here are a couple of my albums....

[chefcraig]

You honestly don't cringe when you watch your live clips?

Hard to watch what ya can't see.

[kwame k]

Hard to watch what ya can't see.

Keep forgetting about that

[ace diamond]

you honestly don't cringe when you watch your live clips?

Delusional, much?

well, kwame, i did not post on youtube the
parts that make me cringe.
I only post the parts i like.

I have plenty more footage that i have not posted.

[ace diamond]

are we having any fun yet?

[LoungeMachine]

well, kwame, i did not post on youtube the
parts that make me cringe.
I only post the parts i like.

I have plenty more footage that i have not posted.

Wha??????

You mean there's WORSE that we haven't seen yet?



:cringe:

[kwame k]

A mod better dump any fucking thing that's worse than what I've seen.....Jesus, even we should have some standards here

[ace diamond]

Wha??????

You mean there's WORSE that we haven't seen yet?



:cringe:

yes, lounge, there most certainly is.
however, i will not be posting it.
you're welcome.

now that i've done you a favor, you owe me one.

[ace diamond]

A mod better dump any fucking thing that's worse than what I've seen.....Jesus, even we should have some standards here

kwame, even i have standards.
hence why those bits of footage have not been posted.

[LoungeMachine]

now that i've done you a favor, you owe me one.

Fine, send Blondie over.

I'll show her what a real penis is for.



You're welcome

[ace diamond]

Fine, send Blondie over.

I'll show her what a real penis is for.



You're welcome

i have told blondie the horrible things you have said about her.........
not cool, dude.
she never did anything wrong to you.
leave her alone.

the favor i request from you in return is that you go over to roth fans,
and you post a public apology to her, that everyone can read.
that means you start a thread and post the apology letter to her there.

you have no right to say the shit about her that you have said.
she is deeply hurt by what you have said.

it needs to stop.

you want to battle with me, fine.
leave here alone.
using her to get to me in a scrap is a out of bounds.

true, i went and said something unkind about your wife.
however, i did that after you have been insulting blondie for quite some time.

just remember, just because she seldom posts here, doesn't mean she does not read things that are posted here.

you, sparkie, susie q, kwame k, etc..................if you want to insult me,
that is perfectly fine.
leave her out of your insults.
she has never done anything wrong to any of you and does not deserve the cruel fucking things you have all said about her.

you all owe her a big apology.

[LoungeMachine]

Fuck you ace.

Does Blondie know what you called Susie Q?

hypocrite.

I dont post by your rules, because you dont give a shit about anyone else.

Get it yet?

[LoungeMachine]

the favor i request from you in return .

In return for what?

I owe you a favor?



fuck you, ace.

One day you'll learn you reap what you sow.

[VanHalenFan5150]

are we having any fun yet?

A flare gun, eight bodies, and a Lars Umlat wannabe on stage with a Marshall Halfstack and a Les Paul.

Tsk tsk.

[ace diamond]

Fuck you ace.

Does Blondie know what you called Susie Q?

hypocrite.

I dont post by your rules, because you dont give a shit about anyone else.

Get it yet?

what does the arguement between me and susie q have to do with blondie?
that is between me and susie q.

just like a scrap between me and you is just between the 2 of us.

unlike you and some other chickenshit cowardly motherfuckers around here,
who feel the need to have their "homies" jump in and help,
i walk alone.
i don't ask anyone for help with any scrap.
i often lose more than i win because of pussies like you, who have to
get their cronies involved because the cannot or are too much of a fucking coward to go one on one.
it always winds up being me vs. however many get involved in a fight that should remain 1 on 1 because of fucking chickenshit motherfuckers like you.

why not face me 1 on 1 and keep your fucking cronies out of it?
coward.
the simple truth is, you won't because you can't.
you're too much of a fucking coward.
you're not such a badass when nobody else is around.
you're a whiny little bitch.
cowardly pieces of shit like you are a fucking cancer.

lounge machine, you are a fucking pussy.

i'm calling you out 1 on 1.
no cronies, no witnesses.
you and me, 1 on 1.
let's fucking go, bitch.
i'll fucking kill you
with my bare fucking hands.

i don't need a crowd or a fucking weapon.

me---><---you

your such a big tough man hiding behind that computer screen.


big cyber bully online lounge machine is really just a big fucking coward in real life that likely still lives at home in the trailer park in seattle even though he is in his forties...........what a loser.
lounge, when you are not in jail you are online 24/7.
that means you have no life and no time for anything but being online, on this website, because this site, and now rothfans v.2 is your whole life.

you are online on these sites just about every waking moment of every day
when you aren't spending some quality time with bubba.

get a life, loser.

[ace diamond]

A flare gun, eight bodies, and a Lars Umlat wannabe on stage with a Marshall Halfstack and a Les Paul.

Tsk tsk.

children should be seen and not heard.
now go do your homework.
it's almost your bedtime.

[Seshmeister]

......

[ace diamond]

i never posted that.
way to put words in my mouth, sesh.

[LoungeMachine]

what does the arguement between me and susie q have to do with blondie?
that is between me and susie q.

just like a scrap between me and you is just between the 2 of us.

unlike you and some other chickenshit cowardly motherfuckers around here,
who feel the need to have their "homies" jump in and help,
i walk alone.
i don't ask anyone for help with any scrap.
i often lose more than i win because of pussies like you, who have to
get their cronies involved because the cannot or are too much of a fucking coward to go one on one.
it always winds up being me vs. however many get involved in a fight that should remain 1 on 1 because of fucking chickenshit motherfuckers like you.

why not face me 1 on 1 and keep your fucking cronies out of it?
coward.
the simple truth is, you won't because you can't.
you're too much of a fucking coward.
you're not such a badass when nobody else is around.
you're a whiny little bitch.
cowardly pieces of shit like you are a fucking cancer.

lounge machine, you are a fucking pussy.

i'm calling you out 1 on 1.
no cronies, no witnesses.
you and me, 1 on 1.
let's fucking go, bitch.
i'll fucking kill you
with my bare fucking hands.

i don't need a crowd or a fucking weapon.

me---><---you

your such a big tough man hiding behind that computer screen.


big cyber bully online lounge machine is really just a big fucking coward in real life that likely still lives at home in the trailer park in seattle even though he is in his forties...........what a loser.
lounge, when you are not in jail you are online 24/7.
that means you have no life and no time for anything but being online, on this website, because this site, and now rothfans v.2 is your whole life.

you are online on these sites just about every waking moment of every day
when you aren't spending some quality time with bubba.

get a life, loser.

Yeah, I'm going to do you favors.....



Never quite know when to stop digging, put down the shovel, and hit Taco Bell, do you ace?



Blondie must be so proud of you....

[MAX]

This is what I was talking about, how awful this self mutilation is. He said it was a matter of MY opinion in the other thread. Quite a few in here as well think your music is bullshit too Ace. I would stop embarrassing yourself while you are ahead.

You know what, I had a huge two paragraph reply to this thread, but I don't want to expend my energy on clearly a complete laughing stock of the internet community.

I will just keep thanking the comedians and ass kickers in this thread until my THANK YOU BUTTON has nothing left on it anymore.

Goodness, under normal circumstances, I'd BEG for a banning...

However, this douchebag is far too entertaining. I was sooo sad a cupla days ago but (outside of puking) looking at all of the pics of the fat baaastiid, I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED!!! So much that I had tears of joy.

Keep kicking ass Miss Q!!!

Maxipad lubz yazzz!!!

[MAX]

Someone ask him to write a song about this? I need a good laugh!!!

[MAX]

In return for what?


One day you'll learn you reap what you sow.

No Lounge, it's "sew" just ask his carp.

[MAX]

Hey "ACE CAVELOCKFUCK"

DO NOT EVER SPEAK TO SUSIE Q LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! READ THIS, YOU BLIND, ONE NUTTED BITCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Or else, WE'LL skullfuck you!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Ah, fuck ace, you're done now....

Ya done pissed off The Pad.



Didnt I tell you this clown was trouble, Maxi?

[MAX]

Ah, fuck ace, you're done now....

Ya done pissed off The Pad.



Didnt I tell you this clown was trouble, Maxi?

Please (AGAIN) forgive my stupidity. I'm BEYOND embarrassed. Nonetheless, can we keep him? Just for the abuse? This shit is the funniest I've ever read... Almost.

[MAX]

What the fuck is that in his avatar? Or did I just subject myself to hell?

[ace diamond]

Hey "ACE CAVELOCKFUCK"

DO NOT EVER SPEAK TO SUSIE Q LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! READ THIS, YOU BLIND, ONE NUTTED BITCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Or else, WE'LL skullfuck you!!!

oh yeah?
you and what army?
to quote myself from the lyrics to my own song "skullfuckin'"
"I'LL SKULLFUCK YOU TO DEATH"
gee, max, if you are going to quote my lyrics, at least get it right, assbag.
you don't scare me little boy.
we've already been through this, remember?
you ain't gonna do shit.
besides, i did not fire the first shot.
don't you know it's foolish to go sticking your nose in other people's business, let they cut it off and spite your face?

[ace diamond]

what the fuck is that in his avatar? Or did i just subject myself to hell?

Welcome To Hell.
Enjoy Your Stay.

[MAX]

oh yeah?
you and what army?
to quote myself from the lyrics to my own song "skullfuckin'"
"I'LL SKULLFUCK YOU TO DEATH"
gee, max, if you are going to quote my lyrics, at least get it right, assbag.
you don't scare me little boy.
we've already been through this, remember?
you ain't gonna do shit.
besides, i did not fire the first shot.
don't you know it's foolish to go sticking your nose in other people's business, let they cut it off and spite your face?

Oh dear lord,

You CANNOT be for real?

No human being nor even a primate, like a cute monkey can be THIS pathetic!!! Maybe I'm wrong? Dunno?

Look dude, yer music sucks and I've been a practicing guitarist since '83. Yes, you do blow!!!

Fortunately, I have a date in 20 min and don't wanna let her down (won't cos I've been with her before. )

Anyhoo, you're an ARMY legend cos you're the funnest punching bag since Jizzy...

Fuck that, you're the best around!!!

[MAX]

Ah, fuck ace, you're done now....

Ya done pissed off The Pad.



Didnt I tell you this clown was trouble, Maxi?

Sorry to repeat but who is this guy?

[ace diamond]

Oh dear lord,

You CANNOT be for real?

No human being nor even a primate, like a cute monkey can be THIS pathetic!!! Maybe I'm wrong? Dunno?

dead wrong

Look dude, yer music sucks and I've been a practicing guitarist since '83.

SO FUCKING WHAT.

Yes, you do blow!!!

PLEASE KEEP YOUR HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES TO YOURSELF

Fortunately, I have a date in 20 min and don't wanna let her down (won't cos I've been with her before. )

OH, YOU'VE GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND, HUH?
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
BE ALL THE HOMOSEXUAL YOU CAN BE.......IN THE FAGGOT ARMY!

Anyhoo, you're a ROTH ARMY legend cos you're the funnest punching bag since Jizzy...

WHO?

Fuck that, you're the best around!!!

WHATEVER, DUDE.

[LoungeMachine]

Sorry to repeat but who is this guy?

The assclown that was banned from RothChats [as well as here]

Mr. Blind HIV+ guy

[Unchainme]

Welcome To Hell.
Enjoy Your Stay.

YouTube - FAT!

[Seshmeister]

Not for the first time its got me thinking about how fucked up some of the people might be that are standing around you when you are at a Roth/Van Halen show.

[ace diamond]

[LoungeMachine]

Ace Diamond Experience

Nods to Frehley, DLR, and Jimi in the name, yet can't sing, play guitar, or write a song.

[ace diamond]

Ace Diamond Experience

Nods to Frehley, DLR, and Jimi in the name, yet can't sing, play guitar, or write a song.

actually, DLR had nothing to do with it.

it's Ace Frehley and his guitar solo at the end of "Black Diamond" on KISS
"ALIVE!" which is my favorite Ace Frehley Guitar Solo, and the "Experience"
part was a nod to James Marshall Hendrix, who is the greatest guitarist of all time, but much like Bob Dylan and Ace Frehley, Jimi Hendrix couldn't fucking sing for shit.
If there is an award for the worlds worst band, worst singer, worst guitarist,
worst songwriter, worst performer, worst album, etc........that is the award I
have always been gunning for.
I want to be the worst in the world, and i want to win the internationally
recognized award for it.
other awards i would like to win:
i want to be officially declared by the pope as "The Anti-Christ"
hell, i want to be declared "the ugliest man alive"
just imagine all the press and business i could scare up.
concert attendance and album sales.......merch sales.......think about the potential.........there is really good promotion and a ton of money to be made
by being officially delared the worst and being declared "the anti-christ"
by the pope!
"THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IS TO OFFEND
THE GREATEST NUMBER OF PEOPLE"-
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

[LoungeMachine]

no one cares, moron....

once again the joke goes right over you.

[ace diamond]

no one cares, moron....

once again the joke goes right over you.

yet you are the one who brought it up.
gee, for someone who claims not to give a damn,
you show an awful lot of interest.

otherwise you would not have made the post about where you suspected i got the name of my band.

[VanHalenFan5150]

children should be seen and not heard.
now go do your homework.
it's almost your bedtime.

Well if they should be seen and heard, none of us would be here.

And I don't have any homework tonight, we just have exams this week.

Unless you count researching the Punic Wars for history class, but I already did that.

And I don't go to bed until 10:30, a healthy time for me, I get plenty of time for sleep and whatever else.

Tonight I treated myself to volume one of the DragonBall Z manga.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

oh yeah?
you and what army?
to quote myself from the lyrics to my own song "skullfuckin'"
"I'LL SKULLFUCK YOU TO DEATH"
gee, max, if you are going to quote my lyrics, at least get it right, assbag.
you don't scare me little boy.
we've already been through this, remember?
you ain't gonna do shit.
besides, i did not fire the first shot.
don't you know it's foolish to go sticking your nose in other people's business, let they cut it off and spite your face?

what ARMY? WHAT army? what army...?

maybe the fucking ROTH ARMY!!!!!
you fuck.