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    Question Jesus take the wheel?


    Jim Stevens standing next to his truck with the image of Jesus on the window. The image
    has been there for two weeks and appears every morning when the morning dew is on the window.
    (Lee Talbert / Johnson City Press)



    Did Jesus take the wheel? Jonesborough resident claims image of Jesus appears in truck window
    By Brad Hicks
    Press Staff Writer
    bhicks@johnsoncitypress.com


    Jonesborough resident Jim Stevens admits he’s not a particularly religious person, but even he is awed by what he has seen nearly every morning for the last couple of weeks on the driver’s side window of his Isuzu pickup truck.

    It was two weeks ago today that an image, resembling the face of Jesus, made its first appearance on the window. Stevens, who said he has a “bum shoulder,” was having friends from Rogersville help move some items. He entered his truck from the passenger’s side to put his drink inside the vehicle. He said when he went around the truck to the driver’s side, the image was there. Initially, Stevens said he figured the image would go away and that would be the end of it.

    But since it first showed up, a morning dew has led to the appearance of the image. Later in the day, when the dew from the morning evaporates, Stevens said the image goes with it. However, when the dew returns the next morning so does the image on the window. Even rolling the window up and down has not stopped it from reappearing.

    Stevens said no matter who sees the image, the reaction is the same, as a recent trip to the grocery store proved. He said a woman at the store had seen the image prior to him entering. By the time Stevens had bought a few small items, a number of the store’s employees and patrons had been out to catch of glimpse his window.

    “There was no doubt when they came out they saw what they saw,” he said.

    Stevens said he has not done anything to or had anything in the truck to explain the sudden appearance of the image. However, he’s not ready to see it go.

    “Of course, I’m not going to wash it,” he said of the window.

    Stevens said he believes strange things happen and that he has no explanation for the image on his truck’s window.

    “Why it happened to me, I don’t know,” he said. “I have no idea.”

    JohnsonCityPress.com - Local News - Johnson City, TN
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    Fuck that ain't Jesus......that's the Zig Zag Man, man.
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    Could be either one, I guess. But since Our Lord might be appearing in the Morning Dew, I guess that means that He is a Deadhead after all.......

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    That explains a lot about The Dead

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    Of course, he or someone could've drawn that on the window when it was moist, and now it keeps reappearing, but that's just a thought.

    Probably God put it there.

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    Gotta suck making out in the car and then Jesus appears on the window. Total buzzkill
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    That's nothing.
    I have the image of the Last Supper appear on my car window every morning. They are all playing poker and the cards change every day.
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