Originally Posted by
binnie
Guns ‘N’ Roses – Chinese Democracy (2008)
If ever a record was doomed to fail before anyone had ever heard it, this was it. Nothing – I mean NOTHING, not a blow job from Scarlet Johansen, a kiss from God, or the pin to Bill Gates’s credit card – could possibly live up to the anticipation which Axl Rose engendered around this record by spending such an inordinate amount of time recording it and allowing so much rumour to mask it in opinion which ranged from mystique to farce. Add into that Axl’s rather, errrrrrrm, ‘unorthodox’ methods of treating both his own fans and his band’s legacy, and 20+ years of primadonna behaviour, and what you have is a recipe not just for pre-judgement but flat-out blind prejudice. ‘It can’t work without Slash’ they screamed (surely Izzy would be a more significant absentee if you want to pursue that line of argument?); ‘Axl’s mad’ they wailed. ‘He’s lost his voice’….’he’s fat’……and so on. At this stage, anything Axl does will be unfairly mangled by the ramifications of his own persona.
But, to truly and fairly review this record we have to be clear from the outset about what it isn’t. Firstly, it is not a metal record – indeed, in places it is barely a hard rock one. Secondly it is not – and was clearly never intended to be – anything like ‘Appetite For Destruction’, the perennial albatross around all members of G’N’R (Velvet Revolver had the same problems bypassing its legacy). Indeed, aside from Rose’s distinctive pipes, much of ‘Chinese Democracy’ sounds little like anything G’N’R put down on record before it, and you can’t help thinking that if he’d called it a solo project it would have had a better reception by side-stepping the emotional attachment to the original band – indeed, given the long list of musicians and collaborators here, this was a record made by a ‘band’ only in the very, very notional sense of the term.
So, what is it then? Something of a noble failure if truth be told – a schizophrenic record full of glorious, glorious highs but marred by moments of baffling mediocrity. At its heart is Rose as singer-songwriter rather than fucked-up rock ‘n’ roll pariah, a side of his vision first shown on the ‘Illusions’ records. If there is a core to the sound it is piano-led songs layered in heavy guitar. At its worst (‘Catcher In the Rye’) it sounds like James Taylor arranged by Uncle Fester; at its best (see the quite frankly astounding ‘Prostitute’) Rose managed to deliver heavy music layered with genuinely adult emotion without sacrificing its immediacy – a rare thing in the world of metal. It may have one or two too many ballads – ‘This I Love’ sounds like a bloated Andrew Lloyd Webber out-take – but Rose is clearly at his most comfortable when displaying his more intimate side. ‘Sorry’ is a dark, claustrophobic reworking of the power ballad which displays both his lyrical cleverness and ability to suck you into his nightmarish world; whilst ‘If The World’ injects a rather conventional medium with elements of dub and trip hop (Portishead, anyone?) on the way to creating a luscious, dream-like soundscape of incredible beauty; and ‘Street of Dreams’ sounds a bit like Billy Joel with a screw loose – the hyperbole may be 20 years out of date, but it’s powerful nonetheless.
Best of all is ‘Riad N’ The Bedouins’, which is like nothing else in rock. It’s so gloriously over the top – like an Opera crammed into one sonata – so grandiose that it could only have been made a man who manages to make the ridiculous visceral and savage (‘Locomotive’, ‘Coma’….) – it sounds like Queen hitting you in the face with a brick. Combined with the bitterness which drips off the Trojan horse beauty of ‘There Was a Time’, and the sheer oddity of ‘Madagascar’ what we have are moments of dazzling vision, scope and vanity – at once captivating and instantly loveable.
The problem – and it’s a serious problem – is that the whole is much less than the sum of its parts. This is largely because of the record’s aforementioned ‘schizophrenic’ nature. The grandiose statement of the gems is out of step with the scuzzy rock ‘n’ roll of ‘Scraped’ (which is forgettable) and the titletrack (which sounds closest to the dirtied up glam rock which Guns made their name on, but is out of place here). The songs stand on their own merits – the near perfect rock song, ‘Better’, is a case in point – but feel like a miss-dressed ensemble together. Sacrificing some of these moments would have added cohesion and brought the record – which clocks in at 71 minutes – in at a more endurable pace.
The biggest problem here, however, was the length of the project’s gestation – the production is so overcooked and overthought, tweaking many of the sounds to the point of artificiality and layering the tunes in layer after layer of instrumentation, that is robs the songs of their raw power through suffocation. The real tragedy here is that these songs were not allowed to stand by themselves as a testament to Rose’s vision. But none of this makes for a disaster. Indeed, if truth be told, what we actually have here is a missed opportunity – there is so much of real quality here that had Rose relinquished control to a fresh set of (quality control) ears, the end result would have been a return with a bang rather than a whimper. A record as frustrating as its author, it is one which nevertheless remains criminally overlooked (not to mention under-rated) – a record which deserves to be admired for being so brazenly, and honestly, out of step with anything happening in the musical scene, ‘Chinese Democracy’ is a ginger peg stuck in a (rather pompous) hole of its own making.