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    DLR ran in the NYC Marathon ?!

    I don't remember this, but if it's accurate, cool beans !!!

    Let's see fatass do that....

    NYC Marathon Facts: 7 Things You Didn't Know About The New York City Marathon

    1. Some Celebrity Marathoners Are Actually Pretty Good. While the likes of David Lee Roth (6:04:43) and Mike Huckabee (5:33:39) did about as well as you'd expect them to do, some celebs who've tried their hand at marathon running have put in some respectable times. William Baldwin (3:24:29), Meredith Baxter (4:08:30), and Anthony Edwards (3:55:40), who's running it again this year, have some of the best celebrity times in the New York City Marathon. Of course Lance Armstrong blows these times out of the water with his 2:46:43 finish, but we're going to say that he's in a slightly different category than everybody else.
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    Huckabee beat Dave ??

    That's pretty bad...

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    6 hours? He was just fucking about.

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    Dave just didn't want to spill any of his drink...

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    Dave probably stopped for a while at a titty bar half way through the race.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Dave just didn't want to spill any of his drink...
    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Dave probably stopped for a while at a titty bar half way through the race.
    These assumptions are probably quite true... remember, it's Roth we're talkin' about.

    He's in better shape at almost 60, though he looks 34-38, than 98% of the world. Plus he rocked/s harder than everyone else.

    Will Lance Armstrong look like he's in his 30s when he's Dave's age?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Well, it seems doucherag's not in Jersey anymore......

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    Quote Originally Posted by deero View Post
    Umm, Lance Armstrong isn't a marathon runner dipshit--he rides bicycles. This sounds like more dlr propaganda. A legend in his own mind and adored by many in the throes of identity panic. "Ohhhh, I bet dave went to a titty bar", "I love him", "Where's my lotion?" Dave......Dave........
    Deero missed the part about it being celebrity. Dave isnt a pro marathon runner idiot. Interesting that your on Lance Armstrongs tip.

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    Finally you got it right, Dave would have strippers following him (female of course), and Dave is a Superhero, every hair band/80's band wanted a singer like him.
    So thank you for pointing out what we already knew. There may be hope for you Mr, Cherone.

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    Cherone wouldn't be caught dead in Alabama. Or making idiotic posts like Doucherag, for that matter.

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    Lance Armstrong has done the NY Marathon (twice), in addition to the Boston Marathon. He started his athletic career as a swimmer and was a top ranked amateur triathlete. It is rumored he may participate in triathlons again in 2010. So, he does do more than ride bicycles.

    You (deero), on the other hand, don't appear to do much more than post like a retard on this board.

    Enjoy yourself keeping up with all the activity on the Roth Army Forum. It appears to be a wise investment of your time.

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    I think Dave just likes to keep busy whether dabbling in mountain climbing, shooting, running, being an emt, etc. Dave is not just going to sit at his mansion, enjoy his money and fade away. If he can't be in the studio or on tour, he has got to be doing something. I admire that about him.
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    Well after a threesome with two strippers, some ganja and some JD. I say that Diamond Dave is a speed demon compared to those who partake in similar vices!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    I don't remember this, but if it's accurate, cool beans !!!
    It was 1987.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonrisa salvaje View Post
    I think Dave just likes to keep busy whether dabbling in mountain climbing, shooting, running, being an emt, etc. Dave is not just going to sit at his mansion, enjoy his money and fade away. If he can't be in the studio or on tour, he has got to be doing something. I admire that about him.
    Exactly so, well said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CVH Rulz View Post
    It was 1987.
    Yup, looks like you're right....

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    Year First Name Last Name Sex/Age State Time
    1987 DAVID ROTH M33 CA 6:04:43

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    Quote Originally Posted by letsrock View Post
    Deero missed the part about it being celebrity. Dave isnt a pro marathon runner idiot. Interesting that your on Lance Armstrongs tip.
    Deero wants to roll Lance's one remaining testicle around in his mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deero View Post
    Umm, Lance Armstrong isn't a marathon runner dipshit--he rides bicycles. This sounds like more dlr propaganda. A legend in his own mind and adored by many in the throes of identity panic. "Ohhhh, I bet dave went to a titty bar", "I love him", "Where's my lotion?" Dave......Dave........
    Umm, dipshit, Lance Armstrong was running triathlons during his hiatus/retirement from cycling and I believe he has run several marathons before returning to the Tour...

    Edit: I see this guy beat me to it with the truth...

    Quote Originally Posted by riggodrill44 View Post
    Lance Armstrong has done the NY Marathon (twice), in addition to the Boston Marathon. He started his athletic career as a swimmer and was a top ranked amateur triathlete. It is rumored he may participate in triathlons again in 2010. So, he does do more than ride bicycles.

    You (deero), on the other hand, don't appear to do much more than post like a retard on this board.

    Enjoy yourself keeping up with all the activity on the Roth Army Forum. It appears to be a wise investment of your time.
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