here are a couple of my albums....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

oh.....shit......sides.......hurt.......can't..... ....breathe..........need.......air........

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i repeat. hold your breath for five minutes and the pain will go away (our pain)

[COL. SANDERS]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i repeat. hold your breath for five minutes and the pain will go away (our pain)

boy,there must be something wrong with your funny bone.
why don't you sit a spell and some of my tasty Kentucky Fried Chicken
with my special mixture of 11 herbs and spices.
cooked over an open hellfire flame!
that oughtta fix ya right up, son.

mmmm....mmmm.........mmmmmm....mmmmmmmm
it's finger lickin' good!

[Hardrock69]

where's the one where there's a Marshall stack on stage and you're plugged into an empty box of cheerios?

Opening for a Kiss tribute band. Wow. Sheer genius.

[Hardrock69]

mmmm....mmmm.........mmmmmm....mmmmmmmm
it's finger lickin' good!

It's finger-lickin' shit no matter which way you throw it on youtube.

[Susie Q]

This is what I was talking about, how awful this self mutilation is. He said it was a matter of MY opinion in the other thread. Quite a few in here as well think your music is bullshit too Ace. I would stop embarrassing yourself while you are ahead.

You know what, I had a huge two paragraph reply to this thread, but I don't want to expend my energy on clearly a complete laughing stock of the internet community.

I will just keep thanking the comedians and ass kickers in this thread until my THANK YOU BUTTON has nothing left on it anymore.

[Anonymous]

I would stop embarrassing yourself while you are ahead.

Ahead???

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Of what?

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Hate to concur here, Susie but........this would be more of a quit while you're behind kinda thang

[jhale667]

Nothing wrong with posting demos - IF they don't SUCK...

Actually 665 & 667 are neighbour's of the beast. 555 is 5 blocks down the street...

Thanks for clearing that up for DisgrACE...

Besides, everyone knows I'm the neighbor of the beast.

where's the one where there's a Marshall stack on stage and you're plugged into an empty box of cheerios?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Ahead???

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Of what?

Cheers! :bottle:

an oncoming train?

[Anonymous]

Thanks for clearing that up for DisgrACE...

Besides, everyone knows I'm the neighbor of the beast.

You're ONE of the neighbours of the Beast. The first on the right.

Looking AT the house, that is.

If you look FROM the house, you're the first on the left.

Then there's the one on the left - or right - the front neighbour (looking FROM the house - if you look AT the house, then it's the Beast who's the front neighbour (of the Beast's front neighbour)) the right-sided front neighbour, the left-sided front neighbour, and... how many houses can one count as neighbour?

I mean, I think the two on each side still count as neighbours. Maybe the third can count as neighbour as well?

If so, that totals up some, let's see, three on each side, 6, plus one up front, 7, plus 3 to each side of that one... 13!

Makes sense. It's gotta be bad luck living in the Beast's neighbourhood.

But with the Beast is 14. So maybe it's not so unlucky?

J, you're one of the neighbours. What's your take?

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

J, you're one of the neighbours. What's your take?

Cheers! :bottle:

It's cool...and we have specific rules against "music" like Ace's. Satan doesn't wanna hear that shit.

[chefcraig]

It's cool...and we have specific rules against "music" like Ace's. Satan doesn't wanna hear that shit.

Try living at my end of the block. The guys across the street apparently got shot up in some drug war well south of the border, so all I get to hear are Ricky Ricardo style music and (oddly enough) Air Supply ballads.

[jhale667]

See?

Try living at my end of the block. The guys across the street apparently got shot up in some drug war well south of the border, so all I get to hear are Ricky Ricardo style music and (oddly enough) Air Supply ballads.

TOLD you your side of the street should have joined the "Netherworld Neighborhood Watch" when you had the chance...

[LoungeMachine]

It's cool...and we have specific rules against "music" like Ace's. Satan doesn't wanna hear that shit.

Actually Satan plays that shit 24/7

Why you think they call it HELL?

[chefcraig]

TOLD you your side of the street should have joined the "Netherworld Neighborhood Watch" when you had the chance...

I had my doubts how it was being run, both then and now. If you truly believe that Liberace and Paul Lynde running around with flashlights and water pistols filled with jelly constitutes neighborhood security, I beg to differ.