here are a couple of my albums....

[ace diamond]

Hey "ACE CAVELOCKFUCK"

DO NOT EVER SPEAK TO SUSIE Q LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! READ THIS, YOU BLIND, ONE NUTTED BITCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Or else, WE'LL skullfuck you!!!

oh yeah?
you and what army?
to quote myself from the lyrics to my own song "skullfuckin'"
"I'LL SKULLFUCK YOU TO DEATH"
gee, max, if you are going to quote my lyrics, at least get it right, assbag.
you don't scare me little boy.
we've already been through this, remember?
you ain't gonna do shit.
besides, i did not fire the first shot.
don't you know it's foolish to go sticking your nose in other people's business, let they cut it off and spite your face?

[ace diamond]

what the fuck is that in his avatar? Or did i just subject myself to hell?

Welcome To Hell.
Enjoy Your Stay.

[MAX]

oh yeah?
you and what army?
to quote myself from the lyrics to my own song "skullfuckin'"
"I'LL SKULLFUCK YOU TO DEATH"
gee, max, if you are going to quote my lyrics, at least get it right, assbag.
you don't scare me little boy.
we've already been through this, remember?
you ain't gonna do shit.
besides, i did not fire the first shot.
don't you know it's foolish to go sticking your nose in other people's business, let they cut it off and spite your face?

Oh dear lord,

You CANNOT be for real?

No human being nor even a primate, like a cute monkey can be THIS pathetic!!! Maybe I'm wrong? Dunno?

Look dude, yer music sucks and I've been a practicing guitarist since '83. Yes, you do blow!!!

Fortunately, I have a date in 20 min and don't wanna let her down (won't cos I've been with her before. )

Anyhoo, you're an ARMY legend cos you're the funnest punching bag since Jizzy...

Fuck that, you're the best around!!!

[MAX]

Ah, fuck ace, you're done now....

Ya done pissed off The Pad.



Didnt I tell you this clown was trouble, Maxi?

Sorry to repeat but who is this guy?

[ace diamond]

Oh dear lord,

You CANNOT be for real?

No human being nor even a primate, like a cute monkey can be THIS pathetic!!! Maybe I'm wrong? Dunno?

dead wrong

Look dude, yer music sucks and I've been a practicing guitarist since '83.

SO FUCKING WHAT.

Yes, you do blow!!!

PLEASE KEEP YOUR HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES TO YOURSELF

Fortunately, I have a date in 20 min and don't wanna let her down (won't cos I've been with her before. )

OH, YOU'VE GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND, HUH?
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
BE ALL THE HOMOSEXUAL YOU CAN BE.......IN THE FAGGOT ARMY!

Anyhoo, you're a ROTH ARMY legend cos you're the funnest punching bag since Jizzy...

WHO?

Fuck that, you're the best around!!!

WHATEVER, DUDE.

[LoungeMachine]

Sorry to repeat but who is this guy?

The assclown that was banned from RothChats [as well as here]

Mr. Blind HIV+ guy

[Unchainme]

Welcome To Hell.
Enjoy Your Stay.

YouTube - FAT!

[Seshmeister]

Not for the first time its got me thinking about how fucked up some of the people might be that are standing around you when you are at a Roth/Van Halen show.

[ace diamond]

[LoungeMachine]

Ace Diamond Experience

Nods to Frehley, DLR, and Jimi in the name, yet can't sing, play guitar, or write a song.

[ace diamond]

Ace Diamond Experience

Nods to Frehley, DLR, and Jimi in the name, yet can't sing, play guitar, or write a song.

actually, DLR had nothing to do with it.

it's Ace Frehley and his guitar solo at the end of "Black Diamond" on KISS
"ALIVE!" which is my favorite Ace Frehley Guitar Solo, and the "Experience"
part was a nod to James Marshall Hendrix, who is the greatest guitarist of all time, but much like Bob Dylan and Ace Frehley, Jimi Hendrix couldn't fucking sing for shit.
If there is an award for the worlds worst band, worst singer, worst guitarist,
worst songwriter, worst performer, worst album, etc........that is the award I
have always been gunning for.
I want to be the worst in the world, and i want to win the internationally
recognized award for it.
other awards i would like to win:
i want to be officially declared by the pope as "The Anti-Christ"
hell, i want to be declared "the ugliest man alive"
just imagine all the press and business i could scare up.
concert attendance and album sales.......merch sales.......think about the potential.........there is really good promotion and a ton of money to be made
by being officially delared the worst and being declared "the anti-christ"
by the pope!
"THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IS TO OFFEND
THE GREATEST NUMBER OF PEOPLE"-
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

[LoungeMachine]

no one cares, moron....

once again the joke goes right over you.

[ace diamond]

no one cares, moron....

once again the joke goes right over you.

yet you are the one who brought it up.
gee, for someone who claims not to give a damn,
you show an awful lot of interest.

otherwise you would not have made the post about where you suspected i got the name of my band.

[VanHalenFan5150]

children should be seen and not heard.
now go do your homework.
it's almost your bedtime.

Well if they should be seen and heard, none of us would be here.

And I don't have any homework tonight, we just have exams this week.

Unless you count researching the Punic Wars for history class, but I already did that.

And I don't go to bed until 10:30, a healthy time for me, I get plenty of time for sleep and whatever else.

Tonight I treated myself to volume one of the DragonBall Z manga.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

oh yeah?
you and what army?
to quote myself from the lyrics to my own song "skullfuckin'"
"I'LL SKULLFUCK YOU TO DEATH"
gee, max, if you are going to quote my lyrics, at least get it right, assbag.
you don't scare me little boy.
we've already been through this, remember?
you ain't gonna do shit.
besides, i did not fire the first shot.
don't you know it's foolish to go sticking your nose in other people's business, let they cut it off and spite your face?

what ARMY? WHAT army? what army...?

maybe the fucking ROTH ARMY!!!!!
you fuck.