Lounge Machine - Master of a 1000 Lamenesses

[Dolemite!]

29: Following people around, trying to score petty points that are never on topic.

967: Spam. See above.

345: Preference for one liner posts that are meant to be amusing but fails. Also see above.

834: Thread derailing. See above.

407: Thanking people repetitively knowing fully well that they will all feel obligated to thank him back and boost his ratings.

96: Stalking. See point 29.

649: Obsessiveness. See point 29.

434: Stupidity: Never manages to rise above the petty and banal. See points 29, 345, 834.

777: Lame: See all points above.

[WARF]

13: The average age of boys, that Andy Taylor sleeps with.

[Dolemite!]

You're mentally 13 but I wouldn't sleep with you.

[FORD]

[WARF]

You're mentally 13 but I wouldn't sleep with you.

46: The number of erections Dolemite! had at the last duran duran concert.

[Dolemite!]

No one below 25 there.

Do you think you can go back into the Duran closet when you came out with the biggest idolatory thread on them? You're full of it aren't you?

[Guitar Shark]

29: Following people around, trying to score petty points that are never on topic.

967: Spam. See above.

345: Preference for one liner posts that are meant to be amusing but fails. Also see above.

834: Thread derailing. See above.

407: Thanking people repetitively knowing fully well that they will all feel obligated to thank him back and boost his ratings.

96: Stalking. See point 29.

649: Obsessiveness. See point 29.

434: Stupidity: Never manages to rise above the petty and banal. See points 29, 345, 834.

777: Lame: See all points above.

0: Number of people besides yourself who care what you say.

[Dolemite!]

Untrue.

[jhale667]

Untrue.

WRONG, Pedo-bear!!!

[Anonymous]

May I ask, Dolemite, what you are trying to achieve with this thread? If you are asking people to take sides in a fight of you against Lounge, I don't think anyone will take your side, if they do take any side at all.

If, however, you're trying to tell us that Lounge is an arsehole, well, we already know that, but we like him anyway. And it certainly won't be YOUR posts that will change that.

Anyway, whatever you're trying to do, you're only succeeding in one thing: You're showing everybody what you are. If there's anybody here who doesn't know yet.

Flung shit has a way to came back and hit the flinger in the face. It never really worked. It certainly isn't working now.

Unless it was your intent to show us you're a petty crying baby with afection issues. Then it worked.

You weren't breast-fed, were you?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

997: Amount of threads consisting of ludicrous hatred towards Lounge...

998: Amount of threads with posts about Dave's hair...

Both veery low on my list of interests, frankly.

[Dr. Love]

I demand you use a standardized numbering system. Until you do I can't agree that Lounge Machine is a dick (although I really want to!)

Until then I'm forced to ... admire ... him. Just to spite you.

[Dolemite!]

It's a standard numbering system, there are a 1000 different entries of lameness in the LM files. I just chose a few at random.


Imapus... drop the lecturing tone, it's very old and drunken rants are never particularly enlightening. Your wording of "us" is also ridiculous, goddamn noob.

Cheers!

[Dr. Love]

I demand your Articles of Lameness be ordered ascending or descending!

[Guitar Shark]

I never read Doc's posts anymore. I keep getting distracted.

[Anonymous]

'Tis not a lecturing tone. I always post (and talk) like that when I'm serious. As for drunken, on any other day, you could've been right. And if it's a rant, well, so be it, if you so proclaim it.

I particularly enjoy your employment of the term "noob", and I can only assume you're doing so because of my member number/join date. Which is kinda funny, as I'm but 59 numbers above, and "joined" but a month after you.

Also, don't people often use "noob" or "I'm from ______, so I'm better than you" when they are severly lacking in wit?

I notice your drive against Loung is going very well, by the way.

Oh, one more thing. Were you trying to be funny/witty with your post?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dolemite!]

I demand your Articles of Lameness be ordered ascending or descending!

Looks like the Lameness-ness of the list has caused the database to crash, so no can do at the moment.

[Guitar Shark]

I particularly enjoy your employment of the term "noob", and I can only assume you're doing so because of my member number/join date. Which is kinda funny, as I'm but 59 numbers above, and "joined" but a month after you.

Kudos for not telling him the full story.

[Dolemite!]

'Tis not a lecturing tone. I always post (and talk) like that when I'm serious. As for drunken, on any other day, you could've been right. And if it's a rant, well, so be it, if you so proclaim it.

I particularly enjoy your employment of the term "noob", and I can only assume you're doing so because of my member number/join date. Which is kinda funny, as I'm but 59 numbers above, and "joined" but a month after you.

Also, don't people often use "noob" or "I'm from ______, so I'm better than you" when they are severly lacking in wit?

I notice your drive against Loung is going very well, by the way.

Oh, one more thing. Were you trying to be funny/witty with your post?

Cheers! :bottle:

You're a noob by nature too.


Were you trying to appear clever with your post?

[Anonymous]

Kudos for not telling him the full story.

I'm sorry, my good Shark, I can't grasp the full meaning of your post?...

You are authorized to PM me, if you're somehow reluctant to make it more clear in the public view.

And you will forgive me for taking so serious a tone with you, but rest assured 'tis a completely different case from master Andy, over there.

You see, I'm scared shitless of lawyers. So I try to avoid double-entendres and possible misunderstandings that may be used against me at a later time, in addition of utilizing a most neutral tone of speech, just in case.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

You're a noob by nature too.


Were you trying to appear clever with your post?

Not really, no. I have no need to "appear" clever to anyone. Certainly not you. I was merely enquiring as to the motivations behind this thread.

By the by, are the rumours of 13 year old boys true? I'm not implying anything. It's just that so many people use it against you, one can't help but wonder.

Merely a polite question, no need to be insulted by it.

And in that note, is "noob" a bad thing? If so, why? Again, I'm merely curious. Enlighten me, if you will.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dolemite!]

This thread was a bit of fun.

There was a mention of teenaged girls as part of a discussion where I said all heterosexual men do obviously have an interest in them. Now a couple of supposedly gay tolerant people tried to make it a worse insult by bringing in the subject of "boys."

Noob is my one of my all time favourite insults.

[Dolemite!]

And some further info about me and this topic if you think you'll find it helpful.

I've taken alot of lip, just to be what I am. You think it's tough, bein' a kid, well try bein' a man sometime. Everybody wants a little piece or they try to shoot you down. Well I just tell 'em, sit on this, and spin around.

Yeah! Whoo!

It ain't easy, speakin' out, some people take it to heart. And if you ain't standin' on top of the rock, they'll try and tear you apart. Me, I look for the hard way. I own the game you fear, and it got me in alot of trouble. But, it also got me here.

Standin' on top, top of the rock. Yeah, and I ain't comin' down,baby.

[FORD]

And some further info about me and this topic if you think you'll find it helpful.

I've taken alot of lip, just to be what I am. You think it's tough, fuckin' a kid, well try bein' a pedobear sometime. Everybody wants a little piece or they try to shoot you down. Well I just tell those 12 year olds, sit on this, and spin around.

You're one sick child molesting bastard, pedobear.

[Dolemite!]

You're hilarious when you go on a moral rant.

So you've managed to condemn consensual sex with young teens but you've voted in the bombing of real children who are in the 1-10 bracket, including babies. Thanks for that dose of typical American morality.

You're proof that it's not just women, but that men can also be emotional, hysterical idiots.

[Dolemite!]

Oh I see, you edited my post too with the 12 year old bit. I honestly question just how much of this is part of your real fantasies. Repression does strange things to people, always. Ask the church.

[FORD]

You're hilarious when you go on a moral rant.

So you've managed to condemn consensual sex with young teens but you've voted in the bombing of real children who are in the 1-10 bracket, including babies. Thanks for that dose of typical American morality.

I never voted for any such thing, you dumbass kiddie diddler.

[Dolemite!]

I never voted for any such thing, you dumbass kiddie diddler.

Ah shut up, Obama supporter.


And stop jerking off to Sesame Street.

[standin]

Oh I see, you edited my post too with the 12 year old bit. I honestly question just how much of this is part of your real fantasies. Repression does strange things to people, always. Ask the church.

Yea, it does. And being a predatory is a good example of being a oppressor. You stupid fuck.
You should address those "repressed memories" that are causing your wacko ways.

[FORD]

You really should go into the priesthood. Yeah, they usually insist on practicing Catholics and not Hindus, but at least you already meet their other main qualification.

[LoungeMachine]

96: Stalking. See point 29.

649: Obsessiveness. See point 29.

434: Stupidity: Never manages to rise above the petty and banal. See points 29, 345, 834.

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Irony?



It's a rite of passage EVERY troll here, dating back to JizzyStool has taken.

The "I hate Lounge" FeedBack Thread.



JizzyStool had a dozen or so with my name in them...

Sockfucker made it his life's work...

Even Gar has felt the insatiable need for my attention.

Sorry, Andy. But of all of them, your's is the weakest yet.

And the fact you tried oh so hard to be clever is touching, but frankly your scathing "humour" is anything but funny, or clever...

But hey, you had to try, right? I was killing you with 1,000 paper cuts everytime you logged on, to the point where you BEGGED to be banned.



Cheers, boyfucker.

You got your wet dream wish....I POSTED IN YOUR THREAD

[Panamark]

Loungie, you should patent that hate magnet technology !!
We could throw it out in the middle eastern deserts and save
trillions !

[GAR]

Even Gar has felt the insatiable need for my attention.

I complained they modded a troll, so.. don't take it like I ever give a shit besides that I can't Ignore User on you, being a moderator.

You once were funny but 2005 was awhile ago. And it makes the board look bad to have a lamer for a mod, soo....

[FORD]

I think it's the Front Line mod position.

I used to get all the hate thread from the trolls when I had that gig. Now it's Lounge and sometimes Nick who get the troll attacks. (Except for Katie.... she's still pissed at me because I wouldn't "apologize" for calling out her 113 alias.)

[katie]

(Except for Katie.... she's still pissed at me because I wouldn't "apologize" for calling out her 113 alias.)

I don't need a stupid alias to piss idiots like you off,

I do it under my own name thanks.

x

[Nickdfresh]

I post a pic of a baby girl crying, but Andy would just wank himself to it...

[Dolemite!]

Irony?



It's a rite of passage EVERY troll here, dating back to JizzyStool has taken.

The "I hate Lounge" FeedBack Thread.



JizzyStool had a dozen or so with my name in them...

Sockfucker made it his life's work...

Even Gar has felt the insatiable need for my attention.

Sorry, Andy. But of all of them, your's is the weakest yet.

And the fact you tried oh so hard to be clever is touching, but frankly your scathing "humour" is anything but funny, or clever...

But hey, you had to try, right? I was killing you with 1,000 paper cuts everytime you logged on, to the point where you BEGGED to be banned.



Cheers, boyfucker.

You got your wet dream wish....I POSTED IN YOUR THREAD

Don't flatter yourself, assclown. I'm just having some fun at your expense. You're one of the biggest spambots posing as mod so I'm not surprised more people have noticed this and chosen to out you.

Here' an ego check for you. I asked to be removed because I felt I was being censored and it had nothing to do with you. On the other hand I know you had brought up the subject of my banning at the very beginning but there wasn't enough grounds then.

The fact is every one of those points are true. Especially the one about you thanking everyone. Best example of your being a saddo.

[Dolemite!]

You really should go into the priesthood. Yeah, they usually insist on practicing Catholics and not Hindus, but at least you already meet their other main qualification.

Ah btw can you tell me how to get to sesame street?

I'm serious here. You're the repressed one here. It is always such people that develop abnormal fantasies. There's got to be something behind your constant parotting of the 13 year old boys line, as another example I've seen repressed homosexuality in gay bashers. They can't stop hyperventilating in guy company.

[Dolemite!]

Yea, it does. And being a predatory is a good example of being a oppressor. You stupid fuck.
You should address those "repressed memories" that are causing your wacko ways.

You said you were abused didn't you? Given your behaviour I wouldn't be surprised if it was done to spite you. Don't place your issues on to me, thanks.

Seriously you insane cow, check yourself in. You spam around here sucking on the cocks of the more old time posters but they still ignore you and can't even be bothered to show the plain courtesy of ejaculating in your face in acknowledgment. Just give it up and accept you're an crazy old bag.

[Dolemite!]

But back to LM. Actually there's no great big mystery as to why you have a tradition of every "troll" posting a thread about you. It's because you went chasing them all over the forum, first! What an assclown you are! To not have noticed that.

You are guilty of the very same thing you say so called trolls are guilty of. But the difference is, you initiated it. Threads like these are the response. Now stick your fragile ego up your ass.