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    Yeah, kinda ballsy....

    ...showin' up on a CVH website, flyin the Rhoads banner, but in all my years posting on forums, this is the only avatar I could get to work.
    I'm a big fan of both Ed and Randy. I don't consider one better than the other, though Ed's output obviously has more to draw from. I have a brother eight years my senior, so I was eleven going on twelve, which means I've been diggin' on VH from the get-go.
    Man, when I was asked what my fave Halen tune was, I was kinda caught flat footed, but, I always go back to being in my Brother's '78 Cougar, hearing the intro to "Women In Love" for the first time, and just being struck by the beauty of that short piece of music. I wish it went on a bit longer.
    Van Halen to me were, are and always be, the quintessential American rock and roll/ heavy metal band. To me, they were super heroes and cartoon characters and circus performers all at once. You saw these guys in Circus and Creem and such, and thought..."who the fuck are these guys?".
    They had such a power like Sabbath, but they had a fuckin' groove that the ladies digged. It was ocean breeze and summer sunshine, gleamin' off the chrome of a '69 Chevelle, with pounders in the cooler and Bananna papers gettin' rolled while on the way to a cookout with some friends.
    Dave weaves us a good time, while Ed goes off into the ionosphere, boosted by the rock solid drums of Alex and Mike's bass.
    If I'm havin' a shit day, any of the original six-pack works wonders.
    Classic Van Halen makes my heart warm and my nipples hard...in my book, that's a pretty good thing.
    Oh yeah, I have a tendency to ramble

    Tom
    Last edited by tojoro; 12-11-2009 at 06:34 PM.

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    Hi tojoro and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

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    Ramble on, Holmes.

    Welcome

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    Outstanding first post!
    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Arrow

    I hope he didnt blow his entire load in his first post. He seemed cool.

    Come back, toj!
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    Ramble on, and don't for get to take your whiskey home!
    Fair warning, be careful on these mean streets!
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    Welcome!

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    welcome tojo.do you like vanhalen?

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    Yup! Whataver da muddas' said! I fukkin fourth it!

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    Okeedokee...don't know what's been goin' on, but I've been havin' a bitch of a time getting on here. I appear to be logged in, write a reply to someone, go to post, then I'm asked to log in, and what I just wrote is now gone.
    See if this one flies....

    Cool! It worked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEFTY View Post
    welcome tojo.do you like vanhalen?
    Indeed I do. Just about everything from the six-pack is pure magic!
    10 parts fun, 20 parts fury, 30 pounds of smoked fretboards and busted drum heads, and smiles 40 miles wide. Yeah...I like me some CVH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tojoro View Post
    Indeed I do. Just about everything from the six-pack is pure magic!
    10 parts fun, 20 parts fury, 30 pounds of smoked fretboards and busted drum heads, and smiles 40 miles wide. Yeah...I like me some CVH.
    Meh... they're ok, I guess.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    Meh... they're ok, I guess.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    Ha!

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    Screw you, Nate!



    Fool me once, shame on you.

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    Welcome To The Roth Army.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackflag View Post
    Screw you, Nate!



    Fool me once, shame on you.
    How does that go?

    Fool me once, shame on you.

    Fool myself twice, huh...

    Dude...

    It's not Nate.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackflag View Post
    Screw you, Nate!



    Fool me once, shame on you.
    Hey, Blackflag...
    I dunno who Nate is, but he ain't me...my name is Tom and I hail from just outside of Boston. My user name is parts of my first, middle and last names.
    It seems some folks like to go the multiple alias route, no?
    Hopefully I didn't get off on the wrong foot with the Randy avatar.
    Later,
    T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tojoro View Post
    Hey, Blackflag...
    I dunno who Nate is, but he ain't me...my name is Tom and I hail from just outside of Boston. My user name is parts of my first, middle and last names.
    It seems some folks like to go the multiple alias route, no?
    Hopefully I didn't get off on the wrong foot with the Randy avatar.
    Later,
    T.
    tom jones roth, nice ta see ya here!
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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