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  • damngoodtimes
    Sniper
    • Jan 2004
    • 827

    #16
    I bet this fuckin' guy can write better lyrics than Sammy
    David Lee Roth's the greatest motherfucker who ever lived!
    — Brian Moore (@brianpmoore666) June 26, 2012

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    • Diamondjimi
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2004
      • 12086

      #17
      One question............................WHY?



      Last edited by Diamondjimi; 08-24-2009, 05:55 PM.
      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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      • Panamark
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 17113

        #18
        The aliens are finally starting to use the DNA data they uploaded from
        Sammy's brain. (Remember Sammy himself admits he lets them plug
        into his USB port whenever they want)
        Cloned Sammy's !! My God... NO !!!

        Can you see it ??? 24/7 Birthday Bash at CABO, Chickenshit every PUB,
        every night, Planet US, Door to Door tequila Sales..

        Then again we could gather em all up and send em off war.
        Why waste normal Americans ?
        Last edited by Panamark; 08-25-2009, 02:43 AM. Reason: typo
        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
        Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17113

          #19
          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          Coincidentally in a certain light my cock looks like Joe Satriani.
          You sure thats not "Mini Me"
          Last edited by Panamark; 08-24-2009, 06:43 PM.
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22820

            #20
            Well, I'd imagine he can parlay it into a free meal or two at least...

            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • DavidLeeNatra
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10703

              #21
              Why...why...why the hell does somebody want to look like a fat poodle with a goatie??? you sir, have serious problems...really...
              Roth Army Icon
              First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32794

                #22
                Seriousely. People wonder why Michigan is in the toilet when people there idolize Sammy Hagar.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32794

                  #23
                  Could you imagine pulling off at a rest stop late at night and seeing a Sammy Hagar looking dude in the restroom. That's enough to make you tighten up your ass cheeks and wish you had a gun to protect yourself.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Matt White
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20446

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    Seriousely. People wonder why Michigan is in the toilet when people there idolize Sammy Hagar.


                    Easy with the MICHIGAN cracks......

                    DETROIT is a CLASSIC VAN HALEN TOWN....always will be as well

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                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Matt White


                      Easy with the MICHIGAN cracks......

                      DETROIT is a CLASSIC VAN HALEN TOWN....always will be as well
                      Yup! There are way more CVH fans in Detroit than Sammy fans.
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                      • ppg960
                        Sniper
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 991

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Matt White


                        Easy with the MICHIGAN cracks......

                        DETROIT is a CLASSIC VAN HALEN TOWN....always will be as well
                        Isn't that the home of the Detroit Lions?? Hmm...........
                        Now people are going fucking crazy and doing Spammy look-a-like contests.
                        Jesus-Christ.

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                        • Fuct Jup
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 236

                          #27
                          Reminds me of some of the people posting over at VHlinks.com.
                          Anything left in that bottle?

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