Hey, I'm back

[Seshmeister]

[ZahZoo]

Does that mean I'm like, bugspray?

Nah... just the bright light that causes the critters to scramble!!

[Sensible Shoes]

WOW. You are all being way too nice to me. I'm not complaining, just waiting for the fallout when the honeymoon is over again.

Thanks Zah.

[Elitest]

Hiya Shoes Im back too....LOL....

[Elitest]

WOW. You are all being way too nice to me. I'm not complaining, just waiting for the fallout when the honeymoon is over again.

Thanks Zah.

How are the dogs etc ? :tongue0011:

[Golden AWe]

the dump meisters are getting outnumbered by the dump mistresses!

we have always been overpowered by them though

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh My GOODNESS! I had no idea you were here!

Shadagee Irish Setters

[hambon4lif]

Nah... just the bright light that causes the critters to scramble!!

I'm about as much of a 'critter' as you are 'funny'.

Damn, gramps! If they don't start printing jokes on the backs of Geritol bottles....SOON...you're in a world of trouble when it comes to being humorous.

[hideyoursheep]

Well, it's a good god damn thing, there's far too much testosterone around this shithole anyway...

:0

Yeah...you're right.

With the exception of chan, Kristy and GAR, this place is a sausagefest.


My apologies to Sensible Boobs.....I mean, Shoes.

[Sensible Shoes]

Elitest is back. Notice I know how to spell it this time!

[ZahZoo]

I'm about as much of a 'critter' as you are 'funny'.

Damn, gramps! If they don't start printing jokes on the backs of Geritol bottles....SOON...you're in a world of trouble when it comes to being humorous.

Ok true... you ain't a critter. That was a low blow. Sorry... I take it back.

I should respect a Class A, Prime Varmit like you more, I suppose... but hey, we're all dirty rotten scoundrels anyhow, so what's in a name..?

Cute old joke... but a little stale.

I thought it was a nice and well deserved compliment for Shoes. No worries... I don't plan on quiting my day job to do stand up comedy...

[yah]

Good to see you back,Shoes
I was only on DDLR forums for a while but those were some fun times,just before and during the time Roth finally rejoined the band.
Back then I was battling with Hyman Roth quite a bit....heh

[Sensible Shoes]

Ah yes, Yah, I remember it well

[Seshmeister]

[Sensible Shoes]

I just don't know what to say about that.

[ZahZoo]

LMAO... didn't see that one "coming"...

[Seshmeister]

I've been grinning about that one all day...

[GAR]

Clear!

[hideyoursheep]

Queer!

You're welcome.

[GAR]

So when anyone else calls for a Queer in the room, expect to see Hideyoursheep's limp wrist poised and flagellating..

[Nickdfresh]

Well, it didn't do much for her, but certainly helped him.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hijack! Hijack!!!!

[Angel]

Holy Shit!!!! Hello gorgeous lady! How the HELL are you?

There's about 30 posts in here I want to ad something to, this is going to take awhile!!!!

[Angel]

Facebook started all well. It even had applications, that helped me approach naughty females. The good thing was people didn't feel they're on a dating site, when they used FB applications for finding other people.

Now I have relatives as friends...can I still post about my underwear, farts, boners, etc.? NO!

I hear ya, Awe!! Mind you, I did hook up with an old childhood friend on FB, only to discover she's got a kinky side to her, and I'm finally getting some after a 3 year dry spell. I can just imagine how the shit would hit the fan if I was to post that there... everybody we went to high school with is on there!!!!

[Sarge]

So, were you Sensible Shoes, and then couldn't remember the password and now you are Shoes, Sensible?
If so let me know and I will merge those accounts....
Shoot me a PM and also include your email
Breasts,
Sarge

[Angel]

Angel is here some days, then gone for weeks.

And here Angel is again... I'm not here a lot because my life is so fucking busy! Plus, I got a beautiful new car this year which just begs for road trips. I've put about 13000 miles on it since getting her in July. (Sounds better in KM - around 20k). Now that the roads are covered in ice & snow, I have a feeling I'll be around a bit more often. Until I start rehearsing my next play, anyway.

[Angel]

Who's sending stuffing recipes? Are these stuffing experts?

I remember some damned nice side dishes too. Like, I wanted to come to dinner.

Okay, my demented little mind is taking this ALL SORTS of places.

...it's good to be home...

[Angel]

Speaking of torment....I've been chasing this woman for the last few months, and it turns out the reason I haven't captured her with my undeniable charm and good looks, is because she likes pussy almost as much as I do! I am relentless in my pursuit, and surrender is not in my creed ( I HAVE to have this one.....I just HAVE to!!).

He he... I COMPLETELY understand the one-track mind thing, hammie... even though I seem to have deleted that part out of the quote. LOL

Now, here's what you need to do. You need to find a hot chick that likes to play, you'll get your hotty into the sack, and I'm sure you won't mind the fact that you'll have to have two pussies there with you!

I went to my high school reunion recently, and there was some heavy duty mutual attraction going on between me and a very dear old friend. (She's the cutie with the dark hair in my avatar, known her since I was 10 years old). Her and her guy both have extremely healty sexual appetites and attitudes. Turns out he's been telling her for awhile that she should find a girlfriend. I, of course was more than happy to oblige.

[Angel]

Oh My GOODNESS! I had no idea you were here!

Wow, Shoes & Elitest... deja vu! I say we need a "ladies forum"... I couldn't think of two better mods for it!

Great to see both of you here, holy shit... it's been a long time, hasn't it?

[Susie Q]

Welcome back girls! From someone who posts as sporadic as a snow storm in Florida..

[Angel]

Susie, How the hell are ya?

[Susie Q]

Hey Angel Kickin' ass and takin' down the names at the moment.

It's snowing right now which is my favorite part of this time of year. Nice to have some stress release of some sort...