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About as convincing as OJ Simpson... 
Keep dreaming Gunt, it'll never happen...
Keep dreaming Gunt, it'll never happen...
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Your whole post was grate, but let me isolate these two sentences.
And a good thing too, 'cuz big bad men are just like big bad wolves. We have big ears to better listen to what you grrrls have to say, big eyes to better appreciate the Army wimmen's beauty, plus we'll eat you. Again and again.
Better than an enchanted prince anyday, eh?
Most of them, in fact. Let's mod them!
I sometimes like to let women dominate, have their way, and force me to do nasty things for as long as they want, so I really think it'd be very good to the whole site, if there were ONLY women modding.
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"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Let's not get carried away, modding isn't "rocket surgery", as someone once said...
Especially right now, without any VH album in the works, nor a tour...
That said, if/when Sarge wants to include females as mods, I'm all for it...
Under the assumption that they pass the initiation, that is....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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While this may seem to be an unarguable truth at first, one has to remember that even though women ARE temperamental, and in the outside world naturally nore prone to emotional behaviour, in the internet things work very differently.
You see, a lot of men (if not most) suffer from the "small dick syndrome", and most of the stupid, irrational behaviour frm men, stems from there. The need to prove they're strong by bullying others, carrying big guns, buying a too expensive sports car when they can hardly afford it, are all to compensate shortcomings. Maybe to compensate speedycomings, who knows?
Anyway, while the above examples are true in the outside world, here in the internet is where things get a bit - well, even more - out of control. Behind a monitor, and allowing for some anonimity, every "smalldick" in the outside world will be enhanced 10,000 times here. Hence the COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL behaviour of most people in the internet. Once again, compensating for shortcomings, but without any reasonable restriction, making complete arses of themselves and acting a million times worse than the most emotional, irrational woman with the worst case of PMS in the history of humankind.
The behaviour of women, in general, will not be very different in the internet or the outside world. If she's stupid, you can spot that a mile away, in either world. Crazy, the same. Intelligent, ditto. Funny, repetitis repetitiae. PMS? Most definitely. The only thing most of them lie about, when they do is her looks. Age, they do it anyway.
So yeah, we're safer with women than with men when it comes to modding.
Online, men are the emotional, irrational little bitches. Women are in complete cun, I mean, control.
Watch how many men will throw completely stupid and irrational comments at this post, rather than accept the truth. Then again, this forum is very different from the rest of the internet - that's why I only post here - so I may be wrong on this last paragraph.
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By posting Their Topless Photos?Let's not get carried away, modding isn't "rocket surgery", as someone once said...
Especially right now, without any VH album in the works, nor a tour...
That said, if/when Sarge wants to include females as mods, I'm all for it...
Under the assumption that they pass the initiation, that is....
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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After further review let me the first to say it.....
This thread is GAY!Comment
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This place needs less mods not more. But I'm in favour of having the right sort of mods. Even without them you already have do gooder forum police types jumping on every "negative" post. The thanks for this useful post feature has led to a whole new level of ass kissing and Top Gun-esque ass slapping among the clique. This is just commentary, I'm not asking for hope or change. The connotation of change as being something desirable has been devalued after all.Comment
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Ah yes, I forgot about the full frontal naked pics clause.Let's not get carried away, modding isn't "rocket surgery", as someone once said...
Especially right now, without any VH album in the works, nor a tour...
That said, if/when Sarge wants to include females as mods, I'm all for it...
Under the assumption that they pass the initiation, that is....
(Just for the bat cave crew of course !)
Hey gotta have some perks here !!
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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Anytime... I'll even buy the 1st 3 rounds of drinks too!!
You had good cause for the one meltdown I remember... stickin up for your buddy. Can't fault that with all the fair weather friends around.
I was referring to Full Bug, SFG, Von and his red-headed step sister Hambon4life..."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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You don't share, I jihad your ass!
You don't have to share with the entire site, fuck the others.
Just PM 'em to me, and we'll have a couple a beers next time I'm Down Under with you Bruces & Sheilas, and we'll discuss who has the biggest, firmest, roundest pair of lips of the Army.
Ladies, hi-res photos only, please. Full frontal, side & backside. Face photos optional, but encouraged (I'm such a prick. Wonder how many groans that face optional remark'll get me).
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