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    I guess it's my turn now...

    Yah, well...most of you already know me and have for over ten years. For those of you who don't...lemme skool ya.

    I wanted to find out what was going on with David Lee Roth after the 1996 HalenGate of the MTV awards. So I found this place by typing in the search engine, "David Lee Roth". I clicked on a place called slawterhouse which linked me to the Army. I thought it was may 1998, but I guess it was May of 1999.

    Most well known as the "Mother Hen" of RothArmy for the nurturing way I handle stuff. I used to mod the Fans and Non forums way back here. I was the one who nicked name the Bat Cave. Being one of the first chicks to post here (only one before me JaneVH, I believe was the first), I adorned the "First Lady of the Army". Warfy was the first to welcome to the Old Boys Club. Made a lot of friends, some enemies, been through the best and worst of times on these boards. I was the first one to befriend hitch when everyone hated him.

    Historical fights were with Eyes of the Night and Groovy Girl, I had a little blow out with hitch years ago, and I believe Gamera and somebody else (Can't remember their name) to which I became pals with hambon4life and Drock from that fight. I was part of the Diamond Mafia. I had a crush on ELVIS and even one on Cathedral. Melein, flufferchick, Sweet Irony, Allykat, and yankeerose all used to hang out in a thread I started called, "Girls Night Out". Which was frequented by the likes of Kane, Cathedral, VHFreak, and fullbug. I was once labeled "TwinTwat" by hitch. The other twin was yankeerose. I have talked with several of the old skoolers on the phone or in pm's and Im's, and always kept my word to whomever I would speak with. I'm as honest as they come and will tell you if you are a fag or not.

    My history with the army has been a long and tumultuous one. I look forward for another ten more years with the bunch of you nutcases.

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    Hello Susie Q, welcome aboard and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! Thanks for joining our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Enjoy your stay!

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    mmmkay.

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    Hi Susie,

    My name is Kwame K nice to see you here......I enjoy long walks off a short pier, puppy dogs and oyster flavored ice cream. I live in my parents basement and plan to some day be head fry cook at the McDonald's I work at.

    Thanks for sharing some info about you and I hope someday to be your friend
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    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Hi Susie,

    My name is Kwame K nice to see you here......I enjoy long walks off a short pier, puppy dogs and oyster flavored ice cream. I live in my parents basement and plan to some day be head fry cook at the McDonald's I work at.

    Thanks for sharing some info about you and I hope someday to be your friend
    Great, now lets have sex or a facsimile there of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie Q View Post
    Great, now lets have sex or a facsimile there of.


    How the hell are ya Q? Long time no see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post


    How the hell are ya Q? Long time no see.
    Busy as hell actually. I thought I would pop in to see how all you guys are getting along. Good to see ya Kwame. I miss the lot of ya!

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    Right back at ya, Q! I haven't been posting much either.....summertime=fun times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie Q View Post
    Great, now lets have sex or a facsimile there of.
    Send him the fax. He's a drummer after all, and therefore isn't emotionally equipped to handle a situation without resorting to beating on it. Stick with us bass guitarists, the types that understand how to establish a rhythm without speeding up and slowing down in clumsily awkward spasms.









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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Send him the fax. He's a drummer after all, and therefore isn't emotionally equipped to handle a situation without resorting to beating on it. Stick with us bass guitarists, the types that understand how to establish a rhythm without speeding up and slowing down in clumsily awkward spasms.
    Hey bitch! The speeding up and slowing down is my go to move when having facsimile sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Hey bitch! The speeding up and slowing down is my go to move when having facsimile sex
    Yeah, but you wind up using all of those tiny band aids in the box on the paper cuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Send him the fax. He's a drummer after all, and therefore isn't emotionally equipped to handle a situation without resorting to beating on it. Stick with us bass guitarists, the types that understand how to establish a rhythm without speeding up and slowing down in clumsily awkward spasms.
    ROTFLMAO!! You got it...always like the thump of the bass... Though...the soft spot for the drummer n' all...gosh...decisions...decisions... :0

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Yeah, but you wind up using all of those tiny band aids in the box on the paper cuts.
    Hence the old saying........no pleasure without pain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie Q View Post
    Though...the soft spot for the drummer n' all...
    The drummer's soft spot is located right between his ears.


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    Well Chickie, it's great to see you've got them all revved up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Girl View Post
    Well Chickie, it's great to see you've got them all revved up!
    Technically, it began around 9:15 this morning...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Technically, it began around 9:15 this morning...
    Thank God for Viagra

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Thank God for Viagra
    And lots, and I mean lots of naps during the day.

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    Thank God for Viagra
    That makes for a built in kick stand I do believe. Don't have to worry about rolling out of bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Girl View Post
    That makes for a built in kick stand I do believe. Don't have to worry about rolling out of bed.
    True enough, yet having a circus tent between you and the tv on the dresser gets to be tiresome after a while.

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    Q...................nuffsaid

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    Always great to see you Susie, nice to know your doing well, its scary to think almost 10 years have gone by huh?
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    Sue is BAD ASS!

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    OHHH Susie Q

    oh Baby I love you

    Suuusie Q!

    OWWWWW!!


    Gonna play that little diddy for ya now.
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    Proud To Call Susie A Friend And Sister Too.
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    Big love to all of ya'll. Good Christ, I just got a southern drawl.

    Bueno Bob, shit man....wished you would pop over just a couple times to bring it in for old time sakes in the Debate forum. Jay's holdin' down the fort purty good though...

    bug, always a pleasure to see you aboot too.

    Vanhalener, you cool, ya dig? OWWWWWWWWW!!

    Candy Girl, my bestest pal. XOXO

    Thomeness...

    Dan, brother Dan...just love ya to bits!!

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    Good moaning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie Q View Post
    Big love to all of ya'll. Good Christ, I just got a southern drawl.

    Bueno Bob, shit man....wished you would pop over just a couple times to bring it in for old time sakes in the Debate forum. Jay's holdin' down the fort purty good though...

    bug, always a pleasure to see you aboot too.

    Vanhalener, you cool, ya dig? OWWWWWWWWW!!

    Candy Girl, my bestest pal. XOXO

    Thomeness...

    Dan, brother Dan...just love ya to bits!!
    So how is Den? Or should we ask?

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    Always good to see ya SusieQ.

    Hope all is is well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Bug View Post
    So how is Den? Or should we ask?
    Welp, very briefly he is been living back over in England since 2006.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WACF View Post
    Always good to see ya SusieQ.

    Hope all is is well.
    Thanks WACF, always nice to see the old friendly faces here. Everything is starting to get back on track. Things cool in Cannuck land?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie Q View Post
    Thanks WACF, always nice to see the old friendly faces here. Everything is starting to get back on track. Things cool in Cannuck land?
    Life is good...have a 2 1/2 year old boy to keep me tired.

    Sucky summer...cold...wet...fall is around the corner...and I know what follows.

    Would love to restart this summer.

    Hope to see ya around here lots.

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    Welcome back!

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    Hi Q !

    Welcome home

    Hey you forgot to mention who was the first man of the Army
    Just kidding, hope its all going great for you !
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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    Hi Susie...you can leave your hat on.

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    lawdy lawd....it's always good to get on here and see the latest shit stirring....



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    Hi Sue.

    You had a blowout with Gamera?

    How do you get into a fight with a turtle?
    A big fuckin' turtle, no less.
    Peta shall hear of this. :tongue0011:
    Oh, and I'm still here.

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    I have been wondering when you would show back up...WTF took ya so loooog.
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    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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