I think I should be the next Army MOD!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Here's why!

I'm the girl everyone loves to hate! I can get more users reading and posting than a newly released Van Halen song! The women hate me, the men love me, the ones who don't still love to read my posts and banter with me. In reality, I'm a really nice person. Sweet Irony and I were once Nasty catfighters, now I'm proud to call her one of my best net friends! That goes for SoCalChelle too, we tore it up alot, but now were friends in life.

Controversy aside, I am the real deal when it comes to being a David Lee Roth / Van Halen Fan! For me it's more than just Dave's great ass or his hairy chest, it's about the music! I can break down VH history like most of the men. Being a guitar player, inspired by Eddie I look deeper into each song than just the lyrics and whos at the mic.

My perfect resolution for VH... IS to bring back Dave. I never felt this way until now, but the time is right. Dave is looking stellar with his new do and he's really worked up his vocals alot since the tour with Sammy. The brothers are in serious need of some luster and IMO the only way they can close the Van Halen Legacy is to go back to the original line up and ROTH and ROLL!

[SoCalChelle]

And you gotta admit, she's got bigger huevos than most of the guys here just to throw herself to the wolves like that. Oh yeah, I forgot...you LIKE wolves, dontcha?

You go girl....Fab a mod at the DLR Army, this I gotta see

[Dr. Love]

Contraversy is always welcome at the Army.

[Big Troubles]

Yeah except the weird thing is I got a PM today telling me that you were the biggest Sammy Fagar fan going? And that I should chat with you. Hmmmm....Wern't you at DDLR.com today posting? I could be wrong.

[Big Troubles]

"Dude, I am a ROTH fan FIRST but yeah I am a Sammy fan too. I like to call it Bi-Halen."

Fabulous Shadow

[Big Troubles]

Thats called riding the fence. Cut and fucking dry. Didn't we just go through this? DRLove?

[Warham]

Tsk Tsk Tsk. The Army doesn't need any fence jockeys. Too many now.

[Dr. Love]

Looks like your competition is here to fight for the position, Fab!

Besides, I think I've made my feelings on Van Hagar known lately.

[Triumph]

I will poop on any fan who finds Van Hagar acceptable, as mod my shit will stink and expose those who falter in the eyes of Roth.

Van Hagar THE Reunion is like poop re-entering my anal canal.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Give Triumph a forum to poop on.

[pete]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Yeah except the weird thing is I got a PM today telling me that you were the biggest Sammy Fagar fan going? And that I should chat with you. Hmmmm....Wern't you at DDLR.com today posting? I could be wrong.

fence rider all the way.

she may have been cool at the links.

she's just OK here.

maybe i should apply.

[Lou]

Originally I was gonna say that in no way should Fab be a mod as she's a Van Hagar fan, but come to think of it, that seems to be the in-thing these days if you want to be an Army mod--to be a Van Hagar fan.

[Dr. Love]

Originally I was gonna say that in no way should Fab be a mod as she acts like a crybaby girl and gets her panties in a bunch over anyone that disagrees with her, but come to think of it, that seems to be the in-thing these days with some Mods--to get in a huff about differing opinions.

[thefive]

Originally posted by pete
fence rider all the way.

she may have been cool at the links.

she's just OK here.

maybe i should apply.

You should. You got my vote Pete.

[pete]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Originally I was gonna say that in no way should Fab be a mod as she acts like a crybaby girl and gets her panties in a bunch over anyone that disagrees with her, but come to think of it, that seems to be the in-thing these days with some Mods--to get in a huff about differing opinions.

I get it.

Lou is the SHIT man!!!!

Dedication and passion with knowledge is a beautiful thing.

Knowledge alone is a kid just out of college who needs to drink more beer.

[Sweet Irony]

Doc, you are damn funny sometimes!

[Fabulous Shadow]

It it a crime to like more than one band? I like many bands.
Van Hagar just happens to be one of many. Will this picture win me any votes? LOL!!!

Maybe Roth himself would vote for me???
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Ok, I can't make the picture work... Any helpers????

[Dr. Love]

Fab, you just don't GET it. According to the Book of Lou, You MUST HATE Sam Hagar and Van Hagar to be a Roth Army Mod. If you don't, you're a VAN HAGAR TOOL. Got it? HUH!?!?!??

And if that didn't cause you enough concern, then how about this? If you become a mod WITHOUT renouncing your Van Hagar ways, people might ACTUALLY BE DISGUSTED WITH YOU!!! HOLY CRAP DUDE!!!

Yeah, it freakin floors me. I don't know how I live with myself, being the epitome of Van Hagar fandom, with my capri pants, my mumu and my sandals (with socks no less!!) AND modding at TWO DLR MESSAGE BOARDS!!! OH NO!!!

So really you should reconsider it, cause after all Big Bad Lou (and many others) might actually be offended by the fact that you like OTHER bands!

And if you didn't think there was a fence for you to sit on, let me assure you that many people here will construct one and perch you upon it.

You've been warned.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
"Dude, I am a ROTH fan FIRST but yeah I am a Sammy fan too. I like to call it Bi-Halen."

Fabulous Shadow

Dude! YOU pm'd me first! and YOU were the one who invited ME into a chat which I politly declined....

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Here's why!

I'm the girl everyone loves to hate! I can get more users reading and posting than a newly released Van Halen song! The women hate me, the men love me, the ones who don't still love to read my posts and banter with me. In reality, I'm a really nice person. Sweet Irony and I were once Nasty catfighters, now I'm proud to call her one of my best net friends! That goes for SoCalChelle too, we tore it up alot, but now were friends in life.

Controversy aside, I am the real deal when it comes to being a David Lee Roth / Van Halen Fan! For me it's more than just Dave's great ass or his hairy chest, it's about the music! I can break down VH history like most of the men. Being a guitar player, inspired by Eddie I look deeper into each song than just the lyrics and whos at the mic.

My perfect resolution for VH... IS to bring back Dave. I never felt this way until now, but the time is right. Dave is looking stellar with his new do and he's really worked up his vocals alot since the tour with Sammy. The brothers are in serious need of some luster and IMO the only way they can close the Van Halen Legacy is to go back to the original line up and ROTH and ROLL!

Yeah, yeah, yeah...the main question is: ARE YOU NAKED?

[pete]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Yeah, yeah, yeah...the main question is: ARE YOU NAKED?

We hear the Hooters are large.

Can ya post 'em for the cause?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Only if I win!

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Only if I win!

I'll vote for you if they're nice.

and they're all nice to me.

[Dr. Love]

Pete, you bastard!!

You better share.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pete
I'll vote for you if they're nice.

and they're all nice to me.

I ALWAYS vote for hoots.

ALWAYS.

[pete]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Pete, you bastard!!

You better share.

I hope your suave ass is behind me brutha!

(not literally)

ROFLMAO

[pete]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I ALWAYS vote for hoots.

ALWAYS.

I just gotta see how Fabulous!!!!!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Dude! YOU pm'd me first! and YOU were the one who invited ME into a chat which I politly declined....

? I PM'd you at DDLR.com awhile back. Period. I invited you to come to the Army and defend your love of Hagar and hatred for Angel. No one asked you to be mod for the Army. Especially when your a Hagar fan. No fence riding mods. Simple. I dont give a flying fuck if you wanna chat or not. If not, cool. I dont care. I was asked to PM you and find out what your major malfunction is Groupie.

[flappo]

..mods vs rockers

..teh rockers ALWAYS won !

[Fabulous Shadow]

I love ROTH! FIRST. That should be all that matters! You guys screw yourself by missing thateverythime you hear that someone also like Hagar. Roth fans should stick together and form a bigger union. Ya see there are alot of Dave only fans but there are GROVES of ROTH Fans when combined with the ones who also like Sammy. United we can speak volumes to the VH CAMP. We can form the Million Fan March. March right up to 5150 chanting WE WANT ROTH<< WE WANT ROTH... Maybe then Ed will hear us. As long as we fight eachother were just 2 groups of small voices!

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I love ROTH! FIRST. That should be all that matters! You guys screw yourself by missing thateverythime you hear that someone also like Hagar. Roth fans should stick together and form a bigger union. Ya see there are alot of Dave only fans but there are GROVES of ROTH Fans when combined with the ones who also like Sammy. United we can speak volumes to the VH CAMP. We can form the Million Fan March. March right up to 5150 chanting WE WANT ROTH<< WE WANT ROTH... Maybe then Ed will hear us. As long as we fight eachother were just 2 groups of small voices!

I can't hang with hagar Fans.

You can't say "I like ROTH ERA and spam era."

It's like saying I like "The Who" and "The Brady Six"

It means you never "really" listened to the "real" shit.

There is a difference in quality in so many ways.

Can we get back to the hooters issue at hand?

[pete]

I really think you'd be a great MOD.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Not True...

It's like saying

I LOVE Rock n Roll But I also enjoy Pop

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Not True...

It's like saying

I LOVE Rock n Roll But I also enjoy Pop

I love Great POP.

as long as some of the motivation is artistic.

Classic Van halen use to try different shit throughout their catalog.
Jazz, blues, old-timey shit, rock, punk (even ie"loss of control)

V Hagar never broke from the same shit.
unless they were failing miserably to attempt a recreation of classic.
"let's follow trends - we can't create them anymore)

[Fabulous Shadow]

How do you vote???

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
How do you vote???

ah ah AH - Hooter's 1st!

LOL

[Fabulous Shadow]

Just tell me... I been stuck a 3 for days now. i at least got to vote for myself!!!!

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I been stuck a 3 for days now.

Is there any video of this?

heheheh

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Just tell me... I been stuck a 3 for days now. i at least got to vote for myself!!!!

There is a poll setup for you.

[thefive]

Lets ask Elvis what he thinks on this subject.