Agreed funk...if I didn't see that old, grizzled bastard cry at the end of every season...I'd never believe it...Originally Posted by lesfunk
but he's obviously a big pussy...
Agreed funk...if I didn't see that old, grizzled bastard cry at the end of every season...I'd never believe it...
but he's obviously a big pussy...
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Peter King will have a feature on the Favre story in about 15 minutes during the NBC pregame show.
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There is a huge difference between attempted rape and sending a girl pictures of your junk. One is assault and the other simple harassment.
Fixed that for ya, LT.
That's exactly what I'm saying....
Do I think Ben's actions are worse, OF COURSE I do....
But this is the NFL's "personal conduct policy" we're talking about....
So I ask, a 40 year old married franchise QB, with not only kids but GRANDKIDS, invites the skank back to his hotel room, and not only that sends her pictures of his wang ??
You're fucking right he needs to be suspended.....
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Did you just say wang?
Seemed appropriate at the time...
Brethren and Sistren,
I've got about two dozen cock picks floating around the Interwebs, so be it...
Here's the thing... hoes don't want pics of your cock until AFTER they've seen it in real life... with hoes, they need an emotional connection, so if you are sending a cock pic, you should already have established physical use of said cock with said female recipient. Most women don't get turned on by simple visuals unless there is some sort of emotional attachment. So Favray's bad for thinking that pathetic wiener of his would seal the deal with that hoe -- he could have also surrounded it with Benjamins or put a Cartier watch on it, that might have improved chances with said hoe. Anyhow, unless it had already been in her mouth/vaj/ass, a cock is like a fucking hammer or other generic tool. Unless, of course, you are 12" plus, then it's just an oddity of nature, or a blessing depending on your perspective.
From a sales perspective, you need to qualify the opportunity before you start cutting price or opening the kimono so to speak. Obviously, Brett didn't do his due diligence before letting it all hang out. But really, we are talking athletes here, and they by and large aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, and combined with a sense of superiority and infallibility and being fawned over like a christ figure, I can see why most of these dumbass athletes get into trouble, even Tiger didn't figure it out and he attended Stanford, right? Politicians end up doing the same stupid shit, so maybe it's just a human flaw when one has what one thinks is indisputable unlimited (seemingly) power and influence?
That is all.
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That alone makes this...
the post of the fucking year...
I am one of this guy's biggest fan's so I guess i'm pissed at him if it's all true. If your'e going to chase tail you might want to tell the wife youre not interested anymore !!I'm more pissed he was dumb enough to sent a photo of his dick. Did he really think it wouldn't come back to haunt him ??? I never claimed he was he smartest guy around but come on !! Vikes 20 Jets 17 !!
J-E-T-S ! to live and die by the favre. god i don't miss that.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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The stories of his poon-houndery around these parts are legendary. I myself witnessed it on a couple of occassions. The other surprising thing is that he WASN'T in the hot tub raping a 17-year-old with Mark Chamura.
Either way, his wife is just a much a money-grubbing d-bag. She stuck with him for the big payout and it looks like it's going to happen. He better Kobe up and find some sweet finger bling.
Something tells me that if you say "finger bling" to Favre...he's NOT going to be thinking of diamonds...
And seriously...his name isn't fucking Farve...
It's Fav-re...
like the fucking Hannibal Lecter fucking beans if a redneck Hannibal would have said it...
I say the media takes a fucking stand...
The real question about Bert is: Deanna or Jenn?
Jenn Sterger is the Favre sexting woman. Read her last name backwards
BREAKING NEWS: Deanna Favre Statement
Green Bay, Wisconsin (CNN) --Deanna Favre issued a statement yesterday
saying,
"Those pictures Brett sent to that reporter were meant for me - but you
know Brett -
they were intercepted!"
BREAKING NEWS: Deanna Favre Statement
Green Bay, Wisconsin (CNN) --Deanna Favre issued a statement yesterday
saying,
"Those pictures Brett sent to that reporter were meant for me - but you
know Brett -
they were intercepted!"
Looking forward to another Packers ~ Vikes showdown as Favre returns to Green Bay Sun night. It looks like Clay Matthews III will be able to play, I hope he greets Favre in the backfield early and often.
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Favre's biggest problem, other than his wife, is Sterger was a Jets/NFL employee when he allegedly sexually harassed her. She wasn't just some girl in a bar. But if she doesn't cooperate w/ NFL she will get a payday and w/ no "proof" Favre will get off, err easy, I mean with a slap on the wrist.
another record for Favre: first player to record his own sack...
You saw the stat incorrectly, bro...it reads as Brett Favre: first player to step on his own sack.
he sent bruised dic pics? wadda tard
Packers hold on to beat Vikings in Green Bay 28-14. Packers finally got Favre monkey off their back and, wait for it... It's the second time that 3 pics got Favre in trouble this month...
28-14 woulda been much easier on my ticker...
ironic? we won by 4 points?
A Win is Always Good.
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a wood is always gin?
Fun game to watch. And it looks like we may have ended his streak.
karma is a bitch, huh? you think they will bring him out for one snap and keep the streak alive?
Depends on his ego. After all, this isn't NASCAR, where a driver is required to start a race in order to keep generating points. This asinine rule has required drivers with broken arms or legs to be bundled up and stuffed into cars, drive the first lap, then be yanked out the window so a "relief" driver can complete the race. Knowing Favre, he'll more than likely stay in the game until he completes a pass. To either team.
I love him but he look's beat to shit !! Sounds like his angle is broken. He needs to sit down until Jackson screws up. That will probably be in the middle of the first quarter in New England !!
Sorry, but I can't help but think about this when I see Favre.
the "open fly" snl skit was pretty good
Yeah, no kidding.
Go to the Vikings Message Board on ESPN.com if you want to laugh and hear a bunch of whining.
I don't believe it...I just picked up Favre for my fantasy team...after all the smack I've talked about him. Still better than Alex Smith in the long run. I hope he lights the Cardinals secondary up, and that the Vikings still lose!
Packers @ Vikings rematch on Sun.
Favre says his shoulder feels "OK" and expects to play. Like there was any doubt, Drama Queen!
I love the guy but....... I hope he kicks the Pack's ass then packs up and goes home !! The season is dead and so is his career !!! I'll miss watching that fucker, it was never boring. That int. last year still kills me. Whatever the Vikes are jinxed anyway !!!
he ain't gonna finish the game
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