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    Serena Williams: jehovah's witness nutjob

    Serena Williams was two points from losing her semifinal match to Kim Cliijsters...

    The line-judge called a footfault on her serve for the first point...

    and then Serena offered the judge a few suggestions on where to put her racket for the second point...and loss...

    I wonder if she was offering to teach the judge a thing or two about her religion? A flier perhaps?
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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    It was one of the oddest things to witness since Mcenroe was playing. Williams physically threatened the line judge, not once but twice, shaking her racket at the woman. Then she claims to never have threatened the woman, taunting her by saying "Are you scared?" She then throws down her racket, congratulates Clijsters, packs up her stuff and walks off the court, all amongst a chorus of boos. Unreal.

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    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
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    I don't think McEnroe every physically threatened anyone...he just told everyone they sucked...

    Truly funny fucking stuff chef...

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    I'm entertained!
    Thanks for sharing

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    Haha.

    The little asian woman was right to run.

    Woman's tennis is a joke so at least this had some pantomime value.

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    Thumbs up

    Monday morning her father will be out calling the R-card..
    watch & see. thanks for the link, yahoo is jammed up couldnt link
    in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post

    Woman's tennis is a joke so at least this had some pantomime value.
    Why do you say that?
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    They get paid the same amount as the men to play often less than half as long the men. Usually there are a couple of them who win every match 6-1 6-1 and often are playing against 15 and 16 year old children. The best woman player in the world couldn't get in the top 500 in the world.

    It's blatant sexism to have a separate woman's circuit.

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    Men's tennis would be more fun too if they returned to using wooden rackets...no more Peter Samprases who just serve aces...
    Originally posted by Cato
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    I heard Serena threatened to kill the linesperson by shoving her ballls down her throat !
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    She's got balls???

    Crikey, NOT another one!!!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    She's got balls???

    Crikey, NOT another one!!!
    Im trying to find the article, but when I first read about this,
    the article stated she threatened to shove her balls down
    her throat and kill her (I assume she meant her tennis balls ?)



    Between Lady Gaga, South African Sportswomen and Serena,
    having a coupla dangling boys seems to be the "in" thing

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    When i saw Serena's meltdown, the first thing i thought of was a monkey throwing poop at the zoo.
    RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
    LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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    I thought I heard her say"Im gonna cap you, Beeotch"

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    Maybe someone can create a video of Serena set to Ac/Dc's "She's Got Balls."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden AWe View Post
    Men's tennis would be more fun too if they returned to using wooden rackets...no more Peter Samprases who just serve aces...
    Women's tennis would be better if, in no particular order, they:

    1. didn't look like dudes (most)

    2. used paddles instead of rackets

    3. only could wear one piece of clothing less than 5 square inches

    I'd likely watch then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    Women's tennis would be better if, in no particular order, they:

    1. didn't look like dudes (most)

    3. only could wear one piece of clothing less than 5 square inches

    I'd likely watch then...
    Same for women's basketball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    Women's tennis would be better if, in no particular order, they:

    3. only could wear one piece of clothing less than 5 square inches
    Like Beach Volleyball.

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    Yeah Sesh...I was watching this weekend...and I didn't realize their clothing was so pornographic...and that fucking Brazilian team...fuck...

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    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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