Prostitute claims Dick Chenney has a big dick

[Nitro Express]

I was once brutally assaulted by Dick Cheney in the Leather Room, which was designed like a dark, black leather-lined train berth. As I crawled through the leather flaps covering the narrow entrance, I heard Cheney play on the word "berth/birth" as the soft blackness engulfed me. With the small opening covered, the blinding darkness enhanced the sense of touch and provided an option of anonymity. Cheney jokingly claimed that I "blew his cover" when I recognized his all-too-familiar voice and abnormally large penis size.

Sounds like Darth Vader's sex den.

[Diamondjimi]

Is that a Savicki quote lifted from the Branigan Boards?

[Kristy]

So Cheney is into leather and dungeon scenes. Why does this not surprise me?

[ELVIS]

..and none of you idiots move this crap ??

[Hardrock69]

Why??

[sadaist]

..and none of you idiots move this crap ??

LOL. Notice they aren't screaming for "the link" on this gem. I guess they just like to harass you Elvis.

[Nitro Express]

LOL. Notice they aren't screaming for "the link" on this gem. I guess they just like to harass you Elvis.

It's because most of us wouldn't doubt THE DICK would be into such.

[FORD]

We all know Cheney is a sadistic bastard into torture, so the idea of him having an S&M dungeon wouldn't shock anybody.

As to his physical endowments though, I would have to question that. The mechanics of penis size depend a lot on a healthy circulatory system, and it's common knowledge that Darth Cheney hasn't had one of those in decades. Wouldn't be surprised if the sick old bastard has an implant or uses a pump.....

[Nickdfresh]

Um, what happened to people posting links for everything?

[Nickdfresh]

(((((punt)))))

Please post verifiable links to this horseshit. There's no way Cheney has a large penis!

[Seshmeister]

Possibly not the most reliable source in the world...

an excerpt from Trance Formation of America - Through Mind Control:
by Cathy O'Brien with Mark Phillips (C) 1995

http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/hambone/tfia18.html

[Kristy]

In the meantime, and on a somewhat related note, I may have to get this the next paycheck two, three or four down the road

[bueno bob]

In the meantime, and on a somewhat related note, I may have to get this the next paycheck two, three or four down the road

Please do.

[bueno bob]

I think maybe the title of the thread was confused...isn't it "Prostitute Claims Dick Cheney IS a big dick"?

[bluemustard]

I 2nd that!

[bueno bob]

Sounds like Darth Vader's sex den.

[Guitar Shark]

In the meantime, and on a somewhat related note, I may have to get this the next paycheck two, three or four down the road

Please keep me in mind for the next "Take Your Roth Army Friend to Work Day."

[bluemustard]

In the meantime, and on a somewhat related note, I may have to get this the next paycheck two, three or four down the road

And the princess leia hairdo to go with it.
i'll dress up as a wookie.

[Kristy]

You into the whole furry fetish scene, mustard? Only met one couple who was into that and have to say it was too fucked up even for me to understand. Okay, the wearing of rubber is one thing but to dress up in lame mascot costumes and think you're getting back to nature...? Eh, not for me. The Leia bit is a bit original. Most men ask me if I still have my Catholic school uniform and would I accompany them to a strip club.

[Kristy]

Please keep me in mind for the next "Take Your Roth Army Friend to Work Day."

Will do. Be a while though. I'm still in the process of buying a new car. And I do all right in looking for one until I come across the new Gianmarco Lorenzi for fall '09

OH.MY.GAWD.



Just think, for $1,500 (plus tax) and the selling of my soul they could be mine.

[Guitar Shark]

OK, I had to google "Gianmarco Lorenzi" just to find out they are shoes...

[Kristy]

Expensive Italian shoes at that. But I love his style.

[Coyote]

Possibly not the most reliable source in the world...

an excerpt from Trance Formation of America - Through Mind Control:
by Cathy O'Brien with Mark Phillips (C) 1995

Trance Formation of America

That is one creepy book though, reality based or not.

[Dr. Love]

Man sadaist is so far up ELVIS' asshole that can't tell where she (I presume) ends and he (I also presume) begins

[GAR]

You into the whole furry fetish scene, mustard? Only met one couple who was into that and have to say it was too fucked up even for me to understand. Okay, the wearing of rubber is one thing but to dress up in lame mascot costumes and think you're getting back to nature...? Eh, not for me. The Leia bit is a bit original. Most men ask me if I still have my Catholic school uniform and would I accompany them to a strip club.

HI Kristy! New here?

[DavidLeeNatra]

[Nitro Express]

Will do. Be a while though. I'm still in the process of buying a new car. And I do all right in looking for one until I come across the new Gianmarco Lorenzi for fall '09

OH.MY.GAWD.



Just think, for $1,500 (plus tax) and the selling of my soul they could be mine.

No no no...don't take them off! Leave them on!

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