View Poll Results: Has she caught Wolfie wanking?

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  • Well, it happens to the best of them

    10 43.48%
  • Nope, he's been a security master baiter since Eddie caught him

    2 8.70%
  • He's been too busy with girls to wank

    3 13.04%
  • I bet Valerie is so busy touching herself she doesn't have time for anything else

    7 30.43%
  • Val's eaten so much coch she forgot to eat & lost by now weight

    6 26.09%
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Thread: Has Valerie caught Wolfie wanking?

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    Has Valerie caught Wolfie wanking?

    I know Eddie liked to discuss this matter, so why doesn't Valerie too?

    We all do it, it's natural, but getting caught by your parents is not the kewlest thing in the world.

    So, has Valerie caught Wolfie with his room "accidentally locked" or accidentally open?
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    No, but I heard Wolfie caught Valerie masturbating to a David Lee Roth poster!

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    Most definitely.

    I would surmise that she found Wolfie slathering his junk in Twinkie filling and furiously stroking away.

    'Tis nothing to be ashamed of....unless Val attempted to lick said Twinkie filling in a fit of uncontrolled diet rage...
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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    No, but I heard Wolfie caught Valerie masturbating to a David Lee Roth poster!

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    Well, she MAY have caught him wanking...

    ... the question is, WHO was he wanking?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    No, but I heard Wolfie caught Valerie masturbating to a David Lee Roth poster!
    Oh?

    And to which one of us was she wanking to?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    I think she caught him wanking on stage--at every concert...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    I think she caught him wanking on stage--at every concert...
    Sadly, even that was piped in
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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Sadly, even that was piped in
    Bwahahahahahahaha


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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    Oh?

    And to which one of us was she wanking to?

    Cheers! :bottle:
    Probably YOU!....she digs your screen name!
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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondsgirl View Post
    Probably YOU!....she digs your screen name!


    Well yeah, but I wouldn't lick HER...

    I mean, just look at what came out of it.

    I might catch something.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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