Lounge Machine - Master of a 1000 Lamenesses

[Anonymous]

This thread was a bit of fun.

There was a mention of teenaged girls as part of a discussion where I said all heterosexual men do obviously have an interest in them. Now a couple of supposedly gay tolerant people tried to make it a worse insult by bringing in the subject of "boys."

Noob is my one of my all time favourite insults.

Ah well, I can see why some members of this site look upon you erroneously as homossexual. You must understand that, for the layman, a paedophile is always associated with homossexuality, given the fact that the majority of paedophiles are, indeed, more interested in young boys, rather than girls.

Thus, when you freely admitted on being a paedophile, the stereotype of that particular sexual behaviour has entered their minds, and moreover, given the fact that normal people do tend to look upon your sickening ilk with extreme prejudice, it's no wonder they will issue such epithets upon your person.

You will have to forgive them for that fact. It's not their fault they look down on you in a disgusted manner. I too, rational as I may be, cannot help but to feel utterly sickened by such atrocious and abject behaviour.

And some further info about me and this topic if you think you'll find it helpful.

I've taken alot of lip, just to be what I am. You think it's tough, bein' a kid, well try bein' a man sometime. Everybody wants a little piece or they try to shoot you down. Well I just tell 'em, sit on this, and spin around.

Yeah! Whoo!

It ain't easy, speakin' out, some people take it to heart. And if you ain't standin' on top of the rock, they'll try and tear you apart. Me, I look for the hard way. I own the game you fear, and it got me in alot of trouble. But, it also got me here.

Standin' on top, top of the rock. Yeah, and I ain't comin' down,baby.

While I do appreciate your taking the time to further enhance my knowledge of your particular personality and the subject at hand, I feel I must inform you, m'boy, that not only are you making absolutely no sense, you are actually quite delusional.

You seem to look upon yourself as someone to be envied, rather than loathed. You also appear to be convinced that you're the sole portrayer of truth and that such virtue makes you a target for the phillistines.

Dear boy, you couldn't be more wrong if you tried. As it is, you appear to be nothing more than a cockroach. Inoffensive as you may be, your overall appearance never fails to cause some revulsion of the bowels, and you may actually be harmful for little babies.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dolemite!]

Thanks, that was most interesting for a load of codswallop. Go blow a goat.

[Anonymous]

Load of codswallop? My dear boy, have you even understood my post? I don't think so. Had you grasped its meaning, "codswallop" would not be the term you'd use to describe it.

And forgive me for asking, but why should I blow a goat, do you recommend it? And what age should this goat be? Young, perhaps? Under thirteen, I gather?

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Loungie, you should patent that hate magnet technology !!
We could throw it out in the middle eastern deserts and save
trillions !

It's a gift, Markie.

The fact the mouthbreathers seek out my attention cracks me up.

[LoungeMachine]

I complained they modded a troll, so.. don't take it like I ever give a shit besides that I can't Ignore User on you, being a moderator.

You once were funny but 2005 was awhile ago. And it makes the board look bad to have a lamer for a mod, soo....

Poor GayR.

Never been the same since I exposed your lie about Ryan dying.....

Him having a kid and settling down with a WOMAN really unnerved you, didn't it?

You should have known your love was never meant to last....

[Dolemite!]

It's a gift, Markie.

The fact the mouthbreathers seek out my attention cracks me up.

Hahahaha! That is funny shit.

But back to LM. Actually there's no great big mystery as to why you have a tradition of every "troll" posting a thread about you. It's because you went chasing them all over the forum, first! What an assclown you are! To not have noticed that.

You are guilty of the very same thing you say so called trolls are guilty of. But the difference is, you initiated it. Threads like these are the response. Now stick your fragile ego up your ass.

[LoungeMachine]

Don't flatter yourself, assclown. I'm just having some fun at your expense. .

First, you're flattering me, so I dont need to bother...

Second, "assclown" hasn't been funny since 2000...

Third, the whole board has fun at your expense...

We're all just waiting for your Meltdown v2.0...

MY bet though is you're actually banned without first begging us for it...

[Dolemite!]

First, you're flattering me, so I dont need to bother...

Second, "assclown" hasn't been funny since 2000...

Third, the whole board has fun at your expense...

We're all just waiting for your Meltdown v2.0...

MY bet though is you're actually banned without first begging us for it...

Bit of a stretch to take personal insults as flattery.

Assclown was an insult.

A small loose clique has fun at my expense. Doesn't matter how much support you have and how little I have, I still pwn you and made you look ridiculous from day one. Your friends are not going to come out and say that despite the very evident truth. You don't have to be a master of debate to win one when you stick with plain obvious facts.

If post quality were the criteria for banning you would have been out of here long, long ago. You break the policy of no spamming with every other post you make.

[Anonymous]

A small loose clique has fun at my expense. Doesn't matter how much support you have and how little I have, I still pwn you and made you look ridiculous from day one. Your friends are not going to come out and say that despite the very evident truth. You don't have to be a master of debate to win one when you stick with plain obvious facts.

Completely delusional. Tsk, tsk.

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Bit of a stretch to take personal insults as flattery.

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When it comes in the form of yet another thread, from yet another lame troll, it is...

What you, Gar, Savicki, Jizzy, and the rest of the mensa group who have called for my de-modding have ALL failed to recognize, is that I was modded to do just this. Shake things up, stir the pot, and help the trolls to implode, which they always do. see: your own banning

I'm heading into my 5th year of modding here, and the FL is still one of the liveliest forums on the board.



I'll be here long after your next banning, boydiddler......

[Dolemite!]

is that I was modded to do just this. Shake things up, stir the pot, and help the trolls to implode, which they always do. see: your own banning

I'm heading into my 5th year of modding here, and the FL is still one of the liveliest forums on the board.

Amusing. I see some revisionist backtracking. So your spam is sanctioned by your mod status. Haha..

Better than saying you're a mediocre minded individual without a point anyday isn't it?

Your duration as mod says little about the worth of your posts either, spambot.

[Hardrock69]

Your never-ending duration as a pedotard says a lot about your worth as a human, loser.

[Dolemite!]

Every single male in this thread is a pedophile.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Fuck this....

You guys wanna bloviate, do it via PM....

Closing....