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    Maxi's Pad

    'ello peeps.

    Attention whore thread here, no?

    Just wanna say 'ello to old friends and catch up.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Hello MAX, welcome aboard and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! Thanks for joining our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Enjoy your stay!

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    Max! Were you a Sheep Pen contributewhore?

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    Hello good evening and welcome........
    Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
    the chazzers are so lucky
    so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAX View Post
    'ello peeps.

    Attention whore thread here, no?

    Just wanna say 'ello to old friends and catch up.
    You seem familiar... I want to say you were the one posting giant pictures of pandas?




























    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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    Hey Max!

    Looking forward to some more good recipes.

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    Welcome back, Max.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Welcome back to the Pad...
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    Hey Max!

    Looking forward to some more good recipes.

    has he posted his chili rellenos?....mmmm....

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    No chance RothFarts returns?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    No chance RothFarts returns?

    you mean Rothfans? :tongue0011:

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    has he posted his chili rellenos?....mmmm....
    What about His Meat-Balls?
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    What about His Meat-Balls?
    Wouldn't you like to know....


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    Dan, never ask about another dude's meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Dan, never ask about another dude's meat.
    How Rude.

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    Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy

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    Talking Now wait just a minute here...

    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy
    T.M.I., young lady!

    What up, MAX?



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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    you mean Rothfans? :tongue0011:
    You say potato......


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    Welcome back Maximus !

    I just saw the title thread and the joke only just clicked,
    Hope all is smooth sailing across the Salt Lake !
    Or are you elsewhere now ???
    Man, it feels like you havent been here in over 18 months ??
    I see even the old chap Loungie has sprung forth with
    some form of welcome ! lol
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    has he posted his chili rellenos?....mmmm....
    He'll have to post that in his old cooking thread that I just dug up and one of the mods re-stickied. I love Chile Rellenos!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Love View Post
    You seem familiar... I want to say you were the one posting giant pictures of pandas?


    I think it was Frank Zappa, actually...

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    Heya Maximus! Good to see ya again!

    Also, Bomber keeps asking about you. Think he misses you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    He'll have to post that in his old cooking thread that I just dug up and one of the mods re-stickied. I love Chile Rellenos!
    the recipe is up now! and it's damn good

    I am making Max's Philli Cheese steak sammiches tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    Heya Maximus! Good to see ya again!

    Also, Bomber keeps asking about you. Think he misses you.
    hi Grant, please tell Bomber that Max and I both say 'ello

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    hi Grant, please tell Bomber that Max and I both say 'ello
    Will do, DG. Cheers!

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    Where is Bomber ?? get his bum back here too...
    the Blues and teh Bombers have done really BADD IN THE OFFSEASON.
    FUCK! I need a light here I cant see shit.........

    I might call it a night

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    Return of the Gladiator... hmmm.

    Welcome back!!
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    I love Chile Rellenos!
    There's this great place Zuni's in San Antonio that does great rellenos.. under $20 bucks right onthe river..

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    Why are MAXI pads required ??
    Is that if you have a MAXI VAG ??

    I much prefer tampons, you can pretend they
    are little mice with tails and make em all run
    around all over the place !

    They love sneaking into crevices and boxes the little buggers !!
    Those MAXI pads look like a matress for a small child ??
    I've seen em in the shop !!
    Crikey.... Feel sorry for anyone that has to stuff those fuckers
    in their undies !!!

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    Been a long time Max, hope that everything is good my friend......
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    No chance RothFarts returns?

    We all had our "cherries" broken here amigo! Sowwry bout life is 'bout' adjustment's ey? Peace!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    You say potato......

    ... and I say Fuck You...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    ... and I say Fuck You...
    Because you can say that here

    Isn't that nice?

    Over at RothChats if you said that, you'd be called rude, and threatened with an "itchy banning finger"



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    I am a rude cunt.
    But not mean spirited.
    Cocksuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    ... and I say Fuck You...



    where have I heard that before??

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Because you can say that here

    Isn't that nice?

    Over at RothChats if you said that, you'd be called rude, and threatened with an "itchy banning finger"


    had max known you were so sensitive, I'm sure he wouldnt have said such a horrible thing to you, I hope you can some day get over it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    I am a rude cunt.
    But not mean spirited.
    Cocksuckers.
    So you are not mean spirited to Cocksuckers ??
    If male, Im very rude to them !!!

    Fookin polesmokers !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    had max known you were so sensitive, I'm sure he wouldnt have said such a horrible thing to you, I hope you can some day get over it....
    Amen To That.

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    MAX is all about love and stuff, where the fuck is he ???
    I miss him. He is a good bloke. I think after the latest
    round of dickwads, we are all a little wiser..
    DG, are you with him ?? hope so.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    MAX is all about love and stuff, where the fuck is he ???
    I miss him. He is a good bloke. I think after the latest
    round of dickwads, we are all a little wiser..
    DG, are you with him ?? hope so.....
    Yes, Max was just singing "All You Need Is Love" as he fell asleep last night.

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