or no.
It's tough for some not to be the idiots needing policing...and if you have to ask to be a mod, well, you ain't gonna be one...
Walter Mitty strikes again.....
What'ye gonna do, let her mod your library card??
Who is this we you speak of?
You should bring it up in the mod room where these conversations really take place....
Oh wait.
my bad.
Sshhh, don't cuntradict him... just nod and back away quietly...
Cheers! :bottle:
Chan Bkny is another grate chickadee worthy of a mention.
Big problem with the net today. Not enough woman willing to take off there clothes for us perverted men.
Big problem with the net today. Not enough woman willing to take off there clothes for us perverted men.
I KNOW!!! I only downloaded 150 girls onto my harddrive today the pick'ns are getting slim.
Sparkie has always had my back even when I wasn't deserving, a true DLR Babe.
Modding could be like work, I don't know.?? I am sure it is with me ..lol
Chicks Rool. I do know that.
I have read there were -Lady Mods- in the past.
I would vote for any of the gals, perhaps not the one they keep begging to be banned.
But, that could just mean she is the most determined...?
There's your winner...
I'm a transsexual if that counts.
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by Mr Grimsdale
the chazzers are so lucky
so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
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