Does Sammy Hagar have a Vagina?

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  • thefive

    Does Sammy Hagar have a Vagina?

    Please answer.
    Thank you.
  • DaveIsKing
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1502

    #2
    Spammy IS a vagina.
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    • thefive

      #3
      Originally posted by DaveIsKing
      Spammy IS a vagina.
      Thank you for your imput.

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      • Warham
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 14587

        #4
        Those capri pants are gay.

        And, yes, he is a vagina.

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        • thefive

          #5
          Originally posted by Warham
          Those capri pants are gay.

          And, yes, he is a vagina.
          Thank you for your imput too.

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          • classicdude
            Foot Soldier
            • Apr 2004
            • 541

            #6
            .....since he's the RED-rocker, maybe he needs a plug...LOL!!!

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            • pete
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 3325

              #7
              Originally posted by classicdude
              .....since he's the RED-rocker, maybe he needs a plug...LOL!!!
              She's only the Red-rocker cause she is old school.

              Pre-tampon

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              • hot for david
                Head Fluffer
                • Apr 2004
                • 383

                #8
                Originally posted by DaveIsKing
                Spammy IS a vagina.
                that's rigth!!!!!!!!
                "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

                Woman Of Dark Desires
                http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...9b5fac7ede.jpg

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                • DaveIsKing
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                  • Mar 2004
                  • 1502

                  #9
                  DAVE IS KING!
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                  • DavidLeeWrath
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 212

                    #10
                    The Sam is your god. Bow before him.
                    Pope of The Church Of Almighty Sam, Rock God and LEADER of Van Halen!!!

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                    • DaveIsKing
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                      • Mar 2004
                      • 1502

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
                      DaveIsKing is my god. I Bow before him.
                      GET UP, MOTHERFUCKER!!
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                      • DavidLeeWrath
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 212

                        #12
                        In accordance with the holy law of The Hagar, all here will rise in respect and turn to track #1 from the book of F.U.C.K.

                        All hail the Red Rocker.....


                        Oh yeah!
                        Yeah! She's gotta have soul
                        Or it won't feel right
                        Well, just plain, clean, and simple
                        Wrapped up nice n' tight
                        And homegrown and down-home, that makes one
                        Cookin' up that old time, long lost recipe for me. Woo!
                        It's gettin' hard to find
                        Guess it ain't hip enough now
                        You take an average guy, he can't identify, uh
                        And there's a short supply of her fine, fine stuff
                        Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some o' that
                        Shake it up, bake it up nice, uh!
                        Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all that
                        I so love my baby's poundcake
                        Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
                        Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe
                        Lemme get on some o' that
                        Uh-ah uh-ho ho
                        Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
                        Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
                        Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!
                        (Guitar Solo)
                        Ooh, got some real fine pound...poundcake. Ah
                        I've been out there
                        Tried a little bit of everything
                        But it's all sex without love
                        I found the real thing is poundcake
                        Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
                        Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe, yeah. Woo!
                        She's down-home and down-home. Oh, that's my woman
                        Gimme some o' that
                        Uh-ah uh-ho ho
                        Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Lemme hold that
                        Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Uh!
                        Uh-ah uh-ho ho
                        Homegrown and down-home, woo! Come on babe
                        Gimme some o' that, gimme some o' that
                        Homegrown, way down-home. Yeah!
                        Uh-ah uh-ho ho, yeah, gimme some o' that. Woo!
                        C'mon baby
                        Homegrown, homegrown, down-home

                        Amen.....
                        Pope of The Church Of Almighty Sam, Rock God and LEADER of Van Halen!!!

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                        • pete
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3325

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
                          In accordance with the holy law of The Hagar, all here will rise in respect and turn to track #1 from the book of F.U.C.K.

                          All hail the Red Rocker.....


                          Oh yeah!
                          Yeah! She's gotta have soul
                          Or it won't feel right
                          Well, just plain, clean, and simple
                          Wrapped up nice n' tight
                          And homegrown and down-home, that makes one
                          Cookin' up that old time, long lost recipe for me. Woo!
                          It's gettin' hard to find
                          Guess it ain't hip enough now
                          You take an average guy, he can't identify, uh
                          And there's a short supply of her fine, fine stuff
                          Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some o' that
                          Shake it up, bake it up nice, uh!
                          Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all that
                          I so love my baby's poundcake
                          Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
                          Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe
                          Lemme get on some o' that
                          Uh-ah uh-ho ho
                          Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
                          Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
                          Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!
                          (Guitar Solo)
                          Ooh, got some real fine pound...poundcake. Ah
                          I've been out there
                          Tried a little bit of everything
                          But it's all sex without love
                          I found the real thing is poundcake
                          Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
                          Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe, yeah. Woo!
                          She's down-home and down-home. Oh, that's my woman
                          Gimme some o' that
                          Uh-ah uh-ho ho
                          Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Lemme hold that
                          Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Uh!
                          Uh-ah uh-ho ho
                          Homegrown and down-home, woo! Come on babe
                          Gimme some o' that, gimme some o' that
                          Homegrown, way down-home. Yeah!
                          Uh-ah uh-ho ho, yeah, gimme some o' that. Woo!
                          C'mon baby
                          Homegrown, homegrown, down-home

                          Amen.....
                          WOW

                          THis dude is illiterate. LOL

                          "Uh-ah uh-ho ho, yeah, gimme some o' that. Woo!"

                          Have you shot your mother yet?

                          What a complete loser.

                          You are so sad. Oh shit!

                          This guy has got to be his own father.

                          This is inbreeding to the most extreme degree.

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                          • DaveIsKing
                            Veteran
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1502

                            #14
                            Miss David Lee Wrath

                            You obviously have a black belt in mouth.

                            Stick around while I issue a few asswhippings - and i'll make you witty.
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                            • classicdude
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 541

                              #15
                              Damn, the Hagar was self-prophesizing....."some kind of alien, wait for the opening...." then he walked right on in....


                              Contact is all it takes
                              To change your life to lose your place in time
                              Contact! Asleep or awake
                              Coming around you may wake up to find
                              Questions deep within your eyes,
                              Things you've never realized
                              Chorus:
                              So when you sense a change
                              Nothing feels the same
                              All your dreams are strange, love comes walkin' in
                              Some kind of alien
                              Wait for the opening
                              Then simply pulls a string
                              Another world, some other time
                              You lay your sanity on the line
                              Familiar faces familiar sights
                              Reach back remember with all your might
                              Ohh there she stands in a silken gown
                              Silver lights shining down
                              Chorus
                              Love comes walkin' in
                              Solo
                              Sleep and dream is all I crave
                              I travel far across the Milky Way
                              To my master I become a slave
                              Til we meet again some other day
                              Where silence speaks as loud as war
                              And the earth returns to what it was before
                              Chorus
                              Love comes walkin' in

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