Prostitute claims Dick Chenney has a big dick

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    Prostitute claims Dick Chenney has a big dick

    I was once brutally assaulted by Dick Cheney in the Leather Room, which was designed like a dark, black leather-lined train berth. As I crawled through the leather flaps covering the narrow entrance, I heard Cheney play on the word "berth/birth" as the soft blackness engulfed me. With the small opening covered, the blinding darkness enhanced the sense of touch and provided an option of anonymity. Cheney jokingly claimed that I "blew his cover" when I recognized his all-too-familiar voice and abnormally large penis size.
    Sounds like Darth Vader's sex den.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    #2
    Is that a Savicki quote lifted from the Branigan Boards?
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16338

      #3
      So Cheney is into leather and dungeon scenes. Why does this not surprise me?

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        ..and none of you idiots move this crap ??

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21888

          #5
          Why??

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            ..and none of you idiots move this crap ??
            LOL. Notice they aren't screaming for "the link" on this gem. I guess they just like to harass you Elvis.
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              Originally posted by sadaist
              LOL. Notice they aren't screaming for "the link" on this gem. I guess they just like to harass you Elvis.
              It's because most of us wouldn't doubt THE DICK would be into such.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58786

                #8
                We all know Cheney is a sadistic bastard into torture, so the idea of him having an S&M dungeon wouldn't shock anybody.

                As to his physical endowments though, I would have to question that. The mechanics of penis size depend a lot on a healthy circulatory system, and it's common knowledge that Darth Cheney hasn't had one of those in decades. Wouldn't be surprised if the sick old bastard has an implant or uses a pump.....

                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

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                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49205

                  #9
                  Um, what happened to people posting links for everything?

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49205

                    #10
                    (((((punt)))))

                    Please post verifiable links to this horseshit. There's no way Cheney has a large penis!

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35195

                      #11
                      Possibly not the most reliable source in the world...

                      an excerpt from Trance Formation of America - Through Mind Control:
                      by Cathy O'Brien with Mark Phillips (C) 1995


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                      • Kristy
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 16338

                        #12
                        In the meantime, and on a somewhat related note, I may have to get this the next paycheck two, three or four down the road

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22942

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          In the meantime, and on a somewhat related note, I may have to get this the next paycheck two, three or four down the road

                          Please do.
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22942

                            #14
                            I think maybe the title of the thread was confused...isn't it "Prostitute Claims Dick Cheney IS a big dick"?
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • bluemustard
                              Veteran
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 1762

                              #15
                              I 2nd that!

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