Mom finds long lost son online, then rapes him

[Anonymous]

Well, all I can say is: good for you. You haven't had the "good luck" of running into a dysfunctional woman.

Hot she may be, but I tremble at what goes on in that mind of hers.

Hit & run is the way to deal with these.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

I Love Hair Pie.

[Blackflag]

Well, all I can say is: good for you. You haven't had the "good luck" of running into a dysfunctional woman.

Hot she may be, but I tremble at what goes on in that mind of hers.

Hit & run is the way to deal with these.

Cheers! :bottle:

But you'd always have the upper hand... once it gets ugly, you could even start blackmailing and saying, 'don't make me go and tell on you now...' as you get the between-classes BJ.

Talk about living the dream. Shit!




Here's to teenage boys getting molested by chicks:

[Nitro Express]

When you get molested by Uncle Ernie it's deplorable but if you get molested by a hot teacher, Dave wrote songs about that one.

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[Anonymous]

But you'd always have the upper hand... once it gets ugly, you could even start blackmailing and saying, 'don't make me go and tell on you now...' as you get the between-classes BJ.

Talk about living the dream. Shit!

I dunno man... I mean, it COULD work, but then again, it might not.

It may be my particular experience with women, but I don't think she'd let you have the upper-hand... women prefer to fuck up their lives to let you win. They're too competitive. To the point of irrational. Don't get into a really serious pissing contest with a woman. It might get ugly. Add the fact that this particular woman CANNOT be right in the head, and I'd say this kid made the smart move.

But like I said, it might be my own experience with women. As I grew older, I may have started attracting the demented ones.

When it should've happened around 13.

Here's to teenage boys getting molested by chicks:

Don't do that! It's creepy! *shudders*

Cheers! :bottle:

[Little Texan]

All women are crazy. They are just different degrees of crazy.

It is that simple.

[chefcraig]

All women are crazy. They are just different degrees of crazy.

It is that simple.

I believe this axiom should be required reading for every child in elementary school. Sadly enough for me, it took until I was in my 40s to discover it.

[Anonymous]

I believe this axiom should be required reading for every child in elementary school. Sadly enough for me, it took until I was in my 40s to discover it.

Hey Chef... when you were my age, did you still have the irrational thought that someday, you COULD still find a woman who's not entirely... er, how should we put it... eh, fucked up?

'Coz I still do.

Cheers! :bottle:

[GAR]

Julia is a fucking psycho. If you read her posts, she's always drunk, stoned, or medicated out of her wits. And she's here 24/7, never goes offline. Also, due to how fucked up she always is, she never understands what's going on, what's being posted, etc... so she dispenses her morality, and spews her opinions without being asked, and she often makes shit out of herself.

I asked her to stay away from me once. She was following me around and groaning at me for no reason, and when Doleshite groaned at HER, she said IT WAS CREEPY. Needless to say, I almost went berserk.

She stopped groaning, and for a while, I thought she had put me on ignore, so I left it alone. But now, she really went too far. I'm going to fucking destroy her. It won't be pretty. It won't be enjoyable. But what she accused me of is just a bit too much. Add the fact that it was HER accusing me, and I'm really roaring for a full on destruction of this crazy bitch.

Cheers! :bottle:

hahahaha love ya Julia!

[DickMeFresh]

Imapus and Stand in, sitting in a tree. F-U-C-K-I-N-G.

[FORD]

Figures Andy would be drawn to this thread..... like a priest to an altar boy.

[Anonymous]

Hey, quick work.

Cuntgratulations to the person who banned this piece of shit...

Cheers! :bottle: