ADD ME aS A MOD, YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,

I WOULD LIKE TO tHROW MY NAME AND DICK INTO THE PROVERBIAL TWAT OF THE MACHINE THAT RUNS THIS PLACE.

HERE ARE MY QUALIFICAITIONS:

1. I GOT INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT WITH PETE.
I LOST THE FIGHT. THE GUY PUT HIS THUMB UP MY ASS AND I PRESSED CHARGES.

2. I HAVE A DICK BIGGER THAN SAMMY HAGAR'S.

3. i WISH ALEX VAN HALEN WOULD LOSE AN ARM, LIKE RICK ALLEN DID

4. I wish 100 Van Hagar Fans would die in a fire.. like what happened to Great White



I firmly believe Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

I ALSO THINK IT IS BAD POLICY TO TURN YOUR BACK ON A HAGAR FAN.
YOU CAN NEVER TELL IF THEY ARE GOING TO WHIP OUT THEIR TINY COCK AND TRY TO INSERT IT INTO THE ASS OF THE CLOSEST PERSON AROUND.


GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,
DICKFACE

[ELVIS]

Maybe you can take Lou's place...

[ELVIS]

Maybe you can take Lou's place...

[YankeeRose]

Tricky Dick...you make me laugh...

....thanx, I needed that....


kisskiss

[pete]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts


1. I GOT INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT WITH PETE.
I LOST THE FIGHT. THE GUY PUT HIS THUMB UP MY ASS AND I PRESSED CHARGES.

I beat the rap though!



How about a chocolate covered pretzel?

[Panamark]

How could they not make Dickface a MOD ??
And they reckon the Van Hagar reunion is a disgrace ??

Im pissed..

[Cato]

as far as I remember, he was a super mod for a moment(only a day or 2) and was removed because of his silliness at once.

[Sweet Irony]

I think hes got what it takes.....whatever that is!

[ThrillsNSpills]

I disagree.

Hagar DOES amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon!

ONE VOTE FOR THE CAPS LOVIN BASTARD.

[Big Troubles]

Im putting my vote on TheFive.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yep we need to get thefive in there. That Hagar is fat thread should have been stickied!

[ELVIS]

You're on drugs

[Big Troubles]

[thefive]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Im putting my vote on TheFive.

Well thank you there buddy.

[thefive]

I vote for Dickface. You got my vote.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yep we need to get thefive in there. That Hagar is fat thread should have been stickied!

Thanks buddy. I feel loved. LOL

But this is Dickface's thread for an application to become a mod.