Hello everyone!

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Hi all!

i have heard a lot about this site and all the great peeps that gather here. my boyfriend gary spends a lot of time on here so i decided to see what all the hubbub was about.
gary has been using my laptop more frequently since his library card was revolked. this is probably a good thing since he can stay home at night instead of doin his "internet thing" from the all night internet cafe down the street.
i have to agree with gary about the color scheme here. i think it's lovely too.

i look forward to getting to know some of gary's internet fans.

peace
Lefty

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hi LEFTY! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

thank you mr helper.

[Steve Savicki]

Happy New Year!

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

and a happy new year to you steve.

[Diamondjimi]

Wow, looks like Steve now has 2 friends at the Army. Great start to the new year Steve-0!

[GAR]

I'm flattered guys, really.

To take the time out to raise an attack alias - just for me?

LUV ya!

[Diamondjimi]

Holy fuck GAR, your bitch is hot!

[Cherry]

Happy New Year!

[Diamondjimi]

Steve.....pwn3d by a puddy tat!

Great work Cherry!

[Anonymous]

I take back everything negative I have said about aliases.

If this one pisses Gayr off enough so that he takes time to groan at it, it's pure jaenious, and shows that Gayr has been, pretty much, PWN3D like a little bitch.

Oh, almost forgot...

SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHITVICKY!!!

Dang paedophiles... like cock-a-roaches... multiply themselves by masturbation. Once you get one in the house, there's no getting rid of them varmints.

Cheers! :bottle:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

whats a alias?