My favorite Tiger commercial...
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"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
I betcha "indefinitely" means about a week before the Masters.....
We'll see how much the distractions die down....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Over 25 000 children died today of preventable disease and malnutrition.
Another 25 000 will die tomorrow so why is it everywhere I look all that I have heard anywhere for the last week or two is that a man who plays a very silly game very well has stuck his penis in some women who he isn't married to?
It's been the first thing on the news for fuck sake.
You can't see why that is ??
Nice catch, Pojo. I knew I had seen that a few years ago.
Jokes are flying:
What is Tiger Woods new nickname?
Cheetah.
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?
Santa only has 3 ho-ho-hos.
Tiger's new Nike ad.
Tiger Woods porn parody cummin' up
the "Tiger's" impression is fookin' hilarious
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
New Nike Ad
I heard that "sources say" his wife is getting ready to divorce him on ABC News last night...
I'd totally divorce him if I was her...
Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:41 pm EST
Pat Burns gets to the bottom of this Tiger Woods mess
By Sean Leahy
Before he became a Stanley Cup-winning head coach, Pat Burns was a police officer and now that he's living in Florida, he's made some friends in the Florida Highway Patrol. So when Tiger Woods crashed his SUV into a tree in late-November, Burns reached out to his local police buddies to get the inside scoop on what really went down that night.
Burns revealed what he found out during an interview with CKAC Sports radio in Montreal this week. According to the former NHL coach, Woods was knocked in the face with a golf club by his wife, Elin Nordegren, and was left with a deep cut on his cheek and down two front teeth after she confronted him after reading text messages from one of the golfer's numerous mistresses.
From the Phoenix New Times:
"He kept saying there was nothing there. He went to watch television ... then suddenly, bang! A nine-iron in the face!" Burns tells the station. "He left the house running without shoes. Elin followed him with the club. He left in his Escalade. She followed him and broke two or three windows. That's why he hit the tree."
Burns went on to say that the current Vanity Fair cover boy flew to Phoenix for emergency dental and plastic surgery, making him unavailable to local police after the news broke.
From the Ottawa Sun:
"They took him to hospital in Orlando. Elin was in the ambulance with him and called his agent. He suggested that they meet at the hospital. Once there, the doctors said he needed plastic surgery to repair the broken teeth, but only one institution could do it, in Phoenix (Arizona). The agent warmed up the jet to he could leave for Phoenix where they could fix his face. This explains (Woods') absence when the police wanted to meet him the following days," Pat Burns told the station.
With that kind of detective work and his police sources, Burns could grab a post-hockey job with the upcoming TMZ Sports or at least with Scooby-Doo and the gang.
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Would you have married him?Originally Posted by ELVIS
Would you be into anal?
OJ.jpg another sequel
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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