Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave

[Diamondjimi]

Actually, when I first read the thread title I thought.... Goddamn, GAR finally caught the bastard!

[Seshmeister]

Wonder what she did to his dick that he had to go to hospital?

She tore his frenulum which I Imagine would be pretty painful...

[ELVIS]

I call fake!

[chefcraig]

Then there would be the problem of him being able to get a stiffy in order for her to force her snatch onto his dick.

Reread the article.

"She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra."

I'm fairly certain that if I was handcuffed to a radiator, then force-fed a steady diet of pitchers full of beer, chicken wings and potato skins featuring chopped up Viagra along with bacon and Jack cheese as toppings, not only could a woman have her way with me, I'd more than likely be named Time magazine's "Husband Of The Year". This would be predicated upon my being able to see the tv set and of course, having access to the remote.

[Anonymous]

This is very old news, but it did make me want to start a creer in crime.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Little Texan]

Reread the article.



I'm fairly certain that if I was handcuffed to a radiator, then force-fed a steady diet of pitchers full of beer, chicken wings and potato skins featuring chopped up Viagra along with bacon and Jack cheese as toppings, not only could a woman have her way with me, I'd more than likely be named Time magazine's "Husband Of The Year". This would be predicated upon my being able to see the tv set and of course, having access to the remote.

Yeah, I saw that about the Viagra, but Viagra doesn't necessarily mean instant boners. I mean, there still has to be a certain amount of desire and sexual interest there in order to get a boner. I've had those sexual types of problems before, and took Viagra, and it had no effect on me, so I know from experience it doesn't guarantee a hard on.

[Nitro Express]

Doesn't seem that a man could be raped by an attractive woman, anyway...

That is, unless he is gay...

Then there would be the problem of him being able to get a stiffy in order for her to force her snatch onto his dick.

She force fed him viagra so his wood was hard. She must have rode his cock like a Amazon and broke it. She could have injected it will perm chemicals and burned it with a curling iron.

[Nitro Express]

The day my wood doesn't get stiff is the day the gun comes out of the closet and I put one in my brain. Life has no purpose if the pecker doesn't work.

[Little Texan]

The day my wood doesn't get stiff is the day the gun comes out of the closet and I put one in my brain. Life has no purpose if the pecker doesn't work.

You could always get one of those penile implants that you pump up!

[chefcraig]

You could always get one of those penile implants that you pump up!

That reminded me of a classic bit by Buddy Hackett, from an old HBO special.

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[rocknrolldork]

That reminded me of a classic bit by Buddy Hackett, from an old HBO special.

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That joke is a classic!