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Love the attitude:
"I'm always secure," said Hawkins, who took over the program in 2006. "We're doing things right by the kids, we're doing things right by the school, we're doing things right football-wise, too."
Huh? Let that statement hang in the air for a while. No, scratch that, and wonder who is this we and what are these things.
Dan does his best Eddie Money impression
By "we" you mean "you" dontcha, Dan? And by "things" you mean fucking up the program royal. What are you so secure in? The fact that you haven't been able to recruit one single decent draft pick in over three years and that your warped QB nepotism son can't find a passing lane from a receiver from his head from his ass? So, how are we doing so far on that 10 win season, Hawk?
I hope CU gets their asses kicked this weekend against Wyoming. You and your son have been lucky thus far that the defenses they played have been incredulous when Cody's thrown the ball right at them and Wyoming's defense should be the best one you face this year. And if Wyoming's offense locks themselves into a groove, this could get ugly for you real fast especially considering your troubles defending the spread in the past.
Oh, and Hawk? The latest ratings are in. CU is placed 114th in the nation. Wow! Your behind such powerhouse programs like Delaware and South Dakota State while barely maintaining the lead over the mighty Mustangs of Cal Poly San Luis Obispo! Yeah, you're doing right all right. Fucking moron.
"I'm always secure," said Hawkins, who took over the program in 2006. "We're doing things right by the kids, we're doing things right by the school, we're doing things right football-wise, too."
Huh? Let that statement hang in the air for a while. No, scratch that, and wonder who is this we and what are these things.
Dan does his best Eddie Money impression
By "we" you mean "you" dontcha, Dan? And by "things" you mean fucking up the program royal. What are you so secure in? The fact that you haven't been able to recruit one single decent draft pick in over three years and that your warped QB nepotism son can't find a passing lane from a receiver from his head from his ass? So, how are we doing so far on that 10 win season, Hawk?
I hope CU gets their asses kicked this weekend against Wyoming. You and your son have been lucky thus far that the defenses they played have been incredulous when Cody's thrown the ball right at them and Wyoming's defense should be the best one you face this year. And if Wyoming's offense locks themselves into a groove, this could get ugly for you real fast especially considering your troubles defending the spread in the past.
Oh, and Hawk? The latest ratings are in. CU is placed 114th in the nation. Wow! Your behind such powerhouse programs like Delaware and South Dakota State while barely maintaining the lead over the mighty Mustangs of Cal Poly San Luis Obispo! Yeah, you're doing right all right. Fucking moron.
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