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    And the award for biggest loser goes to...

    Cedar Springs man fools fans as Sammy Hagar lookalike during recent Chickenfoot concert

    You have to see this guy...

    Be afraid....
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    What a fuckin tool.
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    Coincidentally in a certain light my cock looks like Joe Satriani.
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    Sam sleeps in his clothes and doesn't bathe for days on end; at least that is what he always looks like to me.

    So, Yeah! "Whatta Tool" to the reporter, anyone can see that isn't Spam his clothes are clean.

    EDIT: And three "atta boy, whatta tools" again to the reporter for writing a whole article about whatta stupid ass he is .
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    Grate... so this guy gets his kicks pretending to be Spammy, even though he says he's "not trying to imitate him. I'm just my own person", but he permed his hair to look just like the Chedmaster.

    Also, it's kinda funny that people would really think it was Sammy hanging around at the stands before his concert.

    Gives you an idea how many people are in that venue, if someone from the band can hang around freely just before the concert.

    Go, little chickenfoot... fly, be free, be gay...

    Cheers! :bottle:
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    The {??writer??} couldn't get interview with the Mc'Sam. So, he interviews a guy who has nothin to do with music or anything that remotely resembles Spam, except he is a fat frizzy haired douche in a wabo shirt.And, I don't really want to know; his mom's capris..?

    This is exactly how I feel about most of what is posted in -The Front-.

    Heresay from a 65'th degree, removed from the topic of the expose`.

    Yes, I am Arch'ing -The Front-.:tongue0011:

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    Yeah he might look like Poodlehead but does he have the trademark whiney voice!?
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    I would enjoy seeing a very convincing, spot-on DLR twin look-alike circa 1982... AND count how many people were actually duped.


    Hagar should be thrilled; no one started impersonating Elvis until after he passed away.
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    Oh yeah.... um... hi everyone.

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    I hate typos in written articles about Bette and his followers.

    It reads

    "It was a lookalike: Randy Wood of Cedar Springs, who considers himself one of Hagar's biggest fans. He also just happens to resemble the rock singer, especially since getting a perm for his blond hair a few years ago."

    To be accurate that should read...

    "...especially since getting sperm for his blonde hair every morning."
    I guess if Spam jumps off a bridge this guy will copy him on that too.

    What a tool
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Coincidentally in a certain light my cock looks like Joe Satriani.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    Also, it's kinda funny that people would really think it was Sammy hanging around at the stands before his concert.
    Well not impossible if we talk about the hot dog stand...
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    i just threw up in my mouth.
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    How odd!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden AWe View Post
    Well not impossible if we talk about the hot dog stand...
    Or if they were selling any beverages that included his tequila.
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    I bet this fuckin' guy can write better lyrics than Sammy
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    One question............................WHY?



    Last edited by Diamondjimi; 08-24-2009 at 05:55 PM.
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    The aliens are finally starting to use the DNA data they uploaded from
    Sammy's brain. (Remember Sammy himself admits he lets them plug
    into his USB port whenever they want)
    Cloned Sammy's !! My God... NO !!!

    Can you see it ??? 24/7 Birthday Bash at CABO, Chickenshit every PUB,
    every night, Planet US, Door to Door tequila Sales..

    Then again we could gather em all up and send em off war.
    Why waste normal Americans ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Coincidentally in a certain light my cock looks like Joe Satriani.
    You sure thats not "Mini Me"
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    Well, I'd imagine he can parlay it into a free meal or two at least...

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    Why...why...why the hell does somebody want to look like a fat poodle with a goatie??? you sir, have serious problems...really...
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    Seriousely. People wonder why Michigan is in the toilet when people there idolize Sammy Hagar.
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    Could you imagine pulling off at a rest stop late at night and seeing a Sammy Hagar looking dude in the restroom. That's enough to make you tighten up your ass cheeks and wish you had a gun to protect yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Seriousely. People wonder why Michigan is in the toilet when people there idolize Sammy Hagar.


    Easy with the MICHIGAN cracks......

    DETROIT is a CLASSIC VAN HALEN TOWN....always will be as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post


    Easy with the MICHIGAN cracks......

    DETROIT is a CLASSIC VAN HALEN TOWN....always will be as well
    Yup! There are way more CVH fans in Detroit than Sammy fans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post


    Easy with the MICHIGAN cracks......

    DETROIT is a CLASSIC VAN HALEN TOWN....always will be as well
    Isn't that the home of the Detroit Lions?? Hmm...........
    Now people are going fucking crazy and doing Spammy look-a-like contests.
    Jesus-Christ.
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    Reminds me of some of the people posting over at VHlinks.com.
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