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    Thumbs up How much is The Roth Army worth?

    According to this site right here... rotharmy.com is worth $460,596.00!

    Could Sarge have possibly hit paydirt here?
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    I bet he would sell at that price in a seecond
    Fuck I would !!
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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    Hell yeah, make a nice down payment on his very own tank!

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    Its says one of my domains (which I have had good offers on )
    is worth $59..... lol

    Dunno how accurate this is, hope it is for Chris !!

    (However)

    This is all "on paper" valuation, if you can spare any, make
    sure you throw a little Sarge's way, believe me, he is not
    earning interest on that above figure !

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    To be more specific, if you type in the subject matter relating
    to my company, the domain I refer too comes up number 1
    on the google listing.... So its strange that its deemed $59
    by these dudes. I would remain skeptical, but hope its true.
    You need a buyer first !

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    It's only worth what someone would pay for it.

    That site is a bit silly although Brett will be pleased to find out that he is now a millionaire...

    VHLinks is worth $1m but YouTube is only worth $2m.
    Last edited by Seshmeister; 01-25-2010 at 08:03 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's only worth what someone would pay for it.

    That site is a bit silly although Brett will be pleased to find out that he is now a millionaire...

    VHLinks is worth $1m but YouTube is only worth $2m.
    Wow.... this is history, the only time a Hagar site is worth more
    than Dave

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    Its all worth 2 cents unless someone wants to buy...

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    Hell, if I could cash in my chips for nearly half a million, I'd dump my pots, pans and knives then go live somewhere off the griddle.









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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    Wow.... this is history, the only time a Hagar site is worth more
    than Dave
    It's not a Hagar site, at least not ONLY a Hagar site. It's a Van Halen/David Lee Roth/Sammy Hagar/Gary Cherone/Gay Escort/Chickenfoot/Extreme/Tequila/Hot Sauce/Kindergarten site, and the first people are bound to find if they search for Van Halen.

    So, it kinda mirrors the history of Van Halen... with the numbers fixed in his favour, Tequila man once again outsells Dave.

    But if one breaks down the numbers & takes all things into consideration, one finds that Bette Middler is responsible for only a tiny fragment of whatever numbers he throws at us.

    Don't forget that a Dave ONLY site (with some VH thrown in) is worth almost HALF of what VH Links is.

    Of course it's not a real value... it's probably calculated by the number of visitors per day, or some shit.

    So yeah... Half is Diamond Dave... Half is Van Halen/Sammy Hagar/Gary Cherone/Chickenfoot/Extreme/Pet Shop Boys, etc....

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Hell, if I could cash in my chips for nearly half a million, I'd dump my pots, pans and knives then go live somewhere off the griddle.
    How long do you think that half a million will last in your hands, if you're heterosexual?

    Spend some time calculating how much you spend annually in Women/Hookers/Strippers, Booze, Dru... Medicine, etc.

    I guarantee you'll be flabbergasted.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    How long do you think that half a million will last in your hands, if you're heterosexual?

    Spend some time calculating how much you spend annually in Women/Hookers/Strippers, Booze, Dru... Medicine, etc.

    I guarantee you'll be flabbergasted.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    It depends upon each person's frugality. There are some folks around here that haven't worked in over a decade, yet appear to be eating enough to fill three people.

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    You know, only now I've noticed that I've failed to take FOOD into account on that equation...

    I bet this would've made Freud's day.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    How long do you think that half a million will last in your hands, if you're heterosexual?

    Spend some time calculating how much you spend annually in Women/Hookers/Strippers, Booze, Dru... Medicine, etc.

    I guarantee you'll be flabbergasted.

    Cheers! :bottle:

    I would invest it and not touch the principal...

    At 5% wich can still be found, that is 25K per year; that's my bar bill...So, I could do cool things with the money I am not spending like buy...ah.......................................... .................................................. .............................................ahh hmmm.............................................. .......................*scratches chin* .................................................. .................................................. .............................................hmm.. .................................................. ............... *wondering*....................................... .................................................. ....................................Oh, lets have a drinkie poo and contemplate...YES!!!
    Last edited by thome; 01-25-2010 at 01:29 PM.

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    Mine's worth 218 dollars. I know I could get more.

    Oh dear.

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    Jesus DDLR is worth 25K and it's not even up and runnin!

    Somebody call Vaughn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Jesus DDLR is worth 25K and it's not even up and runnin!

    Somebody call Vaughn
    Damn, that's like "found" money!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Damn, that's like "found" money!
    Best I ever found was a 100 bucks in an old jacket of mine
    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    The stats webiste itself reckons its worth over 360k....... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Best I ever found was a 100 bucks in an old jacket of mine
    Ha, no shit. I once found $350 in an old cash stash I spot I used to use.(Inside an old speaker grill). I put it there 6 months before and forgot about it...
    (I blame it on good Canadian bud)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    Anytime you can reference O' Brother is a good time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Ha, no shit. I once found $350 in an old cash stash I spot I used to use.(Inside an old speaker grill). I put it there 6 months before and forgot about it...
    (I blame it on good Canadian bud)
    I found Good Bud in my Sun SPL's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Damn, that's like "found" money!
    one reason i don't mind doin' laundry. wifey is a bartender and i "find" tips from time to time

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    I lived in this "metal house" in the 80's. Most of my band lived
    there and a few other random headbangers. Parties everyday.
    One night some random dude rocks up with 3 boxes of Scotch
    that he had stolen from his work. (Each box had 12 bottles)

    Anyhoo, of course we all ended up totally fucked up. In my
    drunken haze I had a totally sneaky idea, I broke open one
    of the boxes and hid bottles of scotch all in the house and
    yard...

    After we had sobered up from that bender I totally forgot that
    I had done that. There were times after that where we were
    all broke and were scratching to get any alcohol at all...

    Then like two months later I spotted something in a bush near
    the front door. Yep one of the bottles, then I immediately
    remembered what I had done. But had no idea where I had
    hidden them all.. So for the next few months when the well
    was dry we would all go on a hunt around the property.
    Somebody would always find one. Made for great fun !
    Like an easter egg hunt for alcoholic teenagers !

    It was funny where I had hidden them all, they were
    really well hidden and spread over a large area.
    I must have thought I was a soldier in
    the war when I was plastered that night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's only worth what someone would pay for it.

    That site is a bit silly although Brett will be pleased to find out that he is now a millionaire...

    VHLinks is worth $1m but YouTube is only worth $2m.
    The only way Chickenshit Links is worth $1 million is if that figure is in Zimbabwe dollars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    I lived in this "metal house" in the 80's. Most of my band lived
    there and a few other random headbangers. Parties everyday.
    One night some random dude rocks up with 3 boxes of Scotch
    that he had stolen from his work. (Each box had 12 bottles)

    Anyhoo, of course we all ended up totally fucked up. In my
    drunken haze I had a totally sneaky idea, I broke open one
    of the boxes and hid bottles of scotch all in the house and
    yard...

    After we had sobered up from that bender I totally forgot that
    I had done that. There were times after that where we were
    all broke and were scratching to get any alcohol at all...

    Then like two months later I spotted something in a bush near
    the front door. Yep one of the bottles, then I immediately
    remembered what I had done. But had no idea where I had
    hidden them all.. So for the next few months when the well
    was dry we would all go on a hunt around the property.
    Somebody would always find one. Made for great fun !
    Like an easter egg hunt for alcoholic teenagers !

    It was funny where I had hidden them all, they were
    really well hidden and spread over a large area.
    I must have thought I was a soldier in
    the war when I was plastered that night...


    See...it's true stories like PMark's that tell me that there's a little Roth in all of us....


    ....and no, David Lee didn't physically put it there himself.

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