Is David Lee Roth on Facebook???

[bantonelli]

Somebody please ban this jackass.

Let's not be so harsh. I think DLRisCool1969 may enjoy unloading on Savicki. Send Steve on assignment to use his P.I. skills to determine if the Facebook DLR was giving her half-truths or if it was the real Diamond Dave !

[DLRisCool1969]

I don't know if you guys will take this seriously but I thought you should know. I did my research and finally come to the conclusion that the person that I thought was DLR wasn't him unfortunately. It was some bitch by the name of Julie Ann Gilmer from Louisiana. If anyone here is on FB, don't add her to your friends list. She is a major psycho! There is no telling how many celebs she is posing as on FB. I am in the process of contacting David Lee Roth to let him know what is going on.

[chefcraig]

I don't know if you guys will take this seriously...

Here's a helpful hint: Try reading a few of the posts immediately above yours. The clues are somewhat abundant.

[standin]

I don't know if you guys will take this seriously but I thought you should know. I did my research and finally come to the conclusion that the person that I thought was DLR wasn't him unfortunately. It was some bitch by the name of Julie Ann Gilmer from Louisiana. If anyone here is on FB, don't add her to your friends list. She is a major psycho! There is no telling how many celebs she is posing as on FB. I am in the process of contacting David Lee Roth to let him know what is going on.

When you talk to David tell him to cart the ice machine and the deep freezer on the left, over to the tigertoo compound.

[Anonymous]

I don't know if you guys will take this seriously but I thought you should know. I did my research and finally come to the conclusion that the person that I thought was DLR wasn't him unfortunately. It was some bitch by the name of Julie Ann Gilmer from Louisiana. If anyone here is on FB, don't add her to your friends list. She is a major psycho! There is no telling how many celebs she is posing as on FB. I am in the process of contacting David Lee Roth to let him know what is going on.

Well yeah, I'm sure she IS a major psycho, so thanks for the warning.

Impersonating a celebrity on Facebook??? The nerve!

Why, that's almost as bad as being a STALKER!

*ahem*

Sorry about that, I have issues.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ZahZoo]

I am in the process of contacting David Lee Roth to let him know what is going on.

Please let us know how that works out for you..?

[Blackflag]

What a fag.

He's going to end up meeting up with some nutjob off facebook thinking it's DLR, and getting raped in a WalMart parking lot.

But maybe that's what he's hoping for?

[Anonymous]

I think that's what we're all hoping to happen to him...

To this STALKER!

Whoa...

Where are my pills?

Cheers! :bottle:

[ThrillsNSpills]

I don't know if you guys will take this seriously but I thought you should know. I did my research and finally come to the conclusion that the person that I thought was DLR wasn't him unfortunately. It was some bitch by the name of Julie Ann Gilmer from Louisiana. If anyone here is on FB, don't add her to your friends list. She is a major psycho! There is no telling how many celebs she is posing as on FB. I am in the process of contacting David Lee Roth to let him know what is going on.

1 Fake Dave down. 28 Fake Facebook Daves to go.

But you gotta wonder what tipped DLRisCool off that it wasnt the real Dave.
We've ruled out common sense and pages of abuse.
so what was it?

"well no I'm not actually Dave I'm Julie Ann Gilmer from Louisiana. Boze bozy bop."

[standin]

Julie Anne Gilmer is the one to watch. I tell you this.

[Coyote]

I am in the process of contacting David Lee Roth to let him know what is going on.

This phrase reminds me of someone...

[ZahZoo]

Julie Anne Gilmer is the one to watch. I tell you this.

That's right!! You heard it here first at the Roth Army!!

[chefcraig]

That's right!! You heard it here first at the Roth Army!!

I'd still like to know what constituted the "research" that lead to this riveting discovery.

[GAMERA]

I was fucking around on facebook just a few minutes ago. Yes, lucky number thirteen found David Lee Roth. That motherfucker sounded just like him, if you, like me, can hear the words coming right off the screen. Sounded just like him! JUST FUCKING LIKE HIM. Even asked me for a bottle of anything.

After throwing him a bottle, breaking the monitor, and getting pissed, I fucking realized that the David Lee Roth I was talking to on Facebook was me, stalking myself.

FUCK!

[GAR]

I did my research and finally come to the conclusion that the person that I thought was DLR wasn't him unfortunately. It was ... Julie Ann Gilmer from Louisiana. She is a major psycho!

Why on earth did you not refer her here, then?